Humorous and funny Yorkshire poems and/or funny poems about Yorkshire. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Yorkshire funny poems!
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 4
Don’t know what to wear?
try a loving expression
no one will ever notice.
© Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Raj Napal
Categories:
culture, england, food, humorous, nonsense, sensual, tribute,
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
Pub in Yorkshire with stout and ale aplenty.
Red faces sweating with alcohol's influence.
Singing fine songs in reverie and ecstasy.
Salivating at arrival of that succulent essence.
Tender juicy slices of beef covered with gravy.
A splendour when touched by crispy bubbling pudding.
Roast potatoes smiling that wicked grin for tongue's activity.
Forks and knives clatter in haste for that delight of tasty supping.
Drowning that deliciousness with ale.
Rhyming lyrics midst throng of patrons' happiness.
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding you made me hale.
I will visit you often and celebrate tummy's warmth in merriness.
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 10
When the circus was in Yorkshire recently
a local man watching a rehearsal of
a scantily dressed, large bosom blond lion tamer,
inside the cage with a massive male lion,
was asked
“Would you do that” By a passing circus hand.
“Yes” Replied the local,
“Get the lion out”!
Anon.
Revived and added to,
© Harry J Horsman 2012
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 5
If you look like your passport
you’re not well enough to travel.
Anon
Revived Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 6
Upon parking in a no parking zone
a Pastor placed a message on his car.
“I have repeatedly circled this block
I have an appointment to keep
‘Forgive us our trespasser’s’”
Upon returning he found a further message
attached to his car.
“I’ve also repeatedly circled this block
and if i don’t issue a ticket
will lose my job.
‘Lead us not into temptation’”
Anon
Revived by Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
childhood, fun, funny,
Little Bit of Yorkshire
Ey-up uncle Ken,
I bet tha goin, bookies Agen!
I'll go with thee,
If it's or rate.
I go that way,
To see mi mate.
Wats tha backin, in two thirty?
Mi gran ses put a Bob,
On flirtin girty.
Gonna play Togger on park,
Then go woods,
Before it's dark.
Get sum cheggies for afta tea,
If tha calls in Lata
Will save sum for thee.
See thee lata,
Hope tha win
Will no if tha has,
Thal av a big grin.
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 1
A Farmer standing against his fence
was hailed by a rambler crossing his field.
“Is this here Bull safe?”
The Farmer replied
“He’s a lot safer than you mate”
Anon
Revived Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 7
a Pastor upon reading his sermon
was unconcerned when some of his flock
began to look at their watches
but grew a little more apprehensive
when removing them to shake violently
to see if they were still working.
Anon
Revived by Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 8
A Pastor restoring a picture frame
needed to replace some gold leaf,
upon asking the girl
at the Hardware shop.
“Do you have any gilt?”
She replied
“Sometimes it’s overpowering”
Anon
Revived Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 2
A tourist
stopped to ask a local dalesman
the way, after being satisfied
with the directions given,
the local was asked if he had
lived in the village all of his life.
The local replied
“Not Yet”
Anon
Revived Harry J Horsman 2010
Written by
Harry Horsman
Categories:
funny,
Yorkshire Humour 9
After many years
I came across an old friend—
He had aged so much
He didn’t even recognise me.
Anon
Revived Harry J Horsman 2011