Humorous and funny Worm poems and/or funny poems about Worm. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Worm funny poems!
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
books, humor, word play, youth,
Book Worm
between pages
of biology book
prankster presses worm
AP: 3rd place 2020
Submitted on March 9, 2019 for contest THE BOOK WORM sponsored by KAI MICHAEL NEUMANN - RANKED 1ST
Written by
Kyle Hammer
Categories:
funny, nature,
Naughty Worm
The forest is damp,
The early bird gets the worm,
If the worm shows up.
Written by
Sabrina Robillard
Categories:
animals, children, funny, nature,
Little Worm
Oh little worm
You are so neat
You move so fast
Without any feet
You help the earth
Go round and round
You dig little tunnels
All through the ground
You’re used on boats
To catch big fish
And if you’re gummy…
You are deeeeelish!
Oh little worm
You are so neat
You are so useful
And can’t be beat!
Written by
Roger Horsch
Categories:
children, fun, funny,
Robin and His Friend Worm
There is a robin and a worm
Who became best of friends
They seem to have so much fun
And they hope it never ends
Robin always laughed at worm
Cause, he wiggles when they play
It's almost as if my friend worm
Is trying to get away
Robin said, it's starting to rain
And I don't want you to drown
I promise I will keep you dry
By lifting you off the ground
Robin then picked up worm
And swallowed him that day
He ate three or four more worms
And then he flew away
There's a moral to this story
That I bet you haven't heard
It's, if you are a worm
Never trust a bird
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
4th grade, 5th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, humorous, moon,
What Kind of Worm Are You
By the light of the moon the skeleton danced
He was exuberant, happy, thrilled with his mission
The surrounding shadows hid their eyes
Fearful of his excitement, afraid of who he might convert
What if they all started to shed their flesh? A chipmunk asked.
A worm who had been hiding under the same leaf nodded.
It could be anarchy, mayhem, a catastrophic Armageddon.
What kind of worm are you? The chipmunk asked. “A bookworm?”
The bookworm was silent; for he was a CIA bookworm.
Written by
Preston Hill
Categories:
animals, funny,
The Worm Doth Squirm
The Worm Doth Squirm
by Preston Hill
The worm doth squirm as it burrows through the berm on its way to find a germ that it could squash.
But the germ began to turn upon the berm burrowing worm and found the worm to be quite warm and truly posh.
So the worm spit out the germ upon the wormy burrowed berm and then turned to get away once and for all.
And the germ called to the worm "You can flee this burrowed berm but you're going to see me once again this fall".
Written by
Tom Bell
Categories:
adventure, death, funny, nature,
The Squirm of the Worm
Wiggling, underground,
Invisible....likely bored....
Not too much to see,
down there...
Has lots'a friends and family,
Or so I hear
Hopefully won't find out TOO soon
However, there is no fear....
Hey, waiter!!! Bring me another beer!!!
Hurry, the Worm is getting near!!
Written by
Kim Stone
Categories:
3rd grade, animal, funny,
Worm
Smallest finger of a worm sends a million legs a crawling.
Thousands of legs on one side joined in concert to move.
Forward, forward, ever forward.
Over bumps, into cracks, around the gravel.
Whoops! Its' a cat.
Smallest finger of a worm,
You've just become a side dish in your turn.
Millions of legs in that tummy.
Thousands of legs running round.
Forward, forward, ever forward.
Over the inside of a belly button.
No wonder my cat is hanging upside down.
Written by
Winston Ritson
Categories:
animal, funny, insect,
Wiggly Worm
Wiggzy Wormzy
Burrowing
Saying neighbourly hies
As he writhed
From top to bottom
Of the veggie garden
Wiggzy Wormzy
Waving
Sharing friendly hi-fives
As he cantilevered
From leaf to roof
Of the veggie garden
Written by
Linda Alice Fowler
Categories:
evil, fantasy, funny, halloween, humor, scary, silly,
As the Worm Turns
There once was vampire named Vlad.
His life was obscurely sad.
He ate a worm,
The tide did turn.
Now Vlad is famously bad.
written 9/06/2020
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
humor, nonsense, poems, smile,
The Worm Revolution
The worm revolution
There's a bag-worm revolution in our humble little town
The worms are taking over and they're gonna take it down
They drop down from the trees and scare the little kids
They hide and wait on top of rocks and under trash can lids
It was only yesterday they got my dear aunt Helen
She ran out of her house a screamin' and a yellin'
So if you feel a squirmin in the bottom of your shoe
Or see a green noodle swimmin in your stew
There's no need to fight it there is nothing you can do
The worms are taking over and you know they'll get you too!
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny,
Warm Worm
WARM WORM
Watched his concertina movements
Across a concrete path
Headed away from the lush lawn
The green green grass of home.
Possible row with worm wife, maybe
A yelled discourse about divorce of course.
Where was he going, without her ?
Nothing ahead but sterile concrete
And a four meter brick wall -
Stupid worm choice, flexing his
Puffed-up male-ego concertina folds.
Easy to criticize when you’re not a worm:
Maybe she never appreciated all his worm work,
Nor laughed at his worm jokes.
He’s probably flexing his concertina now
For some other warm worm woman.
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
dark, death, food, gothic, humorous, imagination, riddle,
The Conqueror Worm
Of course, all straights are bent
our rotary motion
the further back we travel in
space, the greater the arc
apparent
even our words are subject to gravity
inclined toward earth, absorbed
long before eternity
some mine for jewels
I uncover the promises kept
and unkept...lies and truths
compacted to indistinguishable
masses – buried
with the bones of those who spoke them
absent lips and breaths
but a disgruntled grave digger I am not
just an insatiable book-worm
regurgitating my volume of Poe
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
crazy, desire, engagement, humorous, insect,
Apple Worm Salad
I had an apple
It had a worm in it
So I diced it up evenly
Added croutons and place him in a salad
Ahh! nothing like a little protein
Where's the ranch dressing
4/17/18
by James Edward Lee. Sr.
Written by
Clive Culverhouse
Categories:
anti bullying, anxiety, children, fun, humorous, inspirational, mental health,
Jeff The Three-Legged Worm
Jeff the three-legged worm
they weren’t his legs
but legs that he’d found
from old bits of twig
just scattered around
he once saw a centipede
who laughed and made fun
of a young and shy Jeff
stuck on his tum
but Jeff swam through soil
and the centipede saw
staring in wonder
amazement and awe
the twig legs put by now
but kept just in case
although Jeff seems ok
from the beam on his face
Written by
Kieran Mason
Categories:
humorous,
Sally the Slow Worm
In this little rhyme I would like to confirm
I have personally seen in action Sally slow worm
Doesn't move fast as she goes about her day
No other worm like creatures get in her way
Sally leaves her hole at a little after eight
Will be visiting her friend if she can wait
She munches some grass for extra power
Hasn't gone very far I'm afraid this hour
Sally arrives at her friend's hole at dead on four
Will be staying the night but I'm not really sure
Sally the slow worm is pleased with the journey made
So be careful dear gardener where you put that spade
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humorous,
want to taste a meely worm
Larva of meal worms are tasty Corn Cob Cobble said.
A meely worm collector who is always well-fed.
I love them he told me, want to give one a try?
They were squirming and ugly, I gave them the eye.
I had one before, I lied through my mouth and my nose.
These worms gave me the creeps from my head down to my toes.
Suit yourself Corn Cob Cobbie said, popping two in his mouth.
I watch his esophagus twitch and wiggle as they both headed south.