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Poem Details | by
Tom Cunningham |
Categories:
humor,
Dedicated to a fine poet on soup Gershon Wolf.
In an old cowboy town in Wichita
Staying alive meant being quick on the draw
The Straws and Jones shoot out
Was bloody without doubt
All killed except one he was' The Last Straw'.
Written 18th July 2019.
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, nature,
One day a wolf sat,
Awaiting a tasty cat.
Then he spotted a beaver;
His teeth, they cleaved her;
He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!
Poem Details | by
Judy Ball |
Categories:
angst, funny,
Woke up with a funny taste in my mouth;
Drank all my mouthwash, think I ate a mouse.
Burned out my razor just shaving my face.
It seems that I'm shedding all over the place.
I'm allergic to silver, the Wolfsbane's in bloom,
And I hate it whenever we have a full moon.
Can't keep a girlfriend, they don't understand,
No walks in the moonlight while I hold their hand.
My dog doesn't like me, the cat ran away,
And others bemoan one single bad day.
For Wolf Man The Beginning Contest by SillyBilly the Kidster
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor,
meanwhile
another apple falls ~
not far from the tree
7/4/2017
My humor to collaborate with White Wolf's Sir Isaac Newton haiku ;)
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, dog, food, fun, funny, nature,
One day, a wolf sat,
By a babbling brook,
Awaiting a tasty snack.
He spotted a beaver,
His teeth, they cleaved her
Then by hungry bear, he was attacked;
Now he’s in Heaven without his pack.
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
animal, courage, giggle, sports,
A fool matador by name of El Cid
Could not control either ego or id
Turned his back on the bull
Felt a rude tug, hard pull
Two horns split his tights down the seams, they did
One should never turn his back on a bull
Unless, of course, one's extremely skillful
Bulls are fierce and large
For certain they'll charge
Just to get a yummy good bellyful
~ B.B. and G.W. ~
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humor, political,
Pardon me friends, just having a little fun. Borrowing words and style from two fun guys. Mixing in a bit of political spoof. Have a great day!
A LITTLE BIT OF WOLF AND HAPPY JACK
I’m not a heavy thinker
nor a heavy drinker.
The feather it floats
unless it sinks.
I’m not the house speaker
nor a cacophonous leaker
and
Depends must be worn
for the politician’s thorns,
their sweet bippies
entangled with their lippies.
I’ll leave it at that!
8/5/2022
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
black love, culture, education, health, humor, peace, psychological,
Jerry had a big bad wolf
Who followed him to Sunday school,
Heaven school,
BrightLight toxic school,
Jerry had a big bad wolf
whose hair was black as coal,
black as death,
black as stole
his power soul,
Jerry had a big bad wolf
which was against the rule,
golden
non-violet
not black and blue
in nonSunday secular school
born against God's imaged
sacred tool,
Black through white
transparent in green goddess light
non-violet she-wolf black and bright
gratitude for godly thrival days
and wild goddess
wolf-bred
sacred nights,
Passions unscared
unscarred
without cosmic frights
restoring green peace
and non-violent just delights.
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
betrayal, humor, identity, mental illness, nonsense,
A Treachery Fantasy
Call me, Red Riding Hood, if you will.
Planning to be a very naughty poetess
with my quill!
Indeed, coming back to Poetry Soup
under another name.
To deceive, and manipulate all,that is
my ultimate, end game!
January 3, 2020
6:00am PST