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Poem Details | by
harry horsman |
Categories:
funny, pain,
Oh buzz off you crazy crazy hornet
Trying to land here upon my buttock,
Here I am eating my crispy cornet
Lazing naked in my garden hammock.
Tried to coax it with my berry ice cream
But alas it seems unprepared or blind,
Dancing upon an invisible beam
Homing in on me with a one track mind.
Could it be I’ve enhanced the essence air
With a gross wind to further relieve me,
Or is this a mock symphony of flair
Of a Britain’s got talent “Bumble Bee?”
His “The classical flight” winning first prize
In pain my swelling one hell of a size!
© Harry J Horsman 2015
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
Durin' the time I was passing my urine
My faeces were falling to pieces
Submitted to Juvenilia Contest
13th March 2015
Poem Details | by
Lewis Raynes |
Categories:
funny, humor, silly,
It’s funny how things that used to be funny,
Aren’t allowed to be funny no more,
What was once a joke that heralded laughter,
Now seems to set off a small war.
Jokes about blondes, Irish and mum’s,
Jokes about folks that you knew,
Got replaced with: PMS jokes aren’t funny….. Period! or
I hate peer pressure, you should too.
To be fair these new puns, with double entendre,
Are funny when said in a crowd,
It’s funny how this Funny replaced the old Funny,
Funny how we are laughing out loud.
Written on 4th August 2017 but not for any contest. This is the only contest this write has been put into. Thought this might suit the contest for Maria Williams "I started a joke"
Poem Details | by
Theresa a.k.a. Reecie |
Categories:
fear, funny, social,
Oh the horror!
For people,
it's just fun!
~Reecie
Poem Details | by
David Dowling |
Categories:
art, food, funny,
apples.
Fruit for thought!
Poem Details | by
David Dowling |
Categories:
art, food, funny, philosophy, visionary,
I see an apple.
There it is.
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,
Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?
Poem Details | by
Tom Wright |
Categories:
funny, engagement,
A Triple Limerick
About Harry
Written: by Tom Wright
8/6/2006
1
There once was a young man named Harry
Who had more money than he could carry?
His money he would not lend
Nor on frivolous things spend
Saying that job is for the girl I will marry
11
Then one-day Harry’s heart became broken
An engagement ring he offered as a token
I can’t accept she subtly said
For to another I’ll soon be wed
Harry left with his truck wheels “smokin”
111
He thought that this was surely his ending
His heart was broke in bad need of mending
So he bought a new Corvette
And now his ex was so upset
He had broken rule two regarding spending
Poem Details | by
Robert A. Dufresne |
Categories:
funny, me, hate, me,
My goodness, how rude can one get?
I haven’t even finished speaking yet.
Your uncaring interruption,
has ruined my thought construction.
Now I have to put my thoughts on the shelf.
Couldn’t you see I was talking to myself ?!
And when I ask you to look for my keys,
Don’t make me beg on my knees.
I hate it when you laugh to beat the band,
Just because you see them in my hand!
And last week when I asked you to find my phone,
Your unkind remark cut me to the bone.
You said “you are losing your mind I fear.,
What’s that thing on your ear?”
It just isn’t nice, no matter how true it rings,
Accusing me of always losing things!
I just hate that quirk about you!!
Hey,.. you seen my other shoe?
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
family, funny, Grandson,
I'm afraid of my cell phone I confess
"Someone" changed the ring tone to cause me stress
While I took a nap
He switched it to rap
Now when my phone rings I'm really a mess
"Someone" being my grandson Jordan..
I finally got him to change it back...lol
For the Techno-Limerick contest
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
food, funny,
Cheerios Honey Nuts will grace my bowl
Their scrumptious flavor I shall e'er extol
No bacon and eggs for moi
They are so humdrum and blah
Honey Nuts set my day on cruise control
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 8 in PD's "(LIMERICK) Your Favorite Cereal Contest" - October 2011
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
death, funny, life, love, satire,
After life's most noteworthy prize
All must reach a final demise
This was their best love
Say the wise from above
Large pizza and super-size fries
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
art, beauty, confusion, dream, education, funny, hope, humorous, imagination, metaphor, music, on work and working, on writing and words, passion, people, song, song-thank you, work, write,
Pop may be catchy
But not lyrically deep
Case in point: Chris Brown.
(N.B. Poem written after hearing "Don't Wake Me Up")
Poem Details | by
Alex Klugman |
Categories:
death of a friend, funny, green, grief,
About the deceased say either good or nothing,
Therefore at the funeral of the deceased chief,
The subordinates danced in full silence,
With happy faces, but slowly with grief!
Poem Details | by
Duke Beaufort |
Categories:
funny
The sweet sap of passion doth please
Like a thrilling swing in the breeze
It drives me insane
Can I ever refrain
From loving and climbing the trees?
Poem Details | by
Lewis Raynes |
Categories:
conflict, humorous,
In my unbiased opinion, about modern history, I feel like a moron, an oxymoron.
Poem Details | by
JAN ALLISON |
Categories:
humorous,
I once wrote a poem about poop
Not a 'suitable subject' for soup
It’s something we all do
So I’ll write about pooh
Now a contest – Roy I’m **** a hoop!
NOT FOR CONTEST
26th July 2015
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
allegory, giggle, wisdom, woman,
At my antique womanly age,
I have reached beyond cynicism stage,
I am quite blasé about hyperbole,
Hearsay evidence about chicks like me,
You're wasting your time, unfortunately,
Old bags like me are basically resilient, you see,
I've had 700 billion lovers, it seems,
Plus or minus 10%, is that how you deem?
Contemplation on such matters makes me giggly!
Yes, quite blase about hyperbole,
You're wasting your time, quite definitely!
Poem Details | by
Amy Swanson |
Categories:
food, funny
noodle
footle
hehe ;)
Poem Details | by
arthur vaso |
Categories:
humor, wisdom, woman, women,
Everything I know about women
Chapter 1
Chapter 2 coming soon
Poem Details | by
MoonBee Canady |
Categories:
fish, fun, humor, humorous, nature, ocean,
" O' Whale ... A Fish Story ... "
The Biggest, Exclamatory Interjection, Used In The Ocean
The Phrase That Holds Many A Gigantic Wave's Commotion
It's Often Spoken In: Hurricanes, Monsoons or Tsunamis
But Its Not: Oh My! Look Out! or See! or Ooou-Weee!
It's " Well! " - Says Every Little Fish of The Sea ...
(Just Ask: Finding Nemo - he he he)
Written & Copyrighted ©: 9/18/2013
by: MoonBee Canady
Poem Details | by
Jack Ellison |
Categories:
humorous,
When Mother Nature calls it's best to obey
Get your *** in there or there'll be hell to pay
Especially in public
About to launch a Sputnik
Must stay near a poop disposal unit all day
© Jack Ellison 2015
Poem Details | by
Lynn Elaine Fuller |
Categories:
child, childhood,
Some kids look funny;
while, others just look.
Their eyes and ears in
juxtaposition, leaves little
to the imagination.
Maybe, what they are all about
is simply fun and play
They test the world,
in ways that only someone
with an underdeveloped mind could,
creating havoc here and there;
while, having the times of their lives
Children run, leap and cry
to anyone who'll care.
unaware, that soon,
they will become us!
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
funny, god, humorous, on writing and words, religious, spiritual,
Non-existent God
Subject of poor poetry
Just like this one. Damn.