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Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, wind,

He's Having a Fart Attack

A constipated vicar named Bart Was in church when he dropped a huge fart He said 'Lord I have sinned' For I’ve got pooey wind Blushing scarlet he did soon depart! 26th April 2016

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, wind,


For goodness sake, please stop
farting! I can smell that
foul stench all around our
flat. It stinks like a dead
fish! Small kids find it great
fun to let rip with their
farts … and then leave the room !

For fun ... Inspired by F Plaiedes contest… I will go with my gut reaction and enter my Fireworks poem lol


Poem Details | by Kp Nunez |
Categories: humorous, wind,

The Bard's Wind - Acrostrain

Wind that I pass poisons air with one blow
It stinks to the moon, stays 'til the morrow
Nonchalant, nearly blue, frown on my brow
Don't hold it; Farting is such sweet sorrow. 1

1.	A play on Shakespeare's famous line, Romeo and Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2.

2.	While I do not wish to offend the fine sensibilities of our more delicate poets, most of us are familiar with the The Bard’s propensity to include references to farting in his plays. To name a few:
Comedy of Errors: Scene I; Two Gentlemen of Verona: Scene IV; and Henry IV: Part I

24 October, 2015
Wind, Snow or Rain Acrostrain
Sponsor: Jan Allison

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Blowing In the Wind

There once was a fellow named Carter Who ate refried beans as his starter He’d blow off his horn From dusk until dawn and was a persistent loud farter 24th November 2014

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Wind Ii

we cannot see it its odour is all around baked bean flatulence 25th April 2015

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: funny, space, stars, wind,

To Eire Is Who, Man

All the fighting Irish see stars
Over pints of Guinness in bars
But Jan has a plan
To transport each man
Its called, "Cork, Uranus to Mars"

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, wind,

Heavenly Farter

When Father Ted farted in church The Bishop (who looked just like lurch) Said ‘say six hail Mary’s then keep off the dairies’ I know cos I’ve done my research! Just before you stand in the pulpit Do digest a small charcoal biscuit Then clench your butt cheeks So no foul wind leaks Be mindful in church where you sit! If there’s flatulence neath your attire Just ensure you’re stood next to the choir As it really annoys All the little choir boys To giggle is all they desire! 08/30/21

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, wind,

The Art of Farting

I’ve perfected the art Of withholding a fart I tighten my buttocks and clench But when no one is the vicinity I let rip with a dreadful stench 28th March 2016 Jan Allison

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,


imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears.

Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Wind Chimes

Wind chimes When ten thin tinkling tin things twinkle and tingle in the wind twinkling and tinkling the ten thin tin things make a tingling tintinnabulation of joy
The grandchildren think I’m off my head....

Poem Details | by Betty Harp Butler |
Categories: humorous, tree, wind,

Listen To the Wind

Listen to the wind
As it ruffles through the trees.
God is blowing his breath.
When the storms come,
Could it be He sneezed?

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, clothes, humorous, wind,


Poor Pauline was caught unawares when she was in a rush She ripped the seam of her jeans exposing her enormous tush People started smiling when she had passed their way For her tiny G-string panties were clearly on display! She could feel a cooling breeze around her nether region Thank goodness it was summer and not the winter season! Jan Allison 24th April 2016

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous,

Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem

Have you tried suppressing a big fart - Clenching your buttocks is a fine art You hope your windy gas Doesn’t shoot out your *** and from the room you quickly depart 7th March 2015 Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem

Poem Details | by Marycile Beer |
Categories: funny


To go in a circular, spiral, curved
Or crooked course
Breeze, zephyr, puff or bluster
Claptrap, horwash or baloney
Tornado, Cyclone or a disaster

No matter how you put it
If your vehicle stays on the road
In Kansas, South Dakota or Wyoming
You have more than met your goal

Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: flower, humor, morning, rain, spring, sun, wind,

Spring's Other Side

Spring is the time to venture out and play
the pretty flowers are wearing the bees
maybe it is bright and sunny all day
early morning may come with a cool breeze.

Did you remember to put on bug spray
or you will be lunch and eaten alive
make sure that you do not become their prey
watch out for the low large hanging beehive.

Springtime can bring sun and much needed rain
we sneeze and blow our nose as flowers grow
today their beautiful colors will reign
as the soft wind will magically blow.

I cannot wait for this warm special time
and hear the ringing sound from the wind chime.


Date Written:2/2/2023

4 Place

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: humorous, mystery, nature, summer, wind,

Haiku 41

sporadic chimes -
an invisible man
knocks at my door

Poem Details | by Carolyn Devonshire |
Categories: humor,

Gone With the Wind

That old bedroom fan makes too much noise
But he sweats after nights with the boys
     I turn and pull the sheets up
     Good Lord, on beans they did sup
Thank goodness the fan his farts deploys

Coming home late, he now hits the couch
Spicy foods growl in his waistline pouch
     Old tabby hisses at him
     Rover’s expression’s quite grim
If our pets die from foul wind, I’ll grouch

“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn,”
Said Rhett before he went on the lam
     My spouse won’t be hearing these
     The next time he cuts the cheese
I’ll clog him with a battering ram

*Written May 18, 2014

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, wind,

I'M Having a Fart Attack

My cousin’s just earned his degree He majored in fartology Now he can impart What foods make me fart He’s obsessed by scatology I confessed that beans give me wind (It matters not if fresh or tinned) And onions and sprouts In any amounts cause farting that I can’t rescind The wind I produce is quite drastic as medics say my colon’s spastic my poor tummy swells I release foul smells I’m thankful my waistband ‘s elastic FICTIONAL POEM FOR FART-TASTIC CONTEST Sponsored by Chantelle Anne Cooke 09/15/21

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: body, humorous, wind,

Tom Sawyer

Old Tom Sawyer went into St Bart’s He said “Doc I am dropping huge farts” The doc got a large trowel To examine Tom’s bowel As Tom’s flatus was way off the charts! Doc announced, “My prognosis is clear, But my findings you won’t want to hear - The reason for the gas Being passed from your *** Is your diet of curry and beer!” Checked using how many syllables *St Bart’s is a famous hospital in London Removed from contest 09-14-17

Poem Details | by Paul Schneiter |
Categories: humor, wind,


There was an ample dame of Knight
who with her waistline had a fight.
Doing daily exercises
reduced her about six sizes.
In wind she’s seen taking flight.

Poem Details | by Jimmi Canada |
Categories: art, beauty, character, dream, education, funny, girl, growing up, happiness, jealousy, memory, my children, song, space, star, student, wind,

The Stage Plan

Roaming in the ropes,

lubing like the tokes,

aging like the folks-

we will to get hard before blasting into the remote!

New ground that you tweet about,

...about a stout boy, 
level headed,
awaits his crown,

disastrously loud-

prays of nights that go by days when there are no clouds,
or an enlightened language moving along by a count.

Poem Details | by John Beharry |
Categories: animal, funny, humorous, pets, sleep, wind,

Dog Haiku

dog breaks wind in sleep awakens and sniffs the air then bolts from the room
dedicated to dogs and dog lovers (the funny side)

Poem Details | by Jan Allison |
Categories: humorous, wind,

The Art of Farting

I’m dining with my uncle Bart And release an SBD fart My fart stinks like hell But Bartie can’t tell Because we’re two meters apart! (sbd = silent but deadly) 08/06/21

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: humorous, introspection, music, satire, sound, wind, writing,

A Wind Vane

rough draft it will be                                                                                                     lovely music though the flags                                                                                        my pen fails to revise

Poem Details | by Drjim Martin |
Categories: funny, wind,

Boisterous Wind

Boisterous Wind
Dr. James E. Martin
©May, 2013

The wind continues to blow
It’s annoying wherever I go.
It messes my hair,
If anyone does care,
Just thought you’d like to know.