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Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: august, beach, beautiful, cool, crush, deep, destiny, devotion, fantasy, feelings, first love, fishing, freedom, funny love, future, girlfriend, hope, i love you, i miss you, journey, joy, judgement, lost love, love, love hurts, meaningful, miracle, ocean, people, places, romance, sea, sensual, simple, spiritual, water, women, world,

Hope

Don't rush to wash off the sea salt 
drying on your skin;
the hopes it carries from other oceans,
those remain yet to be seen.


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous, journey, wind,

A VERY WINDY DAY IN AUGUST

I didn’t want to make a great fuss When Fred sat beside me on the bus A great stink did appear - T’was expelled from his rear I went green and started to cuss I thought it would be indiscreet If I upped and went to swap seat He kept passing out gas From his windy fat *** ... (It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!) No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday ... I don't have smelly feet 17th August 2016

Poem Details | by Mark Toney |
Categories: conflict, film, humorous, music, poetry, technology, universe,

Six-Word Couplet Series -August 2018

Near Earth Objects
NASA watches sky
Asteroids whiz by


It's About Time
`Crazy Rich Asians'
Exceeding all expectations


Chasing Unicorns
Unicorn float stuck
Unicorn startups' luck


Truth Isn't Truth
"Truth isn't truth"
Message for youth?


Culinary Robotics
Creator robot burger
Fad or future?


Oui Oui No No
Public urinals conceived
Paris residents peeved


Take It To The Limit
Eagles Greatest Hits
Most platinum certificates

Poem Details | by Cynthia Jones |
Categories: august, funny, imagery, inspiration, poetry,

Canadians -Senryu-

Love to play hockey drink bottles of ice cold beer Where's the bacon. Eh? Copyright © Cynthia Jones Aug.24/2004

Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: august, humor, nature,

Providence

Impregnable soil
Dried roots they toil
Reaching to quench their thirst
Extinguish the fire
Burning up higher
Late summer sun is perverse
Scorching the painting
Left remaining
The Rembrandt of spring created
Panoramic colors
Melt and flutter
As the canvas is slowly cremated
Naturally Mother
Responds to recover
Mindfully saving the pieces
Wisely stitches together
For coming cold weather
A blanket to warm her cold feet with


   an original poem by the Poemdog Daniel Turner

Poem Details | by Franklin Price |
Categories: august, humor,

The Eighth Month of August

This Eighth Month of August
By Franklin Price
8/1/2017

This eighth month of August is very august
In the middle of Summer the AC's a must
If you have it in your house, it's working I trust
If not, open you're windows, put up with the dust
Now you're upset and maybe have cussed
Call the repair man he'll get there or bust
He'll soon have it working, you'll be sorry you fussed
Cool down with a cold  one or your dry throat will rust

Poem Details | by Jennifer Williams |
Categories: children, how i feel, humor,

August 6, 2015

It's thundering, it's lightning
The old man thinks it's fright'ning!
He crawled under the bed
And bumped his head
And went to sleep instead!

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: august, desire, humorous, life,

THREE WISHES

My first wish is to remain fit and healthy I’ve no desire to be famous or wealthy With good health then you are truly rich I hope my wish does not sound too kitsch! How I wish that my tummy was flat It’s humongous with rolls of pink fat It reminds me of a huge wobbly jelly I’d dearly love to get rid of my belly! My greatest wish is to be a grandma It’s a shame that my son lives so far A grandchild would be a dream come true I could have fun as many grandma's do! Three Wishes Contest Sponsored by Kevin Shaw 10/24/18

Poem Details | by Taylor Graham |
Categories: people, social, wedding, funny, august, funny,

Her Wedding

It’s been a funny summer, June
skipped into August and was gone.
How did we miss that afternoon?
It’s been a funny summer. June
just packed her bags. No honeymoon.
The whole production overdrawn,
it’s been one funny summer. June
skipped into August and is gone.

Poem Details | by James Edward Lee Sr. |
Categories: analogy, candy, child, funny,

AUGUST ANDY

AUGUST ANDY

August Andy
Ate all the candy
That he got in July

All the chocolates, peanuts and taffy
Ate it up all gone, nothing left for October???

8/28/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2018