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James Marshall Goff
Help From Above!
there once was a Man from Rangoon
who gorged 'till he he resembled a balloon
between bites he did spy
his personal trainer from the sky
with results- made the ladies swoon!
fixing stuff - and any
kind of household work.
The logical conclusion Is that
I must be descended from royalty
adventure, angst, funny, parody, satire,
Way up in the sky!
I'm on the tallest building I could find
Where the birds don't fly
I have come up with a new scheme
Just listen before you sigh
Recently I have not had many comments from poems by I
I,m about to jump off this building, screaming
" I Can Fly"!
Half-way down I,ll open the parachute
C-O-M-M-E-N-T O-N M-Y P-O-E-M I-F Y-O-U L-I-K-E
I'm taking a leaf out of Prince William's book
the next time that I have my hair trimmed
I might just take the plunge and copy his new look
since mine has irrevocably thinned.
One hundred and eighty the price I shall pay
once I have got that cash to hand
my barber says that he can do that price, say,
if he charges me two quid a strand.