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Dedicated to a fine poet on soup Gershon Wolf.
In an old cowboy town in Wichita
Staying alive meant being quick on the draw
The Straws and Jones shoot out
Was bloody without doubt
All killed except one he was' The Last Straw'.
Written 18th July 2019.
Woke up with a funny taste in my mouth;
Drank all my mouthwash, think I ate a mouse.
Burned out my razor just shaving my face.
It seems that I'm shedding all over the place.
I'm allergic to silver, the Wolfsbane's in bloom,
And I hate it whenever we have a full moon.
Can't keep a girlfriend, they don't understand,
No walks in the moonlight while I hold their hand.
My dog doesn't like me, the cat ran away,
And others bemoan one single bad day.
For Wolf Man The Beginning Contest by SillyBilly the Kidster
M. L. Kiser
animal, dog, food, fun, funny, nature,
One day, a wolf sat,
By a babbling brook,
Awaiting a tasty snack.
He spotted a beaver,
His teeth, they cleaved her
Then by hungry bear, he was attacked;
Now he’s in Heaven without his pack.
another apple falls ~
not far from the tree
My humor to collaborate with White Wolf's Sir Isaac Newton haiku ;)
M. L. Kiser
animal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, nature,
One day a wolf sat,
Awaiting a tasty cat.
Then he spotted a beaver;
His teeth, they cleaved her;
He’s in heaven now…bear attacked!
betrayal, humor, identity, mental illness, nonsense,
A Treachery Fantasy
Call me, Red Riding Hood, if you will.
Planning to be a very naughty poetess
with my quill!
Indeed, coming back to Poetry Soup
under another name.
To deceive, and manipulate all,that is
my ultimate, end game!
January 3, 2020
animal, courage, giggle, sports,
A fool matador by name of El Cid
Could not control either ego or id
Turned his back on the bull
Felt a rude tug, hard pull
Two horns split his tights down the seams, they did
One should never turn his back on a bull
Unless, of course, one's extremely skillful
Bulls are fierce and large
For certain they'll charge
Just to get a yummy good bellyful
~ B.B. and G.W. ~