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Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
change, humorous, irony, nursery rhyme,
21st Century Re-Write of Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty fell off the top of the wall
He got on the phone and gave his lawyer a call
With help from the lawyer and litigation men
Humpty is rich and won’t have to work again!
09~30~16
Inspired by Three blind mice poem by Ilene Bauer
Written by
Joseph May
Categories:
funny, words, write, write,
I Wish I Was a Poet
I wish I was a poet
a surgeon of verse many would know it
how do they express the sublime
with graceful words that don't even rhyme
it's amazing how they do it
I marvel at the beauty of a poem's spirit
maybe I could even write a poem
should it be jagged or should I flow it
I don't know I'm trying to think
I'm getting closer I'm on the brink
here it goes, it may be lame
but I write this poem just the same
the words aren't graceful, yes I know it
I'm still wishing I was a poet
Written by
Hidden Sister
Categories:
humorous, write, me, write,
Can I Make a Funny
You want me to write something so you can laugh
I will try, but it's an art or a craft
How am I to make you giggle?
Does it have to be with rhyme or a riddle?
Your poetry tends to be dark
Will mine even be able to hit the mark.
Will this laugh I give come from the belly?
If it does then I must write real silly
You call yourself "A Poet Destroyer"
But I tend to think you're just a voyeur
You peek inside my head through my words
Sometimes me thinks what I write's for the birds
So I will try my hardest today
To make you laugh, in my own way.
I hope I get just a smile or a grin
Because this contest is something to win.
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
8th grade, funny, hilarious, humorous, judgement, write
Throwing Stones
Our distant cousin murders the English language every single time she trills.
WOYt is white, and Blah is black, and her long A’s can barely maneuver these hills.
AmbyEance means ambulance, and her R’s are a pure musician’s nemesis.
Uh-oh, here she comes, hiding behind a language couple, and she’s fully dressed.
Has she seen us? This cousin who has no idea that she’s a murderess through and through?
Oh, hi darling. We’d invite you to stay, but there’s only room in this restaurant for me and him, and these other two.
Written by
Regina Mcintosh
Categories:
humor, humorous, poetry, poets, write,
Writing
I am not terribly bright
I simply like a good write
so that's how it goes
no skin off my nose
I hope I don't cause a fright
~
Paper and pen in my hand
Poems begin as I planned
They go their own way
I pound them like clay
With each one I make my stand
~
Rhymes that always have meter
They act a whole lot sweeter
They love being voiced
Each of them I hoist
Inside til I complete her
Written by
Greg Gaul
Categories:
humor, introspection, meaningful, wisdom, write,
Whizdumb
I've got little to say
that's not already cliche.
Bite Size Poem no. 6 Contest
Line Gauthier
Written by
Sathya Babu
Categories:
funny, humor,
Here Me Write - Word Play Homophone
Eye vent out on a clear blew ski day
butt the whether vase read hot the hole day
board eye go far a movie
knot a sole hear maid eerie
sow eye flea this haul two call it a day
Written by
Ingrid Showalter Swift
Categories:
humorous, write,
Magnesium Love of the Write
Does it shimmer with confusion?
Quake with conclusion
Sulfate with the meanings residue
confound and astound you?
Does it rake and equivocate
Does it boil down and resonate
Does it shake your foundation and destroy your
condemnation?
If so your getting it right
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
beautiful, feelings, fun, funny, life, poetry
It Is Nice To Write Happy Poems
it is nice to write happy poems
nicey nicey
happy happy
poems
that make the sky
and everything around me
brighter
and me
and everything around me
much much lighter
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
humorous,
Lets Write About Poop - Not For Contest
I once wrote a poem about poop
Not a 'suitable subject' for soup
It’s something we all do
So I’ll write about pooh
Now a contest – Roy I’m **** a hoop!
NOT FOR CONTEST
26th July 2015
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
funny, repetition, write, writing,
How Many Times
I've read and read, and read it thrice
and each and every time
I found one missed spelled word or more
Hidden in the lines
And though I proof read once again
Once again I goofed
And if I have too, once again
I'll go right through the roof
Written by
Johnette Loefgren
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
Write Something For Me.
I wrote you a sonnet
you yawned and you sighed,
I wrote you a ballad
you tossed it aside
I wrote you a senryu
you said ,"Much too short!"
I wrote you a cinquain
you had no retort......
So I wrote you a check for a million and five,
and
you said,
"That's more like it,
your talent's
ALIVE!!!"
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
humorous,
Alfred Hitchcock Movie Write
1st
After a thundering wet stormy night
I opened up the frig and had a fright
And out scrambled like it had an invite
Six frightening crab legs came and excite
Just out of Alfred Hitchcock movie write
By Eve Roper 4/17/2015
2nd
Early morning rise, orange juice delight
When a six legged crab in the spotlight
Came scurrying at me with no invite
By Eve Roper 4/17/2015
Syllable Count:10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10
Written by
Goode Guy
Categories:
humor, uplifting, write, me,
What'Ll Ya Have
what'll ya have?
Bring me a poem,
raw or cooked -
bring me some verse
in a book or a file
to sit and savor a while
my brain's a bit sedate
'n' craves a line of thought,
a blue-plated special bought
to elucidate
some observation or
piece of life
maybe crisp with line
both terse and sublime
my tongue's thirsting
some stanzas bursting
with beautiful poignancy
to wash it down, joyfully...
and bring a toonerism Spoo please
© Goode Guy 2013-04-03
for those unfamiliar...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoonerism
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
humor, lust,
Write a Footle
Prim and improper
Cat House
Nine lies
For Judy Cronos's Footle contest
Written by
Effie Blake
Categories:
funny, imagination, on writing and words,
A Trite Write
cliche
is hard to get
away from in writing --
your creativity's quicksand.
banal.
Written by
Nick Bagnall
Categories:
funny, lifewrite, day, write,
Busy Busy Busy
I'm far too busy can't you see
Too busy to write poetry
So please forgive this silly rhyme
I really do not have the time
To write an epic verse or three
I'm far too busy can't you see
So many things I have to do
And all by yesterday, it's true
Then as the day comes to a close
I collapse into a chair and doze
And if I dream more poetry
I'll place it here for you to see
Before this day comes to it's end
I'll give you some advice my friend
Use every moment that's the key
I'm far too busy can't you see?
Thanks for the inspiration - you know who you are :)
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
humorous, write,
Put It All Together
Arrangements of words can exist
So limericks end with a twist
This jolt to the brain
Is the final refrain
Of a punch line not to be missed
Written by
Janet Eaton
Categories:
how i feel, humor, snow,
I'D Rather Sit Here and Write
The world has been covered in a blanket of white
The snow so deep there is no car in sight
The shovel should be out to start this fight
Yet I think I would rather sit here and write.
Written by
Roughneck Tsepo Malaza
Categories:
africa, forgiveness, friend, funny love, wisdom, write
Lonely Soul
Where is the one i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name still exist
I don't think so,but so some they it's still exist,
I was looking for it
Since i was young,i've got plenty of people
In my life but still my soul,
My soul tells me that it's lonely,
Can i buy love? What am i suppose to do?
Nothing ,i rather be lonely,
What can plenty people have to with my
Life,my lonely soul stay focus
Written by
Tom Higgins
Categories:
cowboy-western, funny, write, write,
On Clint Eastwood's Birthday
For a fistful of dollars,
I'd write a new 'happy birthday.'
For a few dollars more.
I'd even write the score.
To avoid dirty Harry,
the good, the bad, and the ugly, I'd marry.
And for the man with no name,
I'd most likely, do the same!
Tom Higgins
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
funny, life, write, write,
Bone Tired
Then carefully she pushed the den back door
And stepped into the messy strewn day room
Dog bones, plates, cracker crumbs slung on the floor
All it would take is a few sweeps of broom
But__she was tired just bone tired of cleaning
Picking up strewn this and that, folding clothes
It seemed to be a life of no meaning
Maybe I'll write some polyphonic prose
"She sells seashells by the summer seashore"
That's not mine but maybe I can write too
Chihuahua can't chew gum chewings a chore
Can you write one or don't you have a clue
Now my tireness is gone no memory
Of that worrying about backstory
maintenant termine'
Written by
Angela Sutherland
Categories:
funny,
I Want To Write Poems That...
Squeeze lemon on strange fishy tales.
Pick plasters gingery, while fondling the phone.
Lick long melted lines of Lolita ice-cream.
Sink their teeth into fingers of the hand that feeds them.
Chucks innocent chickens into **** fighting rings.
Knocks over tables and laughs. Ever-so-secretly,
Wraps a vibrator, in paper, with red, printed kisses
Then posts it to that mad nun in Black Narcissus
Written by
Annie Lander
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, love, write,
A Riddle
I am who I am
I can tip toe through a
Dancing on Ice routine
While
Reaching for the stars
I might be the patent, keen, Steve, Asics or rocket dog
However
I have a sole that flatten the lawn
I suppose that’s my
A contribution
You smiled at me
The first time we met
Not to forget
Flamboyant Dexter threatening words
“I am going to retire
You
Unless you go with my
holiday attire”
Who am I?
Written by
Stephanie Weeks
Categories:
funny, valentines day, valentines day, write, hope, write
Happy Valentine's Day
Happy Valentine's Day dear friend,
I hope you're having fun,
I can't buy you candy,
Nor can I buy you gum.
I can write a poem,
It's all I can do,
And when I write this poem,
I'll give it to you.
Most folks want a Valentine,
I just want a friend,
One who'll stick with me forever,
Even to the end.
And so, in this last stanza,
I'll end this poem to say,
I hope you're having fun,
On this Valentine's Day.