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Poem Details | by
Alozor Michael Ikechukwu |
Categories:
africa, betrayal, humor, humorous, murder,
There once reigned a great king on our Rock
Who dared the West and defied their bloc
Dark shades, face of a frown
Short brute so wanted down
Down, oriental appples on our Rock.
Poem Details | by
Clive Blake |
Categories:
africa, animal, fun, funny, humor, word play, writing,
The zebra:
An optical illusion
That tricks your sight,
Not colour, not HD ready,
But just in black and white.
An African sales success,
Of great pride it’s the source,
Cleverly marketed as …
A bar-coded horse.
Poem Details | by
Aby M'Baye |
Categories:
africa, anxiety, desire, growth, humor, love, remember,
Make as you feel it
In the sense of your feel
Without forgetting sense
Fais comme tu le sens
Dans le sens de tes sens
Sans oublier le sens
Aby M.
Poem Details | by
Teddy Kimathi |
Categories:
africa, animal, funny, humor, imagery, imagination, nature,
head buried inside;
ostrich hates hearing
lions' loud roars
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, career, change, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
Self control
When a man lacks
Self control
He lacks
Self pride
So start from here
If you ever think of
Change.
Poem Details | by
John Pen |
Categories:
africa, america, giggle, how i feel, international, people, political,
Ask me not where, when, why or how
Because if I knew I’d be president now
Wait a minute, presidents don’t know that too
I never said they did, but I have morals. Do you?
Poem Details | by
Xihluke Mlangeni |
Categories:
africa, imagery,
She's the funniest comedian who doesn't
make jokes
But always there as a clown
Her words are like golden Crown
When your mouth is closed with pains
sHe shall be there to open it with Gains
She's the same comedian
who will kiss you in front of your friends
Have you ever heard about the Puppy in
the neighborhood?
>>>Yes that is you<<<
You are Mummy favourite Pet
Always there to feed your little tummy
Poem Details | by
Iron Bender |
Categories:
africa, anger, bereavement, depression, humorous,
I have my life to lead
My own precious life
If it’s my life,
Then you should know
Am the owner
The morning breakfast
The midday lunch
The night dinner
Concerns nobody
Co’s I am the owner
The owner of my life
Is really me,
Understand and bear in mind
My destiny, my life
Am the owner.
Poem Details | by
Roughneck Tsepo Malaza |
Categories:
africa, forgiveness, friend, funny love, wisdom, write, writing,
Where is the one i suppose to be with
No,i don't find anyone next yo me
Why,i feel so lonely
Because you are not here
Love...is that name still exist
I don't think so,but so some they it's still exist,
I was looking for it
Since i was young,i've got plenty of people
In my life but still my soul,
My soul tells me that it's lonely,
Can i buy love? What am i suppose to do?
Nothing ,i rather be lonely,
What can plenty people have to with my
Life,my lonely soul stay focus
Poem Details | by
Russell Grushco |
Categories:
africa, flying, funny, humor, humorous, irony,
The flight two-o-seven is three hours late.
Drunk pilot exchanged all the maps for his bail.
The lions and tigers will be more than just happy.
The plane has successfully touched Serengeti ;-D
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, encouraging, good morning, humor, power,
Am alive again
Am alive again
Here we go
Believe me
I swear
If not
Am alive again.
Poem Details | by
Matt Kindelmann |
Categories:
africa, animal, art, funny,
I feel like a portly and bearded
Hemingway
in a bulky fisherman's sweater
after a bullfight when
I ingest barbecued pork.
A bona fide man
clutches the ribs
with his creased
and hard-working hands,
sinks his incisors deep
into the roasted flesh,
and with a quick
forty-five degree
snap of his head,
shreds the dead
animal’s brawn
from its bone.
And like the full-bellied lion
who rests in the verdant shade
with gazelle blood
dripping from his lips,
the man leans back in his chair,
rub his enlarged stomach,
while not realizing
that he’s wearing
a moustache of
barbecue sauce.
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, humanity, humor, inspirational, lost love, love, truth,
Simple yet complicated
Life is not hard
Is so simple
To live with love
Yet so complicated
Among humans of today
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
africa, food, funny, tiger,
Pardon me, Excuse me, I'm sorry
Don't say these words on a safari
Lions will eat you
A tiger will too
Real soon you'll look like calamari
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, break up, cheer up, divorce, for her, humanity, humor,
The last word
For every end times
Too bad
The heart bleeds
When goodbye
Becomes
The last word!
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, america, confidence, courage, humanity, humor,
life is deep
yet you are
deeper
life is deep
yet you are
in the hole of life
and the hole
can't be available
with out you
in it
life is deep
so dig
it
out
life is deep
well how
deep can
you go
life is deep
yet in
it mysteries
lies the source
of our growth
life is deep
but we could
be it deepness
life is deep
yet our soul
lives along
with it energy
life is deep
yet the
deepest part
is yet to be
a new beginning
in our creativity
nowadays
on moral values
no wonder yet still
life is deep
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, courage, freedom, humanity, humor, strength, writing,
Let your heart speak
Poets are the eyes
Of the world
A poet hearts
Is too large
Some times heavy
Some times light
Poetry is an act
Of humanity
For those who are
Of love
Poetry is my song
Poetry is my life
Poetry is my soul
Poetry is my spirit
I love the gift of nature
When the pen
Pens what the heart bleeds
So on poetry oh poets
Let your heart speak
Poem Details | by
S. Abdulwasi'h Olaitan |
Categories:
1st grade, africa, allah, arabic, forgiveness, funny love, storm,
BROKEN WINGS
I spread my wings
And feather
But I couldn't fly.
I open my ears
And heart
Yet I couldn't hear.
I open my mouth
And lips
But I couldn't talk.
I close my eyes
Alongside thine sunglasses
Yet I see.
I see my past
And fears
I take to the wood.
My obstacles,
Experiences I espy
I take my leave and the halt.
I'm eager to fly
Yet, my wings are broken.
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, blessing, courage, humanity, humor, motivation, world,
Lets make the world great again
If we must live in peace
We must learn
How to move along
Together with
One another
So instead to make just
An empire great again
Lets Together
great and small
Everyone
Lets make the world great again
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, desire, hope, humanity, humor,
One vission one mission one goal
How wonderful it will be
If the world could be lead
By one vission in truth
How beautiful the world
Will look like
If we all live to survive
By one mission in honesty
How great it will be
When we live
With love
Just to achieve
One goal called
Humanity
Poem Details | by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu |
Categories:
adventure, africa, analogy, betrayal, cute love, humor, lost love,
Loving a tall guy
Loving a tall guy is not easy
It is as hard as chasing a fox
When you want to kiss the mouth
It is just the neck you can reach
When you want to see the head
The clouds laugh at you mockingly
And when you move a bit far away
The wind blows dust into your eyes
Poem Details | by
Mark Toney |
Categories:
africa, animal, fun, humor, poetry,
Aarvark
Odd Park
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
africa, animal, funny, nonsense, silly, word play,
A Zebra in M&S
I don’t suit these broad black stripes,
Said a Zebra in M & S.
Have you something in a spot?
I want to look my best.
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
abuse, africa, cheer up, dedication, deep, humanity, humor,
The war against ourselves
The profit of wars
Is a shame to humanity
The out come of wars
Is a wound to mankind
The brutality of wars
Is a calamity to nature
The wars that destroys nature
Is
The war against ourselves
Poem Details | by
Richard Nnoli |
Categories:
africa, change, corruption, courage, humanity, humor, motivation,
Where the dieing world exist
Devalued lifes
Full of shadows
Of slaves
Where poverty live
With out evacuation
So if you ever care
Please
Help preserve the third world where
The dieing world exist