Humorous and funny Ability poems and/or funny poems about Ability. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Ability funny poems!
Written by
Sidney Beck
Categories:
funny,
Ability To Read Music
ABILITY TO READ MUSIC
Not me
Maybe Mozart.
Just cannot understand.. . . .
Tadpoles on telephone cables :
Is all.
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Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
humor,
Oh No I have Lost my Ability to Conform
Oh, no! The one giving the eulogy said.
I have lost my keen ability to conform.
Her family gave each other knowing looks;
she had never obeyed.
She was not the type to follow along,
color in the lines or do what others did.
The giggling started and it never stopped;
best celebration of life ever.
Because their matriarch had pre-videotaped her entire eulogy.
Written by
Olabosoye Wemimo Olaoluwa
Categories:
dark, evil, humorous, hurt, lust, wisdom,
Forget About Ability To Cope
No matter how a smart man your wits frown,
A woman may dare enslave your gold crown;
If she succeed once at it,
Forget not condoning sh*t...
For its recurrent chance stakes high not down.