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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, animal, beautiful, blessing, celebrity, funny, life,

The Squirrel

~My Nutty Squirrel Poem~

Up in a tree, on a branch
Now you see me, now you don't!

Sneaky and fast, I'm adorable
Now, why would you hunt or shot me for fun?
Do you like, how fast I run?
I'm not just another chipmunk 
Stuffing my face with nuts,
I'm classy and beautiful, 
The  best  part  of   nature.....

Red pointed ears, I hear you drawing near.
Chuckle, chuckle, caffeine free
I saw you looking at my fine coat.
Fluffy and curious, touch me and I'm Calling PETA!
See YA---  Life Is Beautiful!!!
I'm stuffing these nuts back into my mouth 
and Jumping onto another tree :) The End
........
Love The Squirrel from another World.  
Love LINDA


Poem Details | by Roger Wilson |
Categories: animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,

The frog and the cricket

The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped

Poem Details | by Charlie Knowlton |
Categories: animal, best friend, dog, funny, humor, pets, silly,

Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me

Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me.   Ever!

Number 10…"Can we get a cat?" 

Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not happy to see you."

Number 8…"That`s ok, you eat the rest of that rib eye."

Number 7…"Sorry about your friends leg, and of course i`ll pay for the pillow."

Number 6…"Do I need a mint?"

Number 5…"And where have you been?"

Number 4…"Is there a 12 step group for butt sniffing?"

Number 3…"Please!…Do not rub my belly or scratch my ears. "

Number 2…" You threw it…You go get it."

And the number 1 answer is!

"That`s your third beer ya know."

Poem Details | by Warren Doll |
Categories: animal, funny, rain, weather,

haiku

rain drops hit still pond
surface ripples spread outward
tickling frog bellies

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: animal, bird, cute, fun, funny, humorous, silly,

Chickadees 8x8

In pickle-trees, there lived a clutch
Of chickadees, too cute to touch,
They banqueted on wiggle-bugs,
And tickle-worms and giggle-slugs,
How chubby-cheeked those birdies grew,
Each week, they gained a pound or two,
I loved those pretty chickadees...
Until they ate my Pekingese.





8x8 Contest 
Sponsor: P.S. Awtry
Date: 11 November 2018

Poem Details | by Rhona McFerran |
Categories: animal, funny, humor, humorous, perspective, silly,

Seagulls Talking

Seagulls talking
what's the matter?
fussy squawking
seagulls talking...
Waddle walking
pavement patter-
Seagulls talking
what's the matter?

Birds discussing
“Took my breadcrumb!”
Angry fussing
birds discussing
seagull cussing
“Hey, I want some!”
birds discussing
“Took my breadcrumb!”

Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: animal, cat, funny, humorous, pets,

Cat

Lounging licking leaping
Prancing pouncing peeking
Corners closets crouching
Tail twirling twitching
Sniffing sensing sneezing
Hissing huffing hunting
Pretty purring preening
Curiosity kitty killing
Nine long lives living

Poem Details | by rob carmack |
Categories: animal, best friend, dog, humorous, love, pets, thanks,

Sonnet Chiweenie Boo

Your dad, a Dachshund once stuck in Chihuahua.
The best of both in you, with that expectant
Confusing carpets for the lawn enigma.
I know….the raining….getting wet….you can’t.

As coldness chills the room, a sheet for you.
The perfect tucking of in, but you moved!
I ponder, just how crazy is my Boo?
The sheet’s thread count too low to be approved?

Your dance in circles, spinning on the floor.
Rewards and treasures known upon the racks.
Induced by meals and that one pantry door.   
In such a fury, choking on the snacks.

I know what God’s book says, I’ve searched it whole.
But still, I hope you have a little soul.

11.14.14

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: animal, funny, social,

Big Foot and I

Bigfoot often puts his foot in his mouth and he's got a big mouth too.



Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: animal, bible, christian, humorous,

Little Men and the Hen

Chirp chirp chirp
Cluck cluck cluck cluck
Drivel
Snivel
Dirty little men
One insane wee little hen

Let me introduce you
To a really big huge man
A heart sent from angels
A voice lowered from the heavens
A man whose humble heart 
Can squash a 1000 little men

So when in life you see a fork in the road
Remember
You can be the Hen
Or you can be the bigger man

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous,

IS PERCY TRYING TO PULL THE WOOL OVER OUR EYES

Percy pig was feeling quite shaken - He'd heard pigs were slaughtered for bacon Turning white as a sheet He then started to bleat As a sheep could he be mistaken! Entered into 101 in a row contests ~14 sponsored by PD Linda:-) 17th June 2016

Poem Details | by Timothy Hicks |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Jealous Beast

When it comes to the vacuum cleaner
my dog is a jealous beast,
showing off his fangs and claws.
Does he not know that I'd feed
my Oreck less if he, now and then, but
wiped his paws?

Poem Details | by Phillip Arnold |
Categories: animal, bird, flying, humanity, humorous, i am, spoken word,

Birdperson

Birdpeople, they fly. birdpeople they glide. you wont see them. they live in the trees, watching you breath and breed. Those nasty human beings. doesn't this world belong to everything?




dictated by Jason Scogin. 



Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: animal, humorous,

Killing me Softly

I am a duck, call me deep throat
You are killing me softly
With the food I must devour
I am a seal
You invited me to a club
And you killed me softly
I am a heifer
You will kill me softly too
You will coral me, of this I am sure
I am a pig
And for this you will kill me
Softly I am not so sure
You may even call me Canadian!
Don’t forget me!! I am a chicken
My crime was crossing the road!!!
And now you eat me!!!!
Now you humans will prepare your feasts
Fry us all to feed your desires
Please let’s not forget the salt for old wounds
Ah
We will kill you softly
Revenge is sugary sweet

Poem Details | by Lin Lane |
Categories: animal, humor, silly,

Funny Lookin' Creature With a Squeaky Bark

I looked behind me when I heard a squeaky little bark
From out of the bushes, a kangaroo-looking creature rose
His bright green eyes flashed neon signs at me in the dark,
then he raised his long piggy snout and struck a silly pose.

"Have you escaped from the zoo to wander in the park?"
His bunny ears flopped before he wiggled long-clawed toes.
He replied, "No. I'm looking for ants cuz I'm an aardvark."
I invited him to join me for dinner at the café, Java Joes.


^-^ - ^-^   
 8-20-17 

Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: animal, horse, humor, success,

Jimerick: Racing Certainty

Jim ordered a racehorse online
A thoroughbred sold in it's prime.
Now just for a laugh
They sent a giraffe
But it wins by a neck every time.

Poem Details | by Debra Squyres |
Categories: animal, cat, humorous,

Meow Meow

Here kitty, kitty. Come out and play
I have a new bow for you today
You tore the blue one out so quick
With angry paw…you seemed quite ticked!
I want to dress you and show you off
So all the other bows I now have tossed
No purple or green to match your eyes
Or orange, nor pink that you despise
Polk-a-dots were just not right for you
You tore them to shreds a time or two
No stripes or plaids are in my hand
For these I know you could not stand
The white one was lost in your white fur
When it came out you purred and purred
Here kitty, kitty, now don’t you tease
I’ve a red one here that’s sure to please

1/10/13
Written for “Hello Kitty (World)” members contest.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous, sleep,

WHAT A DUMBO

An elephant fell out of bed And got a huge bruise on his head He climbed back in his bunk Then rubbed his aching trunk… Best sleep in the low bunk instead! 08-25-17

Poem Details | by Deb Wilson |
Categories: animal, funny,

More Animal Footles-Just For Fun

 
These are just for fun...I am trying my hand at them!

DROMEDARY'S NAIL POLISH
 camel enamel

SMALL UNSENTIMENTAL HORSE
  stony pony

WILD DOG LANGUAGE
  dingo lingo

INEBRIATED POLECAT
  drunk skunk

HOG'S MUSIC PLAY DATE
  pig gig

  SPICY WILDCAT
  peppered leopard

FELINE HEAD WEAR
  cat hat

OUTSTANDING MARSUPIAL
awesome possum







Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, humorous,

DINNER FOR A DUNG BEETLE


An article about a dung beetle Says they devour matter that’s faecal Imagine eating pooh It’s what dung beetles do The fetor of their breath must be lethal! 08-19-17

Poem Details | by Anil Deo |
Categories: allusion, animal, humor, pets,

Adding Clarity to Ray Gridley's Limerick

Ray Gridley has a possible diagnosis Alas, rabbits do catch viral myxomatosis Since Jan's is a famous banging bunny Who stays far from field and ANY honey Energizer Bunny will bang on till unconscious!
(c)Deo, 04152017

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, bird, farm, funny, music, silly, song,

Chicken Singing Turkey in the Straw

Buck buck buh-buck-buck
Buck buck buh-buck
Buck buck, buck buck, buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buh-KAW k'buck buck
Buh-KAW k'buck
Buck buck buck buck
Buck buck buck
Bucka buck bucka bucka buck
A'buck buck buck.

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, dog, happy, humor, joy, love, pets,

Spenser

My name is Spenser
No dog is denser
I'm not well smarted
But I'm big hearted
If you was hurted
I'd be alerted
And I'll come racing
To lick your facing.

Poem Details | by Chantelle Anne Cooke |
Categories: animal, cat, conflict, humor,

Poetry Cats

Ah, to write
With hyper cats in sight
Who jump upon the computer in delight
I’m surprised some of my poems or comments aren’t 
Uuuuuuuulllllllllllllllll//tt
Quickly I race to print poetry grace in paw wrestling fights
Oh, wondrous sleeping cats, where I pen after midnight
Posted with promised success, my souls rises like a kite
Alas, everything is alright!

December 23rd 2018


Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: animal, children, humorous, nature, nursery rhyme, pets, violence,

Monkeys

You shouldn't poke at monkeys
	unless you're a dummkopf
Who gets precisely what's deserved --
	your fingers bitten off.