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Poem Details | by
Elton Camp |
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Alien Abductions Come To An End
By Elton Camp
Thousands claim that aliens took them away
Performed probing medical exams they say
Coming here, they must think their time is worth
To learn details about life forms found on earth
The story I have heard is true I will now relate
As to why there’ve been no abductions of late
A pair of aliens with big heads and bug eyes
Probed the wrong earthling and got a surprise
They decided such exams were not wise to do
They backed up gagging & calling out “Phew”