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Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,
Don't rush to wash off the sea salt
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.
Poem Details | by
Clive Culverhouse |
Categories:
fun, humorous, life, people, science, truth, world,
the things you both see
you all see
is merely a continuity safeguard
one of the laws written in to prevent chaos
we can't have multiple lifeforms occupying the same space all seeing and experiencing something different
it just wouldn't work
so we've set impulses to align where and whenever possible
sure as hell easier when you lot are on your own
takes a heap of pressure off the system
that way we suspend everyone else
they're not needed
you don't surely think they're individually living do you
no, just on hold, paused
until you're no longer on your own
then we have our work cut out again
and many coffees go cold
Poem Details | by
Richard Palmer |
Categories:
adventure, fantasy, funny,
Brush in hand,I lay my plan,
Start from the sea,then paint the land,
From the sea I take the blue,
Paint it crystal,you can see right through,
Take the blue and paint the breeze,
Rain-bow for flowers,orange for trees,
Erase the brown from the earth,
Wave my brush,clean cloths,white dirt,
Painted all disasters, brightest red,
Better satellite imagery trying to minimize the dead,
Tone down Mr Sun,a lighter shade of yellow,
Soothing his anger,now he's a jolly fellow,
Pink glows,north,east,south or west,
Lovers staring at the moon,feel the gentleness,
My paint,my brush,my colours sway,
Painting this world,each and every day...
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny, me, world, me, money,
I gotta crooked legged woman
With legs that go where they choose
Her lips are shaped like a beer mug
And over flowin with booze
She means the world to me
And a freak that makes me money
Her face is like a chocolate chip cookie
Covered in spots dots and all of that
I don't need a road map to find my way around
Just look at her face and I know where I'm at
She means the world to me
And a freak that makes me money
She gotta hunch back
From her boobs that sag
They look like two egg yolks
On two kwik mart bags
But She means the world to me
And a freak that makes me money
**Singing the Blues**
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
conflict, french, history, humorous, mystery, poetry, world,
Waterloo Clerihew 23-Skidoo
Napoleon Bonaparte
1769 Corsica is where he got his start
One of the greatest commanders in history
His manner of death a 200-year-old mystery
Napoleon played it close to the vest
With his armies he was always the best
But 'twas nothing he could do
When he met his Waterloo
Lived his last few years under house arrest
Napoleon drank the water and headed for the loo
He did nothing different than you or I could ever do
Be kind to your skin and protect your bone-a-parts
Remember that's where good hygiene starts!
Poem Details | by
Jerry T Curtis |
Categories:
humor,
When life seems all backed up
with pressers all around
I slip into the bathroom
and let my trousers down
It's private and so quiet
and I like the cool white seat
with my back against the porcelain
it's quite a soothing treat
Now, once I'm all relaxed
I reach for stuff to read
And somewhere through Jan's poetry
I do my dirty deed
They say that Michelangelo saw his sculptures in a block of marble before he started carving---God only knows what Jan sees in a round porcelain bowl to inspirer her to write phoop! LOL Jan, God Bess
Poem Details | by
Dr. Robert Ippaso |
Categories:
confusion, environment, hope, humanity, humor, inspirational, satire,
I’m confused
At times bemused
By the turn society’s taking,
Sexuality so complex
Gender needing further context
All my preconceptions breaking.
Are cows good
On this we brood
Carbon footprint the new quandary,
Should we fly
Or cycling try
A simpler world I recall fondly.
Left or Right
The current fight
Politicians all grandstanding,
Little caring
Overbearing
Of our hearts and minds demanding.
To take part
Is quite an art
Every word now needing measure,
Opinions rue
So fast to sue
No surprise the past I treasure.
Poem Details | by
Marycile Beer |
Categories:
friendship, funny, imagination, world,
Tamiviolet, Tamiviolet
I must say my dear
I read your poem 'Oh,Yes' today.
I thought I can't believe it
How did poetrysoup slip up
To allow someone to put
A poem like yours, on their Internet
I am a widow
And your words truly did shock me
But when you involved your own daughter
I just about lost it, yes sir ree
I hadn't picked up on this side of you
In the poems of yours I'd read
And here on world wide internet
You bragged about the part your daughter played
Now I feel it is up to me,
To inform the whole world today
Tamiviolet as of right now,
You have just been tagged.
Cile Beer
Poem Details | by
Zamreen Zarook |
Categories:
age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,
Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
Poem Details | by
John Pen |
Categories:
football, fun, funny, humor, humorous, soccer, sports,
Pain in Spain
Bland England
Shame in the game
Who do you blame
When your approach is lame
Three lions or three blind mice?
I wonder
Poem Details | by
Ana Espinola Collins |
Categories:
children, kids, fun, funny, humorous, kid, kindergarten, world,
In a perfect world...
Things won't break,
Our clothes don't shrink,
Bugs won't bite,
And skunks don't stink.
People never snore,
They don't even sneeze;
Ice cream never melts,
And puddles don't freeze.
There are no creepy crawlers,
No slimy pets,
No spooky sounds,
No noisy jets.
We never get dirty,
We never get told,
It's never too hot,
It's never too cold.
No one is shorter,
No one is taller,
Nothing is bigger,
Nothing is smaller.
In a perfect world...
There's no fun at all.
But in our not-so-perfect world,
We always have a ball!
by Ana Espinola Collins
Poem Details | by
A.O. Taner |
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
humorous, world,
Few things are as annoying as standing in line
Queues and waiting can be an ordeal for even the most patient
Always choose "the wrong line"
Some use courtesy that seems slick and superficial
We see bad queue culture at the store every day
It quickly becomes chaos during rush hour
when we are going home from work
Everybody going home
Impatience gives tightening in the chest
A wave of irritation and blood pressure rises
A reminder, must do an errand at the pharmacy
A queue number must be drawn
Can you imagine the lack of harmony
Be patient and let time take care
So slow down and appreciate the little things
02.02.2016
A-L Andresen :)
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
baptism, beauty, city, eve, first love, funny, gender, god, history, independence day, mystery, mythology, night, obituary, raven, sea, silly, summer, sweet, teacher, world, yellow,
Lauren Hill slow songs thrill,
they pop like a fast moving pill,
I am flopped on top of a junk food bill,
and running with a skunk who tells me to take in my fill-
like leading um' on into my dream,
I create a festering lean,
I rank every thought in order of how I like it,
and prep for a long time that's gonna break all the cycles.
Striding with my shrine,
as I shock a spine,
revitalize and prime-
as I preen and primp and chimp-
as I act like a pimp,
I black out and gimp,
skimp out on my dying moment because death is no shrimp!
Poem Details | by
Mark Peterson |
Categories:
humorous, peace,
There is this thing we crave,
and call it world peace.
We fast and pray, both night and day,
hoping war will simply cease.
The odds I think are not that good
we’ll get it in my life—
too many secretive, conspiring minds
that benefit from strife.
If we had Aladdin’s lamp
the genie might assist.
I’m sure that he could get it done
with simple flick of wrist.
But if he’s asked to take control,
results could be austere;
in order to gain world peace
he’d make us disappear.
Poem Details | by
Bhavna Khemlani |
Categories:
character, community, emotions, funny, people, poems, remember, world,
Sitting on the soft cushion seat
Start of turtle movement
The advert on the bus
Is the only catchy appeal
The drumming of the engine
The grunting of the taxi
Dusk getting crisp
Dull glow of the sun
The glance at the sky
With a wish to fly
The buttocks begin to get sore
I see my finger nails
Then back to the next lane
I feel my eyes burn
A long ribbon of taillights flashing
The next lane is fast moving
Taxi driver snoring
The turtle movement
Develops anxiety
Feeling thirsty
Phone rings
Good news
Another party
Feeling oozy
Glazing outside the window
Another turtle movement
Nerves rest - feet asleep
With an effort
Feet wake up
Anxiety rising - start to walk
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
confidence, funny, world,
Most things are natural,
even for the one who is unique
It can be extremely difficult
and discover your own talents
You may still be highly competitive,
but now you're competing to win new business
Take very close note of moments like this
In a perfect world, everyone would get to use their strengths
15.07.2018
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
Poem Details | by
Anne-Lise Andresen |
Categories:
body, care, feelings, humor,
No one asks how you feel
Ready for some squishing
Cold hands that tugs and pulls
The breast is squeezed down and keep me captive
First right breast ~ left breast the same treatment
Totally humiliated, with you head glued to this Star World X-rays
I am sure that this machine was created by a man
Ten minutes you're done ~ your worst enemy is breast cancer
24.08.2016
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
- Published in the Newspaper 29.08.2016
Poem Details | by
Riya Melvin |
Categories:
fashion, funny, missing, satire, science, technology, teen,
Am I wrong,
Or has the world went upside down.
What happened to all? I wonder.
While I said "hello" to my bestie,
He replied "hi" through messenger.
What happened to him? I wonder
I asked my brother to go for an evening stroll,
I will accompany you on my cycle was his answer.
What happened to him? I wonder.
While I told my old colleague "I wanna catch up with you",
We will have a video chat session was his reply.
What happened to him? I wonder.
Is it me or is it the world around me
Has the world went upside down
Or it might be me, thinking downside up.
5-March-2017
Poem Details | by
Peter Dome |
Categories:
change, fantasy, fun, funny, muse, silly,
If women ruled the world
I'd have a sex change and be a girl
If you can't beat em
Join em.
Peter Dome. Copyright.2015.May.
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humor, world war ii,
Well how do you do, my name is Jack
Brain's still working but it's got a big crack
It's a World War II injury
Watching the war on TV
Munching on chips put my back outta whack
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Jackson Labaugh |
Categories:
beautiful, hate, humor, metaphor, political, sweet, world war i,
My alphabet soup,
it is getting very cold,
my microwave broke.
Poem Details | by
Blake Holland |
Categories:
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
funny,
World News
Obama won the election
With great elation
Yet the headlines in
Norwegian newspapers were
About cheese importation
Poem Details | by
Martin Kloess |
Categories:
children, flower, funny, humor,
He came from a world they call shower
And he never knew of its power
For even the sun
Sensed when he was done
For it changed a son into flower