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funny, love, wife
I splashed out on this greetings card,
It cost me 50p,
I thought that you were worth it,
For putting up with me.
But yours, I know, will cost far more,
(Perhaps a quid or two),
But that’s because I’m worth far more,
For putting up with you.
Anthony Scandrick II
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You almost had me,
I wanted you,
The way you stuck to me like super glue,
I was feeling you,
But I knew,
I could never have you,
But, the way you looked at me,
The way my body pleads,
We can never be,
Because I’m too old,
And your only thirteen.
anniversary, funny love, love,
Thirty-four years we've been married,
and our life together has been varied.
But our love just keeps growing,
so this I am knowing,
we'll be together until we're buried!
Now if that's not okay with you, dear,
let me make myself perfectly clear:
you are stuck with me like glue,
and there's nothing you can do.
So take that and stick it in your ear!
(Tomorrow is my wedding anniversary and the first limerick is truth. The 2nd limerick is just to be funny. No trouble in Paradise here, folks!)
anniversary, children, humorous, kindergarten, mystery, preschool,
I saw a little button,
It was lying on the floor,
I wondered who had lost it
And looked around for more.
It hadn’t come from Donna
Or from Stuart’s nice new shirt,
And it wasn’t Kelly’s button
That was lying in the dirt.
I couldn’t find who lost it
I had a worried frown.
But now I know the answer,
My trousers just fell down.
adventure, anniversary, caregiving, daughter, family, fantasy, forgiveness, funny, happiness, health, holiday, hope, imagination, life, passion, peace, travel,
Angels in heaven
Dancing on a small puddle
Always stay afloat
anniversary, appreciation, art, beauty, body, funny, simile,
Author's Note: If you have never seen the advertising contributions of John Cameron Swayze, take a moment to watch a few of his videos. Then, enjoy this limerick (which in combination with the videos) provides some interesting inspiration for the new year.
We suggest a vagina's for sex
And hope the possessor expects
To take a licking
And keep on ticking
Over and over like a Timex
anniversary, fun, giving, green, humor, money,
My parents’ repeated refrain -
“Money doesn’t grow on trees.”
In my dreams, a lush tree grew
with leaves of high numbers,
nothing under a twenty.
On our 25th Anniversary,
our church threw
a surprise party.
After the pot-luck dinner,
a gaily wrapped gift box
sported a top slit, waving
a bit of green. As we pulled,
a chain of bills roped up
through the slot, coiling
ribbons of green.
I had seen “Money Trees”
as special occasion gifts,
but for the one and only
time, we experienced the gift
of “Money in a Box.”
anniversary, caregiving, christmas, devotion, family, freedom, girlfriend, growing up, holiday, home, hope, humorous, imagination, journey, life, love, marriage, people, relationship, romantic, satire, song, song-thanksgiving, uplifting,
On the 12th day of kiss-mass my true love sent to me
12 dirty undies
11 socks a stinking
10 shoes a humming
9 shirts for pressing
7 days of take-out boxes
6 flagons of beer
5 D V D's
4 mischievous children
3 dozen wine bottles
2 ex partners
and an engagement ring under the tree
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No valentine on Valentine's.
I haven't met one yet.
Each year I wait another
for a person I've not met.
There's nothing I've done wrong:
yet waiting is in vain.
And all that's left is hope
that love's a ball and chain.
Welcome to my naughty Halloween
Meet my dark and beautiful dream
On this night she's a witch
But by day not a stitch
So she's a stripper, but she's still my Queen
Ernesto P. Santiago
anniversary, funny, imagination
my wife left without a word-
to buy a cheese cake!
Gerard Keogh Jr.
anniversary, confusion, funny, places
After tossing back too many shots,
My tummy got tied up in knots.
But the outhouse fell down,
now a king with no crown,
I cover up where I must: "Thank You Scotts'!"
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Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter
A quick study of a woman's psychology
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you
Christmas Day will never be the same
Whilst companies who will only think gain
It's charms now diluted
Frankly, the fat cats are solely to blame
anniversary, funny, wedding
Stylish Zelli's shoes are unique,
they stand out in my neat boutique;
what a distinguished look
in a suit nobody took...
green cognac is gorgeous and chic!
Robert A. Dufresne
funny, me, time,
On this date I had my first spanking in the days of yore,
The first of many I received not realizing what for.
This one was very special causing a unique frown ,
because this time they turned me upside down.
Well that should have given me a clue,
That they weren’t about to be through.
There I was hanging by my feet,
Hungry wet and naked..
looking for something to eat..
Some dude cut a rope off my gut,
then had the nerve to spank my butt.
Yes, the first time I was spanked and didn’t know what I did..
Well that was a fine howdy do…. Welcome to earth kid!
Put on a new dress, was looking really hot,
Dyed my hair with several blonde highlights,
Applied my MAC makeup... ooh-la-la,
I’m singing Al Greene, “So In Love With You”
Its our wedding anniversary, 29th and you knew
Bubbles overflow from the champagne bottle
You beckon me to come hither into our room
Which shoes to wear... oh you burst my bubble!
Written by Lee Ramage
September 8, 2011
Sponsor Debbie Guzzi
anniversary, fantasy, children, funny, on work and working, upliftingme,
Squeaky Clean Floors of Teak
All clean and shiny is my teak
When they step on my
Glossy black my heart leaps
Joyous smiles deep down my timbers leak
You can see your face and physique
When you look at me
Don’t walk on me with your dirty feet
Shhh….. Whisper when you speak
If you’re real quiet you’ll hear me squeak.
Jerry T Curtis
The boys were sitting all around the table with McGee
As he took to task to pour the glass of every man he'd see
"It's my anniversary" he would boast and say it loud
"50 years of married bliss" He shouted to the crowd
Remembering his first one he lean toward good Ole' Finn
"A trip to Hawaii, was the gift I gave her then"
Finn said "After 50 years what gift could she now lack ?"
McGee just smiled and softy said," I think I'll bring her back"
anniversary, childhood, giggle,
laughing a joyous laugh
a giggle escapes my mouth's path
swinging on this swing i do
another swing here by you
with the sky as dark as my mother's hair
playing here then playing there
with one small swing takes another flight
im here with you on this wonderful night
anniversary, emotions, humor,
Romance to me is like a toy
New and fresh, than I enjoy
But as the months drew into years
Anniversary in arrears
Where did the love that once we shared
go, was it ever truly there?
Soulmate for some might be true
Not for me, old pal, and as for you?
If it helps you to hold that debris
Then who am I to set you free?
But for myself I know full well
From Her wrath, I'd rather chance in hell!
anniversary, humorous, marriage, together,
Twenty-six years we’ve been married
I can’t believe it’s been that long
If there was a medal for ‘bravery’
You sure deserve to be awarded a gong!
When I wake up in the morning
Your face is the first thing that I see
But YOU know in my wildest dreams
I’d prefer it was that hunk George Clooney!
Dedicated to my hubby on our anniversary which is actually on 22nd June although one year I had put it on the calendar incorrectly as 20th June so if I post it on soup on 21st I am pretty close to both dates!
anniversary, funny, sports,
O- Old and trusted, tried and true,
L- Laughing and watching
Y- Yester years passed, futures generations dreams come true.
M- Most wanted aspirations with-in ones grasp,
P- Paving out remember to cheer,
I- Interesting and spectacular, 2012 be there,
C- City is London ,
S- Site to see, an adventure -OH NO Bomb scare.
This in no way meant to be a bomb scare nor do I encourage them-
it's just my dry sense of humor. Olympics have a safe time there.
And so as I turned fifty
A party would be thrown
It was my friends decision
Not something of my own
For me, a year a year is
Just like a day's a day
No need to live by numbers
And count your life away
But no, a feast it would be
And useless my protest
"You show up in the hall, man
And wear your Sunday best!"
So there I went, that evening
Well groomed and dressed up neat
But when they saw me coming
Confusion was complete
Some guests just stared and stuttered
While others walked right out
The party soon was over
My friends, they stood about
And boy! Did I look good
In my birthday suit
angst, anniversary, funny, husband, life, love, music, people, song-lyricdance, me, light, dance, light, me, moon,
Oh... Oh... Come Into The Moon Light …
And Dance With Me Tonight
I’ve Pink Champagne, Lit FirePlace Flame
And The Stars Are Twinkling Bright
I’ve Put On Your Favorite Dinner and Rose Dress
For Your Delight
Ooooh, Come Into The Moon Light …
And Dance With Me Tonight
Heeeey, Honey, What Happened To The Lights?
You Paid The Bill … Alright?
Bring Me A Beer and That Remote Here
The Cowboys Play Tonight !
Why’s The Table Set… We Got Guests?
Is That Dress A Little Tight? ……
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I Don’t Know Sam… She Just Picked A Fight !
Hauled-Off and Hit Me… With All… Her… MoonBee… M i g h t !