Humorous and funny Analogy poems and/or funny poems about Analogy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Analogy funny poems!
Written by
Trevor Mcleod
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, character, destiny, children, funny
Me Myself and I
Me myself and I
were talking to myselve's
when we asked us a question
and they were not themselves.
They themselves and them
now questioning themselves
said we were not like them
and had to be yourselves.
You yourselve's and you
now separate from myselve's
meant you could not be me
and we could be ourselves.
Written by
Skat A
Categories:
adventure, analogy, celebration, fantasy, funny, happiness
Sandcastle of Dreams
~Sand-Castle~
***relaxing medicine***
dreams of the sand
Underneath the ocean stars
Sleeping with the wind
***the beast dreams***
Mr. Sandman's bag
Romantic, like pouring rain
Seashore bash
***the world is home***
Wishing well mirage
Homeless but rich sandcastle
Ocean wave pillow
***it takes two***
Heaven passionate kiss
hands create a mote
Drawbridge of sea shells
***hungry wings***
First class bay front seat
Seagulls land on tower
Essence of bird droll
***colliding fantasy***
Adventure hot day
Knocking beauty of the day
fantasy sunrise
~Sk~
Written by
Paloma P
Categories:
allegory, analogy, drink, funny love, humorous, hyperbole
Essential Spirits
She was like Bordeaux,
a tall drink of spirit
He was more a hopped
pale lager like Pilsner,
both gorgeous and
super gingered flavors,
although clashing mid
respective savored aplomb,
one so refined the other
rowdy after hours,
yet they complimented
each other in the way
they blended their
drunken demeanors,
intoxicated by mere
existence of nature's
essential complexities
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
analogy, deep, humanity, humor, imagination, introspection
Space Cadet
You'll find it is a good idea,
now and then,
to look at the bigger picture:
see with a broader view
the workings of your fellow men.
A word of advice, if I may,
please, don't stay too long,
be sure to always come back soon!
One learns next to nothing
about mankind
by looking at the earth
while standing on the moon.
NOTE: Another oldie.
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Nicola Byrne
Nicola Byrne
Now know that her name is Nicola Byrne
Writes great poems with a smooth iron
And I also have heard some poets say
She recently had another Poem of The Day.
Poem was about a person who was a pedant
Who for long life and acting had a pendant
And something else that also is ironical
She has become Byronically Byrneimical.
Jim Horn
https://www.bing.com/search?q=poet%20byrne&form=WNSGPH&qs=SW&cvid=b822c1fe43054953b1bf27d064d1e0da&pq=poet%20byrne&nclid=223510F8277B1497603ABEB8B92AEE3D&ts=1460631516390&pf=2&pcsId=29ec8261007444748e367850b497bcbf
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
age, analogy, anxiety, culture, funny love, humor
Dangling Contemplation
What's a necktie
dangling for?
Too stiff, too thin
to be scarf, a bib
or an apron,
Too smooth to be
a hankie,
too short to be
a suicide noose
to contemplate on!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Weird Physical
Remember Trump's weird physical report
from his doctor.
A doctor have given Trump a physical;
Really awkward, weird and whimsical
Took his temperature using a popsicle.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Dedicated to Akkina.
How about using a popsicle for a rectal
thermometer.
Written by
Dave Moore
Categories:
analogy, animal, future, god, humorous, life
Devilution
Before there was a thing called "Man"
The Maker had a better plan.
He filled he sea with little fish
Of every kind that He might wish.
Then He made the dinosaur
To rule the land from shore to shore.
Next came the monks, orang-otan.
Gorillas, and an ape called "Man".
Man is half God, and beast one half.
He writes his own grim epitaph.
The Maker thinks, "Next time the plants?
Not yet, until I've tried the ants".
Written by
Hilo Poet
Categories:
analogy, appreciation, change, drink, humor, international
True Blue Music Lovers
True Blue Music Lovers
Eyes squeezed, ears held shut,
When the Koto is plucked, and
Kimono girl shrieks in league,
After much sake,
The Zither is fined tuned, and
The Soprano is well dressed.
2019 April 29
*3rd Place*
Best Sedoka - 577-577
~~Lu Loo
Written by
Pat Adams
Categories:
analogy, humor, women, word play,
Three Kinds of Bras
Now when it comes to shopping for bras
There are three kinds to "support" the cause
For all of those well endowed lasses
"Catholic" bras support the masses
When the most mature women come callin'
"Salvation Army" bras lift the fallen
And whether it's needed or just for thrills
"Baptist" bras make, mountains out of mole hills!
Written by
Joe Dimino
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humor, philosophy, society, wisdom
Intelligent Life
Before leaving earth
we should seek to find
intelligent life…if
we are to identify it elsewhere;
for the universe is
an obvious abundance
while man has yet
to expose his own….
Written by
I Am Anaya
Categories:
analogy, character, cute love, destiny, humorous, husband
Spouse Minichu
Spouse Minichu
A husband she searches
all through the land in a faraway valley
and churches
A wife’s match
Want ad~ mustn’t dilly dally
a catch
clocks tick
bio tally
Pick!
A husband she searches
Want ad~ mustn’t dilly dally
Pick!
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
analogy, encouraging, humorous,
Young and Youthful
If you are always young and youthful
Are you really being honest and truthful?
Or was the way you wish you had been
Looking so pretty, nice and then.
There must be some kind of a catch
But I was mortified after finding the match
You will never guess who it turned out to be
Someone weird who liked exactly like me.
Would I ever come completely to my senses
And start using the correct verb tenses
Or this you it would probably disturb
When it was very likely to be an adverb.
How ironic it had been when I imitated
Someone in a picture Van Gogh created
And what I learned when I last did look
Is me for Van Gogh I was badly took.
James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Turtle and a Hurdle
Turtle and a Hurdle
Trump's stomach looks like back of a turtle
And over things makes it hard to hurdle
Created own line of clothes he calls choral
Who jumped over justice and skipped moral;
Loony and bloomy idiot like crepe myrtle.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Now for coffee and breakfast
So my wife just did insist.
Written by
Goode Guy
Categories:
analogy, humor, imagery, onomatopoeia,
Ogden Ash
I think that I may never see a
tree's sounds lovely as onomatopoeia
to see, to hear, just too profound
sound beats cool on worded ground
ain't it funny to hear a word
that IS what it is, coolly absurd
you may ask what constitutes onomatopoeia
can't say exactly, but hear it when I see it
© Goode Guy 2014-01-03
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onomatopoeia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joyce_Kilmer
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash
Written by
Rhiddhit Paul
Categories:
analogy, humor, humorous, love, math,
The Geometry of a Love Gone Wrong
Drawing lines between shapes of grief
Going in circles, awaiting the lietmotif
Now just a side of a triangular run.
With defences up like the Pentagon.
Then finally looking Love square in the face
While Hope's line slopes down in disgrace
Calculating a Geometry too disjoint
For Love to have a basic point.
Written by
Freddie Robinson Jr.
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humor, humorous,
Malfunction
Fireworks, solar flares
Electromagnetic pulse
Launch pads do not work
Written by
James Edward Lee Sr.
Categories:
analogy, animal, food, funny, metaphor, poetry
Donkey Horse Hen Rooster On the Lamb Chickens Leap Fly Jump Popeye's Chicken For Lunch
There once was a donkey
He was married to a horse
Donkey was to stubborn
So the donkey got a divorce
Cleaver was the ways of the hen
She married a bucking rooster
He took her by the wing then
Tried to seduced her
Don't want no green eggs N ham
Don't want to go on the lamb
I am, I am horsey running away
Chickens can't fly they may leap and jump
Think I'm gonna have Popeye's Chicken for lunch, :) ha! ha! Ha!
4/11/18
WRITTEN BY JAMES EDWARD LEE SR.
Written by
Mike Martin
Categories:
analogy, how i feel, humor, judgement, philosophy, word play
Fear No Evil
see no evil
hear no evil
speak no evil
fear no evil
Written by
Imani Robertson
Categories:
analogy, emotions, food, funny, humor, humorous
Having Two Faces
Having Two Faces
This person takes vitamins, when a healthy diet is all they need.
As they hog the land, just to exercise the night away.
And one who pays, when they just read.
Or the people that act kind, but mean things they say.
Written by
Eve Roper
Categories:
analogy, humor,
Nothing Is Secret
Tick-tock … coco clock
Timekeeper eternal watch
Nothing is secret
By Eve Roper
11/17/2014
Written by
James Horn
Categories:
allegory, analogy, humorous,
Wrath of a Sociopath
Wrath of a Sociopath
Wish Trump would take a bath
To wash away wrath of a sociopath
He loves living in his tower
Also even us over power
Did worst on speech and math.
Nothing ever adds up with Trump.
He also is bipolar if you haven't
noticed lately.
Jim Horn
Written by
Elizabeth Smith
Categories:
analogy, day, funny, philosophy, symbolism, time
Time To Reinvent Time
TIME TO REINVENT TIME
Yesterday is the day from which you came
Tomorrow is the destination you will never gain
Seeking tomorrow thinking it is near
But at 12:01 AM is tomorrow really here
Time shows you just came from yesterday
And stepped into times grasp of what is now today
Once again you find tomorrow is not here
Just wait 24 hours - time whispers in your ear
And then tomorrow will appear
Time of course is playing its eternal joke
For again at time appointed - tomorrow is up in smoke
Time it should be known is an unawakened dream
With no more substance than ripples in a stream
Never ask time about future intentions
Future is another of time's jokester inventions
Written by
Solomon Ochwo-Oburu
Categories:
analogy, emotions, funny love, heartbroken, imagination, metaphor
Nuclear Attack
The nuclear attack
by her beauty
has bombed
my insecure heart
Setting it ablaze;
Scattering my feelings
Of wild imaginations,
To the winds!
Written by
Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
Categories:
analogy, desire, happiness, humor, imagination, life
Handful Handkerchief
HANDFUL HANDKERCHIEF
I have a rainbow color of like this..
Few things which helps me to be at peace..
It is not that much valuable nor at lease..
Yet, it comes always to graze my hands and cheeks..
I like it with flower prints..
Or even my initials or my name imprint..
I'm one of the few who uses it..
Sure you will find it pass on our genes..
I use it to cover my nose from dust..
I use to gently dry tears falling in my eyes..
Can be use to apply manual pressure..
Can also be use to take away sweatdrops..
My Handkerchief...
Soothes me..
Comforts me..
BY: olive_eloi, aug. 20, 2013 @8pm
note: i couldn't sleep holding a handkerchief.. :) lols