Humorous and funny Best Friend poems and/or funny poems about Best Friend. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Best Friend funny poems!
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, funny, missing,
- Feelings of Guilt -
Hold back the tears of sorrow
Imprisoned in this torment bounded by guilt
As I write your name on the wall
I miss the days when you were here
02.02.2017
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Written by
Charlie Knowlton
Categories:
animal, best friend, dog, funny, humor, pets, silly,
Top 10 Things My Dogs Have Never Said To Me
Top 10 things my dogs have never said to me. Ever!
Number 10…"Can we get a cat?"
Number 9…"No,…As a matter of fact I`m not happy to see you."
Number 8…"That`s ok, you eat the rest of that rib eye."
Number 7…"Sorry about your friends leg, and of course i`ll pay for the pillow."
Number 6…"Do I need a mint?"
Number 5…"And where have you been?"
Number 4…"Is there a 12 step group for butt sniffing?"
Number 3…"Please!…Do not rub my belly or scratch my ears. "
Number 2…" You threw it…You go get it."
And the number 1 answer is!
"That`s your third beer ya know."
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, cool, giggle, humor,
- of Similarities -
All the slightest detais that make us so far apart, but so alike
21.05-2017
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Written by
Jannie Breedt
Categories:
best friend, funny, grandfather, old,
Old Man Time
Redeployed in an ugly skin
Pleated and spotted and grumpy within
What I call walking ,they call shuffling
I'm bending down to tie my shoe
While Im down here what else can I do?
When driving down my lip protrudes
Only for the dentist will I open mouth
Okay , Ill wave at you but I wont smile
The dog and the toilet are my only true friends
You get up to go and then you go again
Memories are yesterday
Forgetfulness is all over today
Ill tell you what it is
But forgot what I was going to say
Got to buy dogfood
Where are my glasses?
Who am I talking to?
They've all gone away
Written by
Rob Carmack
Categories:
animal, best friend, dog, humorous, love, pets, thanks,
Sonnet Chiweenie Boo
Your dad, a Dachshund once stuck in Chihuahua.
The best of both in you, with that expectant
Confusing carpets for the lawn enigma.
I know….the raining….getting wet….you can’t.
As coldness chills the room, a sheet for you.
The perfect tucking of in, but you moved!
I ponder, just how crazy is my Boo?
The sheet’s thread count too low to be approved?
Your dance in circles, spinning on the floor.
Rewards and treasures known upon the racks.
Induced by meals and that one pantry door.
In such a fury, choking on the snacks.
I know what God’s book says, I’ve searched it whole.
But still, I hope you have a little soul.
11.14.14
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, bird, flying, giggle, humor, humorous, sound,
unfortunate singer
my friend quigley likes to sing
really almost any thing
till once a high note
caused a bird to float
back down to earth less one wing.
Written by
Davina Browne
Categories:
best friend, cute love, funny love, giggle,
Stand By Me
Stand by me in the fields of dreams,
Where the clouds part and the sunset light beams,
Hear the river as it streams,
Down to where it redeems
Stand by me where the flowers blooms,
Where the sun does not loom,
Out of sight is where the fairies zoom,
This is where the animals groom,
Stand by me under the willow tree,
Where we once fell and grazed our knees,
Here is where the grass made us sneeze
Where we lied and cuddled and squeezed
Written by
Laura Breidenthal
Categories:
adventure, best friend, cat, crazy, cute love, friendship, funny,
Staircase Race
March 21, 2015
you shan't win
not this day my furry friend
watch me run
head start - yeah!
close to end he leaps down ledge
watch him fly
staircase race
wins and rubs it in my face
prissy proud prance
Written by
Lindsay Ward
Categories:
best friend, character, friend, friendship, funny, middle school, teenage,
Cheesecake Lover
Who is she?
She is a seventh grader
Plays softball
Wears glasses
She lives and loves cheesecake
Chaddar cheese
Mac n' cheese
Cheesecake
Who is she?
Written by
A.O. Taner
Categories:
addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,
Tree
follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.
Written by
Lizzy Love
Categories:
animal, best friend, caregiving, dark, humor, pets, relationship,
My Pet Monster
My pet monster
best friend I ever had
through all the good times
and even all the bad
we walk the streets together
some people gawk and stare
when you moan "hi" to them
it gives them quite the scare
I don't mind when you drool
and your eyes roll in your head
your still totally cool
and always welcome in my bed
and when your limbs and tail
fall off and need repair
I can stitch them on again
I will always be right there
Written by
James Fraser
Categories:
best friend, blessing, funny, graduation, humor, humorous, men,
What a Subject
Two old codgers were talking about sex
And ones question popped up next
This Viagra have you tried
For me I can't decide
Mm, that's a hard one,what a subject
.
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
best friend, humorous,
- Haiku X 108 - Oh, Hello -
Behind the curtains
A good friend creates balance
Innocent acting
- 29.03.2017
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Written by
Brenda Meier-Hans
Categories:
animal, best friend, cute love, dog, feelings, funny, love,
Strange Love
Why do I love you?
When I look into your face
Your teeth are too big,
That nose is extremely long.
Yet all I want in a dog.
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
09.08.2014
Written by
Sabrina Robillard
Categories:
children, friendship, funny, imagination, friend, best friend, best friend, friend, me,
My Shadow Friend
My best friend is amazing
She always stays in step
And when I’m in a good mood
She’s always full of pep
My best friend follows me around
Everywhere I go
She even follows me to town
So that I’m not alone
The only trips she won’t embark
Are the ones when it gets too late
My shadow doesn’t like the dark
That’s one thing that she hates
So she only comes out in the day
When sunshine does come near
But if the clouds do roll in
My friend will disappear!
Written by
Brenda Mcgrath
Categories:
best friend, humorous, romantic,
The Unbreakable Bond
You reach for me at night and bring me near,
I am the one in life you hold most dear.
You never tire of me each day,
Nothing can keep your hands away!
Loyal to the end, I'll be by your side,
We're in this together on this joyride.
So who am I that formed a bond like you have never known?
I'm your best friend, your confidant...your cell phone!
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
autumn, best friend, body, halloween, humor, humorous,
halloween friend
to the skeleton within
slinking about in my skin
let me thank its feet
a halloween treat
that i do not bump my shin.
Written by
Gwendolen Song
Categories:
best friend, blessing, chocolate, for him, funny,
Chocolate Delivery
It's an eternal arrangement
Every week or two I have promised to send him some chocolate
Nothing fancy-just a thought from me to him
Just to let him know that I am on board with our destiny
We will be forever friends
Chocolate has medicinal properties too you know
It melts your heart and keeps us on the same page
Best friends forever so more chocolate I will send!
It's sorta like storing up brownie points for the future you could say!
By the time I get to heaven I should have sent him one ton of chocolate
And a gym membership!
Gwendolen Rix
11-22-14
Written by
Mary Jane Randall
Categories:
anger, best friend, betrayal, care, funny love, hip hop, spiritual,
Empty Words
Did you hope I wouldn't notice you gave me empty words to drink?
well my tongues tasted more lies
than you would ever dare to think of.
You're not the only one with truth like poison in their veins.
whose ribs are shaped like cage
holding tightly to the pain
I knew even touched that wretched cup
pour a glass of words to cover what you hide
perhaps don't leave your secrets clinging tightly
to the side
but then again empty words.
Written by
Theresa Cw
Categories:
best friend, fun, humor, nonsense,
Old Man Named Woody
Old Man Named Woody
There was an old man named Woody
Always asked himself if could he?
he then walked lots
then smoked two more pots
he couldn't get up and stood-he.
Written: Oct. 30, 2015
Theresa
Written by
Brenda Rose
Categories:
best friend, emotions, friendship, funny love, imagery, satire, word play,
My Friend Michael
I'd like you to meet a friend of mine
Michael is his name
He has not been my loss
He has not been my gain.
He helps keep my sanity
So I'm not yet insane
And when he doesn't talk too much
He doesn't leave me drained.
Honour and integrity
Is part of this man's grain
He only stands for good and right
So this man bears no stain.
He doesn't stand behind the scenes
And point the finger and maim
If he is in the wrong
He stands and takes the blame.
And if you believe this tall tale
You are far from sane
Crazy Michael's on the loose
So I must catch a train!
Brenda Elizabeth Rose
Written by
Klio Tsitsikroni
Categories:
best friend, friendship, funny,
Brian Bare Buttocks
Brian bared his bare buttocks because Barry his buddy bought him a beer and bet him his bare buttocks to bare. The Bobby on beat was not into bribes, He
busted "Brian bare buttocks" and put him behind bars.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
best friend, business, computer, food, friendship, giggle, work,
workaholic
i once had a friend named beal
whose keyboard at work would squeal
his fingers they'd pound
a clickety sound
till it was time for a meal.
Written by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet
Categories:
funny
My Best Friend
I had a dog that loved playing in the stalls
What ever he found the little bugger mauls
Until one day
I taught him a new game to play
Now he is content to just lick me Sidney Halls
Written by
Ann Holmes Williams
Categories:
beauty, best friend, drink, encouraging, friendship, funny, funny love,
Earl Grey
I taste your bergamot nectar.
Orange rhythms entice any suitor.
I drizzle you with honey in the midst of true friends
To calm all tensions in the mist of turmoil.
Hence I shall love you.
You shall love me.
And that is how it shall be.
For all eternity.