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Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: adventure, allusion, anger, art, color, confusion, cool, crazy, fantasy, fun, funny, music, new year, paradise, rap, riddle, rude, song,

Northern Suburbia

Your love is real 
the love you feel.
Your love is great 
the love you make.
Your records are on fire 
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy, 
or be fat and lazy. 
So I played some Doors 
and saw some whores. 
So I said goodbye 
and they all must die, fool. 
So dig my guts 
and eat my brain 
and then go insane. 
I don't
Care I love it 
so forget it, Punk!


Poem Details | by David Brown |
Categories: anger, break up, dark, humor, irony,

These bare walls

On these bare walls 
there once hung
artwork that was picked by you,
which you'd then picked over,
leaving only a needlepoint 
your mother made for our wedding 
and a picture an alcoholic friend gave you
of a bear

How ironic now, 
it seems, they're not so bare
since I've hung a painting of
dancing bears on the bare wall where 
I took down the needlepoint
and a butterfly, 
in the bare spot you left
by the front door

Poem Details | by Matt Caliri |
Categories: funny,

Anger

Anger is for sissies.
Does that make you angry?
Too bad.
Sissy.

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: anger, fun, funny, humor, humorous, slam,

Ner ni ner ni ner ner

Don’t cross me, cos I’ve got no boundaries
I’ll shout you down, and I’ll do it loudly 
Got my balls from an iron foundry
Ner ni ner ni ner ner

Shush your mush with your blah blah dumb stuff
I’ve got brains that’ll knock your lump off
I’m the business, you’re the bumfluff
Ner ni ner ni ner ner 

Call me names and I’ll call your number
Watch your back now, never slumber
I’m gonna own you - Ooh! Let’s rhumba!
Ner ni ner ni ner ner 



12 Feb 2019
NB: Don’t worry - written purely for fun!


Poem Details | by zofia gostkowska |
Categories: anger, funny,

I ruined your suit

I have ruined
your brand new
Two thousand pound 
Dolce Gabbana suit
  
I am aware of 
how cruel it was, 

Forgive me, but 
when I saw the grin
on your face
the glass of red wine
gained a will of its own
and slipped out of my hands    

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: anger, fun, humorous, technology,

Get Out Of My Inbox

How lovely, an email.
You’ve updated your privacy policy!
I’m so pleased for you!
I shall destroy you.




12 August 2019

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,

Bladder Problems in Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?

Poem Details | by Khaleel Graham |
Categories: funny, red,

Anger

A man turned red with rage,
He was going through an angry stage,
He saw a black man named Ray,
Get hung by the KKK,
And he just had to flip the page

A man turned red with rage,
He was going through an angry stage,
He saw a Jew named Joshy,
Get killed by a Nazi,
Then he just had to turn the page

Then he saw a Japanese man named Sukai,
So he thought this page was okay,
Then he saw a plant go boom,
And everyone went zoom,
So he just had to throw the book away

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: anger, holiday, humor, money, travel,

Vacation, Duration, Frustration, grrr

I know of a pretty New Jersey lass Who decided to vacation First Class But on the very first night Oh no! Cancelled flight What a total pain in the *** I'm sure her tomorrows will be better Or she'll surely be posting a letter If her plane don't take off soon It could be worse than High Noon She'll be angry, we'll just have to fetter When things couldn't have gotten any worse Once again she has to dip into her purse For the flight is okay But triple charges she'll pay A vacation just shouldn't be a curse .

Poem Details | by Harshath Vidheya |
Categories: anger, fate, fish, funny, humor, life, nature,

BORN IN A DESERT

I don’t need an Oven here
My Coffee never Cools down.
I tried raisin’ a Lemon Tree
but it just Sank in the Sand.

Suppose if comes an Apocalypse
I would Survive nevertheless,
And if I go to Hell someday
I guess it Feels just like Home.

I like Rains and Oceans
but I was born in a Desert.
I dream of Swimming like a Fish
and dying in a dried up Pond.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anger, dog, humorous, irony,

THE DOG POO FAIRY

Here’s a fact SOME dog owners have missed - The dog poo fairy DOESN’T exist So get out your scoop And clear up that poop Or you’ll get a big slap on the wrist! Inspired by a large poster I saw on a van 07~16~15

Poem Details | by Dave Collins |
Categories: anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,

Diamonte Dumbmonte

Idiocracy
Irrevelant, trivial
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
Unbecoming, reticient
Dead

Poem Details | by Peter Dome |
Categories: anger, angst, howl, humor,

Art of Successful Arguing

''All arguments should be dealt with swiftly
With bows and arrows
You'll both see each others points
Hopefully
You'll get your point across first 
End of matter.''




Peter Dome.Copyright.2015.May.

Poem Details | by Tyshawn Knight |
Categories: anger, crazy, humor, summer,

Mowing the Lawn

I’m mowing the lawn free and clear
Don’t have no pants on
Because it’s hot out here.
Neighbors always said I was insane
Always called me out of my name
“Well to hell with them!” is what I say.
I’m mowing the lawn free and clear today.
People always lookin’ down on me.
Well what I think of them…
Now they see…
My moon
And my sun
Watch me as I mow my lawn.



Poem Details | by Chris Hagy |
Categories: anger, change, funny, how i feel, march, sun, voice,

Slap in the Face

Just a cold, hard slap in the face
Is Daylight Savings Time to morning place

Winter’s drive is dark and cold
Headlights searching for deer in the road

But March brings the sun like golden ripe fruit
To brighten my chores and morning commute

For just a while I pretend it will last
Try to keep winter’s veil in the past

But then the inevitable Monday comes
Because someone decided this silly thing should be done

I’ve changed the clock the night before
So once again only darkness awaits out my door

For another month
I keep the dark pace
Whoever thought of this needs a slap in the face!  



Poem Details | by Lee Ramage |
Categories: funny, travel,

Pit Stop -- Anger Contest

Bursting for a bathroom; Tim Horton’s stop ~ closed for cleaning For Susan Burch’s contest “Show Me The Anger” Won 2nd place

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anger, humorous, mother daughter, teenage,

SPOILT BRAT FOOTLES

‘Princess’
in mess

Flicks hair -
Beware

Bad mood
Is rude

She whines
At times

She pouts
And shouts

Mummy … 
DUMMY!!!!!!!!!!

Stamps feet
Retreat!

Can clout –
Watch out!

Prissy 
Missy

Spoilt brat –
Hate that!

5th June 2015

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: anger, funny,

The Devil Made Me Do It

Gosh-darn-it! Dog-gone-it! What’s THAT all about? 
Somehow it feels better to spit out and shout
Offensive pain-remedies
(A string of obscenities)
Exorcizing demons by cussing them out

Poem Details | by Arlene Smith |
Categories: anger, funny, silly,

Mad as a Hornet

He spits his oatmeal all over the place;
holds his breath, now he's got a blue face.
He wants cookies and not just one.
He throws a fit, if he gets none.

He fell out of his chair and bumped his head.
That made him mad, now his cheeks are all red.
He pees his pants if he doesn't get his way.
He's cranky 'cause he's not had a nap today.

He wants another bottle so I tried to hide it.
He toddles around to try and find it.
He got it, now he's sucked it dry.
He can't get enough of that good old rye.

He's mad as a hornet with his stinger out.
Another day in the life of Grandpa Stout!..

Poem Details | by Anoucheka Gangabissoon |
Categories: anger, celebrity, funny,

My craziest act

Once during those days when I was yet a teen I chose to be purposefully mean Sitting face to face with an important man I behaved as badly as a confused hen If I did open my mouth It was only to say filth Stony, I bid my soul to tell him I shall not speak, even if it goes against your whim! Enraged, he had me disgraced Angered, he had me not embraced Rather, on that day, I saw thunder Coming from the eyes of this leader! O wishful verse, thou art an ode to my memory Here goes to my account for loving to do the crazy!

Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: adventure, allah, anger, angst, blue, faith, humor,

TORPEDOS NAPALM

TORPEDOS’ NAPALM T remors shocked the penguins of the Arctic Circle. O rbital the water lobbed in the ocean. R otating in a circumnavigating format P enguins dangled high in the air. E stablishing that quavers do manifest in cold weather, D issolving the water into a formed ditch. O nly the vibrations remained. N uclear bodies lye in rigor mortis. A ssassinated by the bombastic troposphere. P lugger material that could be sold A s thick plastic L anguor in stillness. M issiles sent by God. ______________________________________________________| Written February 19, 2016!

Poem Details | by Israel Curtis C. |
Categories: anger, candy, childhood, emo, funny,

Candy Crush

Candy Crush!
Fired on the first day
Why 
Why
Must you be addicting
Candy Crush
Let's play again

Sweet
Fingertips 
Crushing the screen

I win!

I. Cantu

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: anger, conflict, dog, humor, internet, nonsense, psychological,

Gnawing Resentment

He gnawed on his resentment
In public and alone
Like a dog he kept on worrying
The marrow from the bone
Till he gave himself an ulcer
Till his teeth got small and stumpy
Till other dogs said, Hang on, Fang
You’re starting to look grumpy
He wouldn’t leave the thing alone
Just wouldn’t let it lie
Time to put the bone down, Fido
Go on, try

by Gail


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,

WARNING - DON'T 'RODGER' THE LODGER

Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~16

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anger, dog, humorous,

STRANGE FRUIT

A really odd thing caught my eye They hang on a branch way up high Black bags in the trees What strange ‘fruit’ are these I wouldn’t want poop in my pie! Why do some dog owners tie their dog poop bags on branches rather than put them in a bin? 31st January 2017