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Poem Details | by Roger Wilson |
Categories: animal, betrayal, fate, giggle,

The frog and the cricket

The frog croaked
The cricket chirped
The cricket croaked
The frog burped


Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: betrayal, friend, humorous, rap,

A friend

Who else, if not a friend,
turns up to rap and rend?

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Alozor Michael Ikechukwu |
Categories: africa, betrayal, humor, humorous, murder,

APPLES ON OUR ROCK

There once reigned a great king on our Rock
Who dared the West and defied their bloc
Dark shades, face of a frown
Short brute so wanted down
Down, oriental appples on our Rock.

Poem Details | by Mary Oliver Rotman |
Categories: betrayal, conflict, funny, heartbreak, hurt, lost love, metaphor,

Nuclear-Free Zone

You should know that I've
reinforced the bunker
I built around my heart
until it can withstand a
     direct hit
     ground zero
     head-on collision
from a YOU-bomb.

I've shielded it to withstand
the worst EMP (emotional mutilation potential)
you can generate
and to protect me from
the flash burns of passion, 
Not to mention that I've lined it with lead
to save me from the fallout
of your so-called love.

So-
hit me with your worst.
My bunker--and I-- are ready.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: betrayal, humorous, political, power,

ELECTIONEERING FOR CONTEST

Simply hungry for power Promising YOU can make a difference You provide your manifesto Wear your colours with bravado Smile and kiss babies Shake hands with the voters Soothing sugar coated words But they are shallow veiled lies Promise the earth…. Then nothing will materialise Contest- All that you are Sponsor – Charlotte Puddifoot 1ST August 2015

Poem Details | by CayCay Jennings |
Categories: betrayal, caregiving, funny, giggle, hilarious, humor, perspective,

The Pot I Got

A plant in a pot so fantastic I watered for months like a spastic 'till the day that I found to its pot it was bound - that plant had been molded from plastic!
... CayCay September 3, 2019

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: bereavement, betrayal, drink, giggle, heaven, hyperbole, obituary,

Machiavelli

Machiavelli  s'been stewing 
teardrops in the Soup

Stooping to new lows 
for SYMPATHY 
stirring chickens in the coop

Seems some folks will do anything 
for what they think is fame
Swiss cheese stories for glory
Lordy! Whaddah' shame!

Reminds me of two classic movies...
"Freddie Lives" and the other is 
"The Crying Game"...
but this one's very unbelievable, it ain't scary,
and it's much
MUCH more lame!~


Poem Details | by Olufemi Oloye |
Categories: betrayal, crazy, deep, emotions, friendship, funny love, mystery,

IRONY OF LIFE


IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE WHY SOME OF US RUSH FRUITS LIKE APPLE, RIPE PAWPAW, MANGO, ORANGE AND MANY MORE. 
WHAT I DON'T GET IS WHY FEW OF US STILL CAN'T DETATCH OURSELVES FROM FRUITS LIKE LIME AND LEMON
DESPITE HOW STRICTLY SOUR THEY TASTE. 
SAME APPLIES TO THE CHOICE OF FRIENDS WE KEEP.
EVEN WHEN FEW OF THEM MAKE US CRY IN THE CLOSET
WE STILL CANT LET GO OF THEM. 

MYSTERY OF LIFE. 

(FM CONCEPTUAL)

Poem Details | by Kimberly Shaw |
Categories: betrayal, funny love,

Spring Forward

I can't hear, said the man to his wife
Did you say, that you're holding a knife?!

with her hands hid behind
a smile not truly kind

Lunging forward he sprang for his life!




Submission for poetry contest:  Spring Forward (Limerick)

Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: betrayal, fun, funny, humor, humorous, political, satire,

A Gallon

“Gas: below three bucks a gallon!”
The media’s gleefully howlin’
-	But let’s not forget
-	They’re screwin’ us yet
If it’s over a buck, they’re a felon!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: betrayal, boat, change, computer, confusion, cool, crazy, cute love, emotions, fantasy, funny, funny love, heart, heartbroken, hello, irony, light, loneliness, lonely, lost love, love, love hurts, parody, relationship, river, romantic, sad love, satire, soulmate, voyage, wisdom,

Boat

I had my heart put on auto-pilot,
set to navigate towards you; 

the low-battery signal just came on,
I don't know what to do. 


Poem Details | by Joseph Coogan |
Categories: betrayal, food, humorous, irony, money,

An Ode to Clam Chowder

Oh, clam chowder, how I would love
You to be like the thing you claim you taste of.
You're seafood, soup, potatoes, all warm
And bubbling in a splendrous, thick liquid form.
Your amount of potatoes, though is extensive,
Because I guess that clam is just too expensive
To be present in amounts that meet my desires.
But I suppose you'd be too costly for buyers.
But aside from that, clam chowder, you're alright.
I'll probably still have some tonight.

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: betrayal, humor,

Absent

                                                         



                                                   Thinking
                                             that I'm "absent";
                                         many attempts were made
                                     to open those trunks when absent.
                                                    Deceiving!

Poem Details | by Cona Adams |
Categories: betrayal, food, humorous, insect,

Always A Widow

Here squats a Black Widow spider,
who sups a swig of sweet cider.
     He spies her there,
     scoots close to share
and sips the hot brew beside 'er.

She darts with aim to devour,
her size gives her lethal power.
     She fakes a hug,
     then snags him snug;
true bliss defines his last hour.

For some who deceive are gifted
to mask when power is shifted.
     The prey's surprise—
      he's soon incised—
his parts all broken and sifted.



Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,

THEO-OLIGARCHIC HAPPENINGS IN SLOVENIA


URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Poem Details | by Peter Dome |
Categories: angst, betrayal, funny,

Up to up

Fed up
Fixed up
Dressed up
turned up
Stood up
Gave up
canned up
Fed up.





Peter Dome.copyright. 2014.

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anger, betrayal, humorous, lust,

WARNING - DON'T 'RODGER' THE LODGER

Billy's found with the Swedish au pair His wife caught them in bed – both were bare Billy couldn’t dodge her - She cut off of his todger ... He’s having urgent medical care! 05~29~16

Poem Details | by Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories: betrayal, culture, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, people,

A Certain Actress

(Limerick)


A certain actress lost it all to a man
Who she thought was a great handyman
To have him around 
But was so astound 
When he left her and moved to Japan!


Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014


09.16.2014

Poem Details | by CHRISDAD KOJO ARTHUR |
Categories: betrayal, hilarious, humanity, hyperbole, relationship, repetition, trust,

HUMBLE REQUEST

 HUMBLE REQUEST
Life,if you could be nice to me for a second,
Trust me, I will make you proud
I will grow to become a legend
For even without words, my presence will be so loud


Trust me, I will make you proud
You and I will be respected by all and sundry
For even without words, my presence will be so loud
You, success and I will become one family

You and I will be respected by all and sundry
I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
You, success and I will become one family
Love, joy and happiness  will we share

I shall defend you when men brand you unfair
under one roof we lay
Love, joy and happiness  will we share
So life, please be nice and pave the way.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: allegory, beauty, betrayal, culture, funny, jealousy, women,

The Ginger Monster

Oh! but the jealous thing
She has eyes flaming green
How to quench what hell spurns
Where envy and mischief does burn
Revenge on her lips she's an Irish queen

Poem Details | by chriss todd |
Categories: beauty, betrayal, death of a friend, devotion, forgiveness, future, god, goodbye, horror, humorous, image, inspiration,

Frankly

i have crafted and shafted and then re positioned
divulged and indulged to precise disposition 
yet frankly my points are most blunt at the end and my walls tend to fall at the slightest of bends
be it not such a bridge but a try at amends, with a friend who is quite hard of hearing
come step in my cauldron both women and children, these are the crimes i admit to both willinging and wildered
For i am the poet of pilgrims ,
what was left has been pillaged and raped, and only i who had managed escape
have been left to rebuild from the timbers

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: adventure, analogy, betrayal, creation, humor, longing, wisdom,

Cooking Up Stories

Why would I care enough
to open your story?
Why don't I care enough
to fill you in to mine?

I love your wild willingness,
can't say the same for our willfulness
to exchange our belonging
for side-by-side longing.
for being karma's relentless becoming
when we could more peacefully
become simple co-incarnate being.

Prime being together
feeds my soul to yours,
organic compost
sublime breakfast
wild beings
with stir-flying nice.

Freedom from recipe's half-baked inwardness
evolves freedom toward half-fried out hypothesis.

Natural nutrients grow strong values
folding our stories with care.

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: animal, betrayal, character, funny love, humorous, jealousy, word play,

The Aardvark and the Pangolin

The Aardvark and the Pangolin,
Romantically, had been entwined.
But infidelity, was in the air,
Aardvark, had a new suiter in mind.

Pangolin, did challenge his rival,
The Anteater with beautiful snout.
Don’t fear for me, on your betrayal,
Sweet Armadillo, is taking me out.

Poem Details | by Judy Ball |
Categories: betrayal, character, funny,

HEY DADDY

Hey Daddy!
I got a gap toothed grin and that's a sin.
Hey Daddy!
I really need some dentistry.

Ohh Daddy!
I got a double chin and jowls like Gentle Ben.
Hey Daddy!
I need plastic surgery.

Hey Daddy!
I need a fanny lift, nose bob and a boob job.
Ohh Daddy!
I sure could use some surgery.

Oh Daddy!
I've had my tummy tucked and been lipo-sucked.
Oooo Daddy!
Now I look just like Barbie.

Hey Daddy!
I want a diamond ring and things with lots of bling.
Oh Daddy!
You gotta buy it all for me.

Ohh Daddy!
He's got a brand new car, a yacht and caviar.
Bye Daddy!
You sure have been a friend to me.

Poem Details | by Zara Bosman |
Categories: angst, art, betrayal, humor, love hurts,

The Two Fridas

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