Humorous and funny Youth poems and/or funny poems about Youth. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Youth funny poems!
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
age, funny, nature, society, technology, youth
Fall
Fall and
red yellowing
leaves in the trees
an old man sitting
on a bench
watches them
fall
and thinks of his youth
a youth
sitting on a bench
looking into his iPhone
simulates the falling
red yellowing leaves
and googles
the future
of trees
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
books, humor, word play, youth,
Book Worm
between pages
of biology book
prankster presses worm
AP: 3rd place 2020
Submitted on March 9, 2019 for contest THE BOOK WORM sponsored by KAI MICHAEL NEUMANN - RANKED 1ST
Written by
Rhona Mcferran
Categories:
assonance, childhood, humor, humorous, silly, youth
Rainy Play Day
Slosh Sploshes
in my Galoshes
reveling in the rain
Muddle Muck
I am a Duck
and cannot be contained
Flap Slap
something Madcap
waddling soaking wet
My mother says
I am the Muddiest
thing she has ever met!
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
giggle, youth,
Holes In Our Heads
Precision incisions put holes in our ears
our noses, our foreheads and tongues
As for me, I had enough holes in my head
to last me a lifetime when I was but young
Written by
Barbara Dickenson
Categories:
9th grade, funny, girl, growing up, high school, youth
Ode To a Gym Teacher
Ode To A Gym Teacher
Amid brassiere and derrière
She strives to put her clothes on.
Her panties there, stockings here
The rest of it, she throws on.
At the mirror, shining bright
She struggles with her powder.
She holds her place with main and might
As others try to crowd her.
How can she dress so nimbly
In but five minutes of an hour?
The question’s answered simply:
She did not take a shower.
Barbara Dickenson
August 1966
Written by
Paul Schneiter
Categories:
humor, youth,
Liar, Liar Pants On Fire
Billy was ten and building a rocket.
He claimed no one his age could top it.
The day came for the firing
But a blunder in the wiring
Made it end up in Billy’s pants pocket.
Written by
Ngoc Nguyen
Categories:
humor, love, romance, wisdom, women, youth
Lavender and Lovely, Red Roses
Like lavender and lovely, red roses,
they’re meant for your immaculate sweethearts
and their fine, little, delicate noses;
not to damage the most sensitive parts,
or overwhelm the olfactory senses,
bedaub with the finesse of the fine arts,
as love’s a game of great consequences.
Lovers choose on the mere whiff of a scent;
so smell good, or lead to major offenses.
Too much perfume is wholly unpleasant:
a little hint on the neck and the wrist
is enough to smell attractively fragrant;
then don’t offend like a face striking your fist,
if you heed these lines you'll get the main gist.
Written by
Alexander Stigleman
Categories:
feelings, humor, rap, youth,
Attention
Room observations, i got a desk with books on it.
Random paint blotches that look like comets.
Picture frames and accolades.
Diploma and Phone case.
Lava lamp from my brother for my birthday.
I swear to God i've used it once, worth it aye?
Lamp not plugged in,
Got a dog half sleeping.
Words on my wall sketched on paper.
Hair on the floor because I decided to get creative with my razor.
Mangoritas stacked 3 high, no chaser.
Fan tilted my way with the gear on 3.
I got 3 letters to write, but i can never do it because of this A.D.D
Written by
Dan Cwiak
Categories:
crush, fun, gender, high school, humor, youth
Flash and Go
Their eyes give away their youth
Smiles that shoot the room as girls appear.
What can they do to impress?
Turn on the charm as best they can
Girls will test their limits.
Silliness is not yet beyond their scope.
Speaking in tongues that only youth can understand
Girls acknowledge their existence.
Perhaps they have a chance...
Quickly they move from subject to subject
Girls will giggle their secret approval.
All the while...protesting.
Life is difficult in the Flash and Go.
Girls to be attended
Youth, the true Aphrodisiac.
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humorous, memory, youth,
Horribleness
All the teachers were basically horrible,
each could be placed on sliding scale of
horribleness….thus;
1. (the worst) Complete ****
2. Largely a ****.. with a degree of reserve
3. ****
4. Headmaster’s toady prone to outbursts
5. Pathetic but lacking conscience
6. Searching for a personality
7. Lost…smiles occasionally
8. Dominated by all other teachers (easy to mimic)
9. A mess
10. Ineffectual (but sharp dresser, and most likely to become future Headmaster).
Only we, the pupils were perfect and yet to enter the land of shopping, mortgages, menstruation and Mondays.
Written by
Laura Leiser
Categories:
funny love, youth,
Funny Mismatch
She's too short and he's too tall
When they kiss, their braces mix
Hard to untangle, twisting
Smiling, they giggle.
Written on 2/5/2015
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humor, sexy, youth,
Standing Room Only
Some days the trouser snake wont sleep,
he has a simple mind, to take me to the place
men like, that rests with womankind
And in a dance when only twenty, tight
trousers were the rage, young waist and
body pressed to mine he popped out of
his cage
His size increased to take the stage while
girls at side did giggle, to see this creature
kick and jump, to ‘Beatles’ fiesty jiggle
So I sat down while he stood up, I cursed
and swore to kill him, while maiden fair
with thighs of gold pretended not to see him
And later when I walked her home, and asked
her for a date, she answered yes and coyly said,
”Don’t forget your mate”
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
food, friend, fun, humorous, youth,
Naughty Friends
There once was a youth from Sacramento
Who loved to spice his dish with pimento
His friends thought it worth a laugh
To spike for fun the carafe
They all left quick with no memento
AP: 3rd place 2020
Submitted on December 26, 2018 for contest LET'S HAVE FUN sponsored by SHADOW HAMILTON
and on April 20, 2018 for contest YOUR BEST LIMERICK sponsored by ROBERT HAIGH
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
humorous, kiss, love, youth,
The Kiss
In the first grade, as well as I can now recall,
I took my lovely little Bonnie by the hand
[Held it in a firm clasp, she uttered a quick gasp]
And planted a big kiss on her cheek in the hall
Regrettably a teacher saw this sweet gesture
And, an old maid, she was not so impressed at all
Clucking her tongue, then displaying a nasty frown,
In comfortable shoes standing up very tall
Blabbed to teachers what she saw all over the land
[She uttered a quick gasp, held it in a firm clasp]
Ever thereafter this young lover took the fall.
FIRST PLACE TROPHY WINNER
Written April 20, 2021
For "A New Abracadabra Poem" Contest
Sponsored by Emile Pinet
Eleven 12-syllable lines checked
Written by
Anais Vionet
Categories:
12th grade, emotions, fun, funny, teen, youth
Some Senryu Poems
Dream job interview:
"What are you good at?" "Sarcasm,
sleep and speed texting."
I don't think that drug
companies know what real
fruit tastes like at all.
How hard will it be
for our kids' generation
to get user names?
Please remember:
I'm here for you if you
don’t, in truth, need me.
p.s. I write short stories too =]
Written by
Gershon Wolf
Categories:
farm, food, humorous, youth,
Delightfully Alarming Wisdom On Farming
Beef is conceived in a package
Onions are grown in a bag
Sardines swim best in oil
Pebbles thrive in the soil
Today's teens don't know geography
But they sure do know about farming
Lines above from youth essays on agriculture
Aren't they delightfully alarming?
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
giggle, youth,
The Virgin
undress her slowly
be gentle it's her first time
a temple yet unexplored
pain leads to pleasure
if only you take your time
yet young men can be anxious
moment ends prematurely
Written by
Peter Lewis Holmes
Categories:
humor, youth, mum,
The Bouncing Teenage Bed
Sex was why I left the homely coop,
lack of it to tell the truth.
And when I got into my flat, with every
girl I hung my hat.
Thank you mam and wham bam bam,
at last my life, was full of jam.
To wake up with a damsel’s cheer,
convinced my friends I was not *****.
So I could walk, and play the ball, and in
my arms, more gals would fall.
With bouncing boobs and butts like jelly,
I had no time to watch the telly.
Sighs and butts and boobs and squeals,
Now I know how heaven feels.
But in my lust I ne’er forgot; the coop
and mum and dad I got.
Written by
Mark Toney
Categories:
film, humorous, inspirational, new york, religious, youth
Oscar-Ku 17 -Going My Way
young progressive priest
financially failing Church. . .
swinging on a star
Copyright © 2018 by Mark Toney. All rights reserved.
First published 2018 in Hollywood Haiku via wattpad.com
Written by
Jovial Vigilante
Categories:
funny, teacher, writing, youth,
Ms Quote - Haiku 4
"James, never include
quotes in a haiku poem"
my teacher once said
Written by
Emma Anonymous
Categories:
children, funny,
Commentary On the Youth of Today
I cannot skip
instead I hop
I cannot flip
instead I flop
I cannot do so many things
instead I play computer games
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
funny, growing up, humorous, youth,
My 1st Bike
The best damn bike - I’d ever seen
Metallic paint - British Racing Green
Retro Styled – built for fun, not speed
A fine design – very fine indeed
Out for a spin - to the shops and back
In a short time - I’d got the knack
Down the hill – wasn’t even trying
But man alive – I was really flying
What’s that – a bloody cat!
Waved my arms – shouted "SCAT!"
The dumb thing froze – like a dust mop
Yanked on the anchors – rapid stop
Slammed down hard – on the cross-bar
White hot pain – testicular trauma
Truth be told – I’m no wimp
But to this day – I walk with a limp
[Originally published on my blog on world poetry day]
http://wp.me/p2mUkP-cc
Written by
Arjun Jangid
Categories:
best friend, cute love, family, funny love, relationship, youth
A Kiss
A gentle touch of lips
Either on cheeks or lips
Doesn't matter what you call it
The bliss or honey of lips.
The way of love from head to feet
Smile of whole body through lips
Doesn't matter what you say it
But i say it the smile of soul through lips .
All kids, youngs and elders
Lovers to desperate lovers
It makes the day of both
The gainers or the donners of the kiss
To keep warm the cool relation
No needs of any medicine if you know
The way of herbal or natural remedy
Donation of the kiss if you are ready.
Written by
Simon Hamill
Categories:
fun, funny, work, youth,
Ard Workin Lad
Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck !
I just got mi-sen a job.
A mista wants his coal in,
An offed me a bob.
He told me if a hurry up,
A can chop some stiks an all.
But if tha wants another tanna,
A gorra mek um small.
He watched me gerrin coal in,
He anded me a shillin.
If tha wants that extra tanna lad,
Them bags o stiks want fillin.
A BOB and a shilling were the same value
Equivalent to 5 new pence(12 old penny's)
A tanner was 2 1/2 new pence(6 old penny's)
25/6/2022
Written by
Richard Thomas
Categories:
house, humor, sleep, teen, youth,
Jungle Scene
Computer noise and tons of toys
And tattered posters hanging low.
Some week-old snacks and laundry stacks
And cluttered closet overflow.
With sneakers, jeans, and magazines
In mountains 'cross the crowded floor.
A bed that's mussed and piles of dust.
They're all behind my bedroom door.