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Poem Details | by Linda-Marie SweetHeart |
Categories: funny,

12 Days of Christmas Craves

"12 Days of Christmas Craves" On the twelfth day of Christmas My true love sent to me 12 twinkling tiaras Eleven emerald elephants Ten Tiffany trinkets Nine naughty negligees Eight echoing elves Seven sequined stars Six sexy singers Five fake fingernails s s s Four furry foxes Three tingling tamborines Two turtledoves And peach tree in pail via e-mails s s s. *For P.D.'S 12 Days of Christmas. *Written by: Linda-Marie "Sweetheart".


Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, humorous, pets,

Cat

Lounging licking leaping
Prancing pouncing peeking
Corners closets crouching
Tail twirling twitching
Sniffing sensing sneezing
Hissing huffing hunting
Pretty purring preening
Curiosity kitty killing
Nine long lives living

Poem Details | by David Williams |
Categories: funny,

Slippery Sloppery


A slippery sloppery slipping snail
Slithered slimed and slid on the floor
Feeling hurried harried hungry and helpless
As starlings screeched spiraled and saw
That slippery sloppery slipping snail
Who slithered slimed and slid on the floor
A fluttering of feathers fell frighteningly fast
Meant that slippery sloppery slipping snail
Who slithered slimed and slid was no more.

© DAW

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: child, food, fun, humorous,

SILLY SAUSAGE

Silly Sally scoffed six succulent spicy sausages Six succulent spicy sausages silly Sally scoffed Silly Sally succumbed to sickness! 11~16~16

Poem Details | by Margaret Foster |
Categories: funny,

Wind Chimes




Wind chimes When ten thin tinkling tin things twinkle and tingle in the wind twinkling and tinkling the ten thin tin things make a tingling tintinnabulation of joy
The grandchildren think I’m off my head....

Poem Details | by john freeman |
Categories: funny,

THE gODS

`The 112th congress quibbles, fickle, frizzing, drizzle of dubious dribble, while we wait, …on the sick, fickle, trickle of dribble ,from their quibbles of fizzling sizzle. For and In Honor of Gwendolen Rix And contest: Big Kid Tongue Twister Challenge

Poem Details | by Nick Bagnall |
Categories: fantasy, food, funny,

Five Funny Fairies

Five funny fairies, Fond of fairy-cakes Flying far from fairyland, Foraging for food Five fairies feasted, on flowers full of fat Freesia, Fuchsia, Fairy-fluff, frosted with fig fudge Five fat Fairies, full of fairy food Floating back to fairyland, flying far from fast
Contest : Alliteration Poems Please 2nd Place

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: funny, holiday, labor day,

Alliteration Holiday

Labor day holiday is laughingly laborious
Pack a punch of partying
On one only lonely playful day
Tonight the trio sets the timepiece to 
alarm again in the am another
Work and school worry with the rules day

Contest: Alliteration
Sponsor:  John Freeman

Poem Details | by S.zaynab Kamoonpuri |
Categories: humor,

Honeymoon

Nida and Nazim, the newlyweds noticed the newmoon.
A big brown bat banished them from boon.
The hubby and wife headed back inside for their honeymoon.
The mystery of night brought them out again
Together in love nothing could scare them for long
Nocturnal sounds added to their curiosity 
As they explored each other in passion's song

Poem Details | by cory long |
Categories: funny, easter,

Tounge twister

Eight elephants ate eight eggs on Easter in England with eighty eight elves.

Poem Details | by Dan Cwiak |
Categories: age, funny, humorous, imagination, word play,

PETER PIPER - PICKPOCKET

Perhaps Peter Piper did not pick a peck of pickled peppers,
Perchance Peter purloined them.

Peter's pretext for pickled peppers puts people at ease,
Pickpocket's ploy personified.

Personalizing praise for Peter's pesky presumption,
People put Peter's penchant for peppers praiseworthy.

Perhaps, Peter pretended to pick the peck of pickled peppers,
People should portend where Peter put the peck he picked.

Peter passed plenty of peppers to people,
Personifying Peter and his peck.

Prided peppers purloined or in a pepper peck,
Peter put in his pants pockets.

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny,

The Princess and the Pimp

A preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle passed by.
He paused, popped his eyes, then approached while plotting to pounce and ply
the princess with persimmons and pearls, prepared to profit from her,
but Penelope quipped, “Poppycock! I’m a capitalistic entrepreneur!”


For john freeman's "Alliteration Poems Please Poetry Contest"

Poem Details | by Onna NeeChan |
Categories: humor,

Humorous A's

An Apple Across Acres Accordingly Accosted, Angelic Answers Awaits!

Poem Details | by A.E. Rivenbark |
Categories: humor, humorous,

Poppy Parrot

Poppy the parrot

Picked pus from a pimple’s peak

but then Poppy pricked Poe’s pajama pole

Patrolman Pat picked Poppy up by his beak

Prisoned Poppy pleads for parole

and pecks popcorn and crumbs all week

Poem Details | by Andrea Dietrich |
Categories: funny, sick,

Six Simpering Thick-skinned Shifty Spinster Sisters

Six simpering thick-skinned shifty spinster sisters stiffly sit
Stitching sticky skid-marked scivvies of sixty sick stingy sailors.
Six sick from stitching scivvies of sixty sick scrimping sailors
Stickle over nickels; those insistent six thick-skinned spinster tailors!


For the Alliteration Contests of Barry Stebbings

Poem Details | by Barry Stebbings |
Categories: humorous,

Silly Sally

                   Silly Sally

     Silly Sally sat silently sifting sugar

     For Billy the baker to bake better buttered buns.

     But silly Sally smiled so seductively,

     Billy burnt the better butter buns he'd baked.

       Barry Stebbings
         13/09/16

Poem Details | by David Sollis |
Categories: birthday, humorous, life, time,

Many Unhappy Returns

It’s a work day
And it’s my Birthday
All the fours
Male menopause
A Grade - A
Gray Day
Life’s not designed
To be kind
Never mind – eh!

Poem Details | by Cynthia Alvez |
Categories: funny,

For The Fun Of It

slight, shimmering, serene, silky, subdued, specks, swayed, strayed, staggered, shyly, drowning, desires delicated, pious, purety!


Cynthia


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: funny, seasons, visionary,

That Sneaky Santa {Alliteration}

Sexy Sally saw Santa sneaking snacks
Cakes cookies coke cola  cold cuts
Belly bouncing busting buttons badly
Flop flop Fizz fizz  feeling full
looking like lazy lounge lizard
T.V. televised the terrible truth that
man made mistake mocking magic
while watching wild woman wander 




Happy Holidays To All

HO HO HO    LOL










Poem Details | by Mark Goodson |
Categories: funny, social, blue, blue,

Alliteration in B

The blue ball bounced against the rubber baby buggy bumper.
Bobby Brown’s bright blue blazer matched Betty’s blue bloomers.
Baseball is business blessed beyond belief.
Brook’s brother boiled beetle bugs for breakfast.
The bow of the boat blocked the big barge.
Bill’s barrel belly button bares birthday bacteria.
Baboons beam beautiful ballads for bitter berry bush butter.
Bonnie’s buttons battle the bulge.

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: cat, humor,

CAT CALLS - one liner

CAT CALLS


The caterwauling cacophony of a cadre of cats copulating in a can.



12/10/2015

submitted to – One liners five – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Silent One

Poem Details | by James Peranteau |
Categories: funny, on writing and words

The Q word

I felt qualm,
quavering
in the quagmire;
in a quandary
yes I quarreled,
querying
as to mine
quarantine
in this
quarry!

In a quirk
the quip came:
“quiet the
quill
of thine quixotic
quatrains
or,
out will come the
quirt”





Suck on a slice of lemon, and I'd bet ya, 
that you can read this one !  
*smiles*
The definitions for the "Q" words are on just two pages 
in the dictionary ! Have fun dear poets !
 

Poem Details | by iolanda Scripca |
Categories: funny,

Pre Pumpkin Pie

Peter Pumpkin petted pink panthers' paws
Plastering purple push pins on pissed poetess
Producing panic in preheated porridge pot...


***Entry for Gwendolen’s  "Big Kid Tongue Twister” contest***


(My friends still display a twisted and  frozen smile... LOL!!! so the pie's for me)

Poem Details | by Victoria Anderson-Throop |
Categories: funny,

For Foolish Fourth Wives 4 contest

FOR FOOLISH FOURTH WIVES

Fordham Belfour, on 4th street, fell afoul of fabulous foreplay
Four minutes before he forgot to catch the 4:44
Fortunately his forgiving fourth wife
Fell for his foolish failure to perform

Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: character, culture, faith, humor, humorous, word play,

DONE DEAL

[A] DONE DEAL
[A] defeated disgusting man this is. Disallowed defense because of his disease. [A] Done deal to compete with the Dogs! Distribute dinner to him as a better eat of hog maws. Do not deliberate this as a lost. [A] Done Deal depletes the prognosis. Dis Dell do. Hair her head to... [A] Done deal the truth! _________________| PENNED ON JULY 04, 2014!