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Poem Details | by POET. UNDERTAKER |
Categories: humor,


One of the greatest US Presidents, Abraham Lincoln;
Lead the United States through its greatest crisis. Great lion.
Principles of democracy, nationalism, 
Equal rights, liberty and republicanism.
crisis resolved but his desire visiting the Holy Land?

Poem Details | by Maurice Rigoler |
Categories: dark, humor,

Abraham and Lincoln

Unless you’re Muslim or Jewish
boys named Abraham are rather fewish.
Abraham's name means “father of many;
by contrast, Lincoln had a small family.
Both men, however, had a common trait
by many still admired to this date:
both were faithful and obedient,
did as told and were not hesitant,
Abraham to a land promised far away
Lincoln to a nearby theater and a play.
Abraham got to see his promise,
Lincoln never saw the play’s end, just his.