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Poem Details | by
Brenda Meier-Hans |
Categories:
happy, humorous, love, silly,
Brenda Gail
I am Compassionate, love and breathe poetry, humorous and a peace maker.
Sister of Patti Lynne, Paul, David and Beth.
I love children (more), I love to sing in a choir and have a song for just about everything. I love to make others happy.
I feel loved, appreciated and very blessed.
I fear not being healthy enough to make it to my son’s wedding, getting sick this winter and losing my mom.
I’d love to be able to travel again, walk around a mall, and would love to be in a poetry slam.
Living in the GTA Greater Toronto Area, Ontario.
Meier-Hans
Written by Brenda Meier-Hans
10.13.2014
Regina Riddles Contest: Bio Poems
1st
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
humorous,
(Jan… or in some poems Stan)
compassionate, loyal, humourous... always uses an extra 'u'
Daughter, mother
Lover of men with greying hair, plain chocolate, orchids
Who feels men shouldn’t dye their greying hair, sweet shops here should be open 24/7
Who fears losing my faculties, my mother's demise, living on my own
Who would like to see Pompeii, Easter Island and meet you guys for real
Resident of the Isle of Man
Allison
Jan Allison
12th October 2014
Contest: Bio Poems
Sponsor: Regina Riddle
~awarded 1st place~
Poem Details | by
Tom Bell |
Categories:
father, funny, imagination, father, father,
As related by my father;
Once, long ago,
he rear ended a cop car
Not a happy thing you know...
The cop had stopped short
But he wasn't the sort
To admit what he ought
He could find little reason
for legal action,
So he sought another sanction
He had my father tested
by a mental doc
Who asked stupid questions
You know that crock...
His defining question,
"What would you do if
you saw a flying saucer?"
Unflinching, my father replied,
"I'd shoot it down with my
battleship!"
The doc scoffed,
"And where'd you get
your battleship?"
Quick as a whip, he replied,
"The same place you got your
flying saucer!"
Poem Details | by
Dan Keir |
Categories:
adventure, angst, confusion, dark, dedication, depression, devotion, education, faith, farewell, funny, humorous, imagination, introspection, lonely, loss, lost, memory, pain, parody, passion, people, places, retirement, sad, science fiction, sorrow, sorry, space, star, teacher, time, travel, tribute, visionary,
Green bark a prism creates,
Feel the pull of earth, you must.
Rotates, a slime of endless hates,
Can hold me not, this world’s crust.
Friendship’s ties, isolation Deflates,
Succumbs, my spaceship, to bitter rust.
Mist, my soul forever permeates,
Lift-off, booms the rocket’s thrust.
My spirit when light returns, elates,
Swamps swell, swallowed hope’s swirling dust.
Trapped, I am, until student from fate
Arrives to learn; Cloud City or bust.
Poem Details | by
Linda-Marie Sweetheart |
Categories:
fear, funny,
"Joe Willie Namath"
Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.
Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and hissed.
*For P.D.'S Clerihew Contest.
Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
childhood, funny, nostalgia, chocolate, , sweet love,
Nose pressed flat upto the glass,
Pockets tinkling full of brass;
Oblong jars,row on row
Candy -filled,to over flow.
Mintoes,chews and Pontefract cakes,
Limes and milk chocolate flakes;
Jelly beans and sweet love-hearts,
A few of each ,just to start.
Toffee whirls and butterscotch,
Long liquorice laces,all top-notch;
Aniseed balls,French bonbons,
Available now without coupons.
Sugared almonds and white mice,
Vanilla fudge,a penny a slice!
Just for starters a chocolate ice,
As it's going at half-price.
Barley sugar and a sherbert straw,
The shop bell tinkles as I close the door;
Is that th time! I'll have to skate,
Back into school,I can't be late.
Poem Details | by
Donald Meikle |
Categories:
funny, life,
A good wife
Would put the seat
Back up
Move over Rover
I did it again
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Alexander |
Categories:
beach, funny, humorous,
I can tell the difference between
horse **** and cow ****,
I can tell the difference between
sheep **** and dog ****,
turn out I'm an expert
on all kinds of ****.
Elizabeth alexander 25/1/2016.
Poem Details | by
Jimmi Canada |
Categories:
anniversary, art, funny, future, november, riddle, space, voyage, wife, wisdom, work, writing,
Orange reef,
a riddler on relief;
an ancient beat-
a walking priest,
a breed!
An ancient thief-
floating on now,
foraging in the great wild,
...it was like a drum,
oh it was so fun,
yadda da da da.
Poem Details | by
Verlecia Fields |
Categories:
community, dance, freedom, humorous, music, rap, song, sound, summer, urban,
lets shout it out
lets move it to the streets
bang that car spanked-out speakers
to the rumble of the mass beat
now bass line that big crying baby
till it sounds
low and sweet (voice deep)
shake off all there inhibition
and bring them to the dance floor
now let the bass sound
take you
where you want to be
let the bass line hit you
so you can stomp your feet
(instrumental strong bass)
can you feel that rumble
and you feel the beat
bass line it up
so you don't
step on her feet
Poem Details | by
Gary Fields |
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, introspection, nostalgia,
ISH-CA-DUTA mean's that I just don't know...
*******People Spell to Literally******
*
i dnt hve aaa spl=cke
I din't kno wht tu du a
So iF u can read ths msg
Thn u neeed an spel-Ck-Tu-a
GF
******I NEED A SPELL-CHECK RECOVERY BOTTON888_______
Poem Details | by
Verlecia Fields |
Categories:
black african american, celebration, christmas, holiday, humor,
Happy Holidays and Happy New Year
May your Christmas pie
miss, your eye
and your mouth
receive great cheer!
Happy New Year
aka: lyricvixen
Poem Details | by
Ale A A |
Categories:
people, miss you, sound, miss you, sound, i love you, giggle,
Smile
I miss you baby
The sound of your voice
The way you say my name
The I love you and you are beautiful
The way you sometimes make fun of my accent
I want to hear your laugher which makes me giggle
The random declarations of past discretions
The fact that you think I am funny
The glimpse of your brilliance
The sound of your voice
I miss you my love
Tough
Poem Details | by
Jan Oskar Hansen |
Categories:
humor,
Morning conversation
I get up first in the morning
Coming back to bed my wife ask
Did you?
“No, I need coffee first”
My wife gets up coming back
I ask “Did you?”
“No”
We are talking about evacuations
A perk when it is regular,
And you’re a pensioner.
Poem Details | by
Jacqueline R. Mendoza |
Categories:
christian, feelings, happiness, happy, how i feel, humor, life, mother, nature, self, spiritual, world,
Jacqueline R.
Simple but Elegant
Daughter of my mother
Lover of Nature, colors Green and White
Who feels sad that the world is overpowered with darkness
Depressed that people are fighting
Happy that I'm different
Who would like to see all people in one faith, loving each other and have patience over all things
Reside in Daly City, California
Mendoza
Poem Details | by
Verlecia Fields |
Categories:
appreciation, community, education, friend, humor, internet, motivation,
Thank you for the comment
thanks for your interpretation
it was nice of you
to stop-on by
its been great
and if you liked it
there was no mistake
but if you didn't
Well! Just give me
your best particular opinion
I am a big girl and believe
you can't get to a higher level
without a little assimilation
and if you want me to
give you a Reply
just let me know
and I will give it
my best amateurs' try
now, you may ask why
should i have to ask
because I am a little
bit comment shy
Poem Details | by
Verlecia Fields |
Categories:
black african american, body, family, food, hilarious, imagination, international,
The best of beans
makes you tute (tutorial) gas
and fumy gas makes you learn
that what tastes great going in
has a smelliest price coming out
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Alexander |
Categories:
for her, funny,
So there I am , in the kitchen
trying to make some toast,
stood ages and ages
I knew the cooker was on,
I could feel the heat
why the hells my bread not toasting ?
ahhh-no, you donkey !
I've turned the oven on ,
instead of the grill
having one of those days
oh-dear.
Elizabeth alexander 24/1/2016
Poem Details | by
Troy Gamble |
Categories:
lifefunny, funny, high school, drug,
I wonder what life is for
I hear the Foo Fighters live
I see flying cars in the future
I want to be a director
I am a funny guy who follows the rules
I pretend I am Taylor Lautner
I feel very happy with my life
I touch my driver’s license when I’m 16
I worry that I will die of early age
I cry when people screw up their lives with drugs
I am a funny guy who follows the rules
I understand the meaning of life
I say that you should believe in heaven
I dream that I will marry the love of my life
I try to do my best at school
I hope that I will make it through high school steadily
I am a funny guy who follows the rules
Poem Details | by
Nick Dylan |
Categories:
humorous, me,
With you at the beginning I was not easy,
With you now I feel good,
Now do not be sad, I know,
The computer is the same with me,
He will help me pass the time
He can show plots
Reminds me of my childhood,
But remember guys,
Do not stay too long often.
Poem Details | by
Gary Fields |
Categories:
adventure, allegory, funny, health, house, house,
-------=(:-)'s...------OUCH!
You are locked down in the house and the Police
Has got the house surrounded. You need a cigarett...
This is an no smoking area...you need a cigarette...
Option: What would you do?
1. See if you can have a last smoke?
2. See if you can maybe..bum a smoke off
one of the cops'....
3. Go outside and see if you can find that
cigarett butt. The one that you left before...
You had to dropped...running from the Police..
4. Call the whole thing off....
5. Quit smoking all together!
GF
********Thoughts' on the subject*******
You should always' think TWICE and Act once....!
Poem Details | by
Elizabeth Alexander |
Categories:
humor, mother,
Hi mum
EH?
how are you ?
WHAT?
are you ok?
EH?
whatsamatter can't you hear me ?
why you shouting ?
EH?
no need to shout
WHAT?
YOU GONE DEAF?
no, I can just hear you
EH?
CAN YOU HEAR ME?
SEE ! you ARE shouting
wait a miniute and I will turn the TV down.
Elizabeth alexander 13/1/2016
Poem Details | by
James Ph. Kotsybar |
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
Reckoned I’d write a bit o’ rhymin’ in the cowboy vein;
it slipped outta my lasso and I couldn’t take the rein.
So then I tries my hand at rap
But, white as sand, pheel like a sap
An’, like debates Republicanned, it was all a bunch a cr*p.
Freely versed New Yorkers’
obfuscated, seasonal frame;
still the acorn froze despite the early thaw
that sighed through the Alphabet Jungle.
Minimalism
sucked.
Haiku too proved too
easily misunderstood,
or pretty petty.
Couldn’t
Conquer
Complete
Concrete.
Acrostic
Couldn’t
Really
Offer
Something
That
I
Cherished.
Poem Details | by
Jon Terry |
Categories:
funny, friend,
You say can we go shopping
For what is my reply
some new jeans that my friend just bought
They make her look so fly
I say lets go, do you know the store
And please don't make me choose
Before we go I'm telling you we're not shopping for shoes
I take a slow, long deep breath
As we walk in the store
Dam your friend has rich tastes
My wallet's felt this pain before
You squeeze into the fly jeans
As you turn around and say
Does my bum look big in these babe
Now I should run away
Does my bum look big in these babe
Once again I hear you ask
No it don't my darling
It's the fat around your a--
Poem Details | by
Verlecia Fields |
Categories:
birthday, cheer up, child, friendship, heartbreak, humor, internet,
Happy Happy belated Birthday
Hope Its not to late to say
I'm sorry, i really wanted
to be there
sorry I missed your birthday
sorry I missed your winning smile
sorry I didn't get to share
in that very important
Happiest of days
so I hope you
had a gigantically huge
piece of Happy birthday cake
and the frosty-est of ice cream
and I hope you can forgive me
and saved a piece for me
(smiles)