Funny Poems About Zebra or Zebra Funny Poems

Humorous and funny Zebra poems and/or funny poems about Zebra. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Zebra funny poems!

Written by Clive Blake
Categories: africa, animal, fun, funny, humor, word play, writing,

Zebra

The zebra:
An optical illusion
That tricks your sight,
Not colour, not HD ready,
But just in black and white.

An African sales success,
Of great pride it’s the source,
Cleverly marketed as …
A bar-coded horse.

Written by Gwendolen Song
Categories: kids, funny, imagination,

The Sick Zebra

A zebra looked in the mirror one day

His stripes were fading from black to green

His eyes looked sallow and his stomach upset

Like when he ate too much candy on Halloween


He took some brown paint and covered his green stripes

Remembering the color wheel from third grade art

Brown plus green equals a return to black

He looked in the mirror and said, “Gee whiz! I’m smart!”


Written by Gwendolen Rix
5-20-14
For my grandson Sebastian


Written by Viv Wigley
Categories: humor, nature,

To a - Zebra

You're a horse with an idiot paint job,
all zig-zaggy blacketty-white
you stand out when you're in a snowdrift
and can't even hide in the night.
Outrunning a Cheetah you canna
not graceful like any Gazelle
for living out on the Savanna
your life must be probably hell.
I once tried your flesh on Safari
at a camp where we had barbecue
so to add insult to injury
ugly Warthog tastes better than you.

For contest 'To a …... ' sponsored by David Lindsay

Written by Kevin Shaw
Categories: africa, animal, funny, nonsense, silly, word play,

Zebra In M and S

A Zebra in M&S

I don’t suit these broad black stripes,
Said a Zebra in M & S.
Have you something in a spot?
I want to look my best.

Written by John Lawless
Categories: animal, humor, irony,

Zebra

Two Zebra had a nasty chat
One said “You think you’re all of that
Because your stripes are white on black
And that is your defining fact”.

The other, shaded black on white,
Chuckled with a strange delight
“I believe your vision is in error
Stop looking in the river’s mirror.

©5/12/2023

Writing Challenge – ‘Z’ Words Poetry Contest
Constance La France - sponsor


Written by Clive Blake
Categories: africa, animal, cute, fun, humor, humorous, silly,

Zebra poem Cunning Beast

The Zebra has a puzzling name,
Alphabet letters strangely cast,
It finishes off with the first,
After starting off with the last!

The Zebra is a cunning beast,
It blends with the waving grass,
With stripes upon its body and head
And even stripes upon its – legs!

Written by Caren Krutsinger
Categories: humor,

Zora Zebra Gets a Boob Job

Zora Zebra does not know how to be subtle does she?
I looked at my cousin, who is snotty notoriously.
What’s going on? I asked this uppity Georgia peach.
Look down there she said, nodding toward the beach.

Zora was coming up for another breath of sea water air.
I noticed right away that there was something added there.
A boob job on a zebra! What? I said to my snooty cousin.
In a week, she said, we will see a dozen.