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Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, confusion, dream, education, faith, freedom, god, happiness, health, heaven, history, holocaust, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, miracle, nature, on writing and words, pain, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religious, sad, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: III

Beauty of nature
Why condense it down to God?
Isn’t life enough?


Poem Details | by Dan Keir |
Categories: allah, angel, angst, courage, dream, education, faith, fantasy, fear, funny, god, heaven, history, hope, humorous, imagination, inspirational, introspection, jesus, journey, life, lonely, loss, lost, lost love, love, miracle, mystery, nostalgia, on work and working, parody, passion, peace, people, philosophy, political, prayer, recovery from..., religion, religious, spiritual, stress, success, sympathy, teacher, time, write,

Haikus About God: V

Omniscient guy
Yet he lets bad things happen
How can he exist?

Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: adventure, allah, anger, angst, blue, faith, humor,

TORPEDOS NAPALM

TORPEDOS’ NAPALM T remors shocked the penguins of the Arctic Circle. O rbital the water lobbed in the ocean. R otating in a circumnavigating format P enguins dangled high in the air. E stablishing that quavers do manifest in cold weather, D issolving the water into a formed ditch. O nly the vibrations remained. N uclear bodies lye in rigor mortis. A ssassinated by the bombastic troposphere. P lugger material that could be sold A s thick plastic L anguor in stillness. M issiles sent by God. ______________________________________________________| Written February 19, 2016!

Poem Details | by Lambert Adwini-Poku |
Categories: absence, allah, angel, beauty, blessing, career, hilarious,

TROMBONE WITH THE ANGELS

I better take my trombone lessons serious
Not for fun or fame, neither for leisure
A prophesy I wish to help see light from the Bible
“At the judgment day Angels will blow their trumpet
But forgot trombones will also match
The quality of the sound that will blow
I will surely render my service for free
(After all God loves a cheerful giver)
And hope to receive the blessing of salvation
To find my way to the segmentation of the sheep
How lucky I will be. That faithful day,
If the Angels blow their trumpet, I will take out my trombone
And proudly blow my trombone.

If Angel Michael blows his old trumpet,
I will blow my new trombone.

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: allah, class, confusion, crazy, giggle,

Vikings and Islam

Vikings and Islam 
Way back in the 7 hundred or something when 
Islam leaders tried to establish a Caliphate in 
Europe, they met Vikings who were plundering 
their way down the river of Volga and often 
employed the barbaric Norsemen to do a bit of
plundering on their behalf. 
A few Vikings converted, when coming home
they spoke about the evil of fermented drink
and it took hold, even when Islam, the religion, 
was forgotten the idea of sobriety lingered and
has had a deep influence in Nordic Societies 
ever since. Well, the Moslems are back, not as
occupiers, but one wishes, on Saturday nights, 
a bit of sober Islam would be remembered. 

Poem Details | by Chukwuemeka Mbah |
Categories: allah, allegory, angel, baptism, boyfriend, business, christian, devotion, funny, jesus, spiritual,

Pages of the Book

On earth on a Mission
purpose redefined with singleness of vision
clarity came cause i sat to look
through the pages of the book


Some days skipped with nothing to dine
some nights slept with nothing to wine
yet more nourished than a royal cook
for i am best fed from the pages of the book


When I lost focus and fell
drowning in the depths of the well
yet I was lifted by an unseen hook
as i flipped through the pages of the book


What about you my dear friend
when the terrestrial race comes to an end
and death vomits all that it ever took
will your name be found on the pages of the book

Poem Details | by Dakota Hershey |
Categories: allah, america, angel, beauty, bird, friendship, funny love,

Fairytale

Once upon a time, 
they were all set to live happily every after. 

And then the tides came in and flooded their little piece of imagination,
and the winds picked them up and blew them into the whirlwind of
reality 
and 
stress
and 
bills
and 
imperfection 
and then the leaves dropped off the autumn trees and smothered them in the decaying colours of rotting daylight and
charred sunsets 
and 
dying
and 
futility
and then Once Upon A Time, they all met with their inevitable ends and were sorely missed by no one whatsoever. 
The End.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: allah, cat, funny love, humor, music, parody, true love,

Buddy Holly Arriving at the Gate of Heaven Sings to Allah

"Allah, kiss me once more Fill me with song." -Donovan
Allah my bugs, Allah my pimples You don't know what lurks in my dimples Oh boy, when you kiss me Oh joy, you get a weird disease That all the world will see. Allah my dogs, Allah my kittens You don't know where I've been a-spittin' Oh boy, to Hell and gone Oh joy, at a Furry Con Where you're the cat for me. Allah my gloves, Allah my mittens You don't know by whom I'm smitten Oh boy, could it be you Oh joy, it's a heady brew I think that you'll agree.