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“Sometimes too much drink is barely enough.” Mark Twain, on Alcoholism
05 July 2015
Poem of the Day - 07 July 2015
Write With the Wit of Twain Contest - 4th Place
Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich
addiction, evil, humorous, imagery, obituary, slam, smart,
We have a mouse in the house.
Not an average mouse
But rather a mouse with some nous
That trips traps as it goes traipsing through the house.
A mouse whose downfall I am planning
Even while I am jotting.
A foolproof trap I will find,
Before I go out of my mind.
It will be one of a kind,
That will attest to my state of mind.
And show beyond doubt that I have more nous
Than a mouse.
It will send a message to all mouse kind
That it is time to leave this city behind
In case I lose my nous
And sacrifice the house to get rid of a mouse.
Poet Destroyer A
addiction, art, funny,
Beautiful Coffee spree
Close your eyes and fell high like a tree
Nothing beats the sugar in my energy
I can't live my life caffeine free
Somebody stop me!!!!!
addiction, funny, nonsense, simple, word play, words, writing,
(don't tell anyone)
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
abuse, addiction, art, funny,
I love the way you walk in your stilettos
The clickety click sound of your heels
The seductive sway of your hips
And the luring gaze that appeals
But when you walk softy
That is what I love the best
As your stilettos cover new territories
Across my bony chest
Oh the view my Soupies the view
Of man’s weakness I do stare
But never trust a woman in stilettos
As your bit lay unattended and bare.
I am the Mad Poet. For Debbie Guzzi. (I never enter contests to win.)
abuse, addiction, allegory, death, funny, metaphor, water,
The river dragon of crimson streams
Swiftly swimming to bring my end
As I’m standing alone at the silent shore
The beast from this murk suddenly ascends.
Gripping my face in her flawless jaws
The teeth latched efficiently into flesh
Pulling me quickly into the depths
Dragging me into the shallow grave.
Surrounded in filth, drowning in the banks
The apex predator’s grip never relenting
All I can do is break, bleed and decompose
Hoping for some relief in the pending death.
I find some comfort in this prolonged pain,
Because I haven’t felt a thing in ages.
You are my addiction
This I know to be true
At a certain age
A child should be grown
And not think of childish things
I've known this forever and a day
But, still, I can't help but think of you
Just a little humor 7/6/2017 Thursday 8pm
Seduced by life's innumerable challenges my heart is addicted to...living!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
22 April 2018
addiction, cute love, dedication, devotion, funny love, love,
I love the sound of your voice
My heart sings when you speak
Turns into symphonies and orchestras
Of sweet melodious bliss
That when my ear tastes
My inner joy swells and abounds
Like a river in spate
Unfettered, deep, and resounding
Fresh as the medleys of life
That feed from infinite vastness
I love the sound of your voice
It is soft as doves, captivating and beautiful
Granted to hear now and ever after
Through morning, noon and night
Summer, winter and spring
Then I would gather each sentiment
Like lilies and toss
Each scent that is hope and peace
Upon the bed of my soul
Where the voice that I love to hear
Would come to me with angel kisses
And be my lullaby.
computer fix, another minute, ZzzzzZzzzzzZzzzzz
by eve roper 10/21/2014
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
addiction, fun, games, humor, money,
Written by Gail DeBole on July 24, 2013
Updated on June 5, 2018
Pennies for the slots
Add up quicker than you thought.
What makes you feel "cool"
Could make you a monetary fool.
Won ten dollars!
Now I want to holler!
Everything is right!
Won a lot tonight!
The lights! The sounds!
The glamour all around.
Up one minute.
I am in to win it.
Down the next.
Slots become threats.
Lady next to me
Is laughing guiltily.
Her credit card is maxed
And her self-control too lax.
Know when to find the door
If you want to leave with more.
Or don’t overbet
so you don't Whee! into debt.
Mark J. Halliday
addiction, character, chocolate, desire, food, humorous, slavery,
Those maple donuts
Surely will by my ruin.
Lack of self control.
Milan Georges Burovac
addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you, paris,
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin
your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him
here with me
us - bread and wine
us - street and air
Paris our love
addiction, angst, blue, green, humorous, longing, memory,
All those wee pot flakes
So carelessly whisked away...
Could use a joint now.
I'm descending down a shame spiral
Eating cheesecake for me has gone viral
I'm guilty of no self control
My doc says, "It'll cost me my soul"
I swear on my word of honor
I'm not ready to be a goner
I'll walk past that grocery aisle
At least for a little while.
by Daniel Turner
Dorian Petersen Potter
addiction, food, funny, giggle, hilarious,
There was an old man who loved crackers.
But got beat up by lots of attackers.
He went to his house
And talked to his mouse
Who said " Go, bring me more cheese and crack'rs!
Dorian Petersen Potter
September 8, 2014
addiction, computer, games, humor,
At gaming, Jim soon became deft
But the obsession has left him bereft
It caused so much strife
And destroyed his own life
But it's ok, he's got three lives left.
drug, fun, funny,
I think i may have hit rock bottom
I am dreaming about my problem
I guess to confess this reality
is something i will have to agree?
I will admit to this narcotic
No drug hope in antibiotic
Self-control is the key to be free,
but its hard when i stay so thirsty
Withdrawal hits me with aching headaches
Sometimes i end up with body shakes
Maybe some restraint and a sponsor
keeps me from becoming a monster
There is nothing for this male Roffey
like a strong rich cup of black coffee
Peter Lewis Holmes
I love weed; Afghan Red to be precise
It is my favourite illegal vice
I do it in the bath and in the hall
I smoke it in summer and right through fall
I smoke in class and in canteen
I smoke when cops are on the scene,
I light up when in academic gown,
a practice that made my former
And on the bus it is a hoot, to fill the
Air with devil’s suit; to draw it in
And keep it down, is much preferred
On trip through town
So if you feel life’s closing in, forget
The doctor or the gin, it’s weed that
Makes the world go round, its soothing
Pleasure…it has no measure... this
wicked vice, I'll always treasure
kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr
this i won't to mention
not off attention
you need this
the boby nedd fixs
its relaxs the mind
get you'll be fine
if it hot box bed or loft
GOOD SEX PAYS OFF
addiction, animal, art, drink, funny, humor, silly,
Calli the drunken zombie cub
can often be found in the pub
for this is why
she's so often high
and passed out drunk in the tub!
addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,
Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter
A quick study of a woman's psychology
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you
addiction, allusion, angel, anger, art, celebration, confusion, crazy, depression, desire, earth, emotions, fantasy, fear, feelings, freedom, god, grief, health, humanity, humorous, image, imagination, life, loneliness, love, magic, music, nonsense, peace, planet, political, poverty, power, pride, psychological, sound, space, spiritual, stars, stress, suicide, sympathy, teen, usa, wisdom, world,
Take the pill
on the hill
and don't be shrill
when you see the rainbow
when you are low.
Just go with the flow
and eat the purple snow.
Chase the rabbits
through the green field
but use my shield
to end all of your habits.
addiction, humorous, men, women,
Most compulsives have never confessed
There are thoughts with which we're obsessed
Our inner vision
Views with great precision
The women our eyes have undressed