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Poem Details | by
Line Gauthier |
Categories:
books, humor, word play, youth,
between pages
of biology book
prankster presses worm
AP: 3rd place 2020
Submitted on March 9, 2019 for contest THE BOOK WORM sponsored by KAI MICHAEL NEUMANN - RANKED 1ST
Poem Details | by
Just That Archaic Poet |
Categories:
books, humorous, insect,
A spider traipsed onto my knee
While I was reading in the bath
Though most might jump and scream and flee,
I just gave a little laugh
A baby Daddy Long-Legs!
(Though really, 'twas just a son)
I shooed him back onto his web,
And continued reading on...
*title is a spin on "Strange Bedfellows" ;)
*Lessons in life are funny contest entry
~JustThatArchaicPoet
Poem Details | by
Pat Adams |
Categories:
books, education, humorous, word play,
There once was a man, a scholar became
He had a great many books to his name
They fell on his head
And then he was dead
They said, "He only had his shelf to blame"
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
books, character, humor, identity, word play,
Yesterday I swear I saw Charles Dickens
His quaint style today would take a lickin' --
So he's changed up the Dodger
Now he's the 'Artful Todger' --
He whips it out ~ the plot really thickens
Poem Details | by
Bartholomew Williams |
Categories:
books, education, funny, humorous, life, relationship, school,
A lazy student known as Burt,
To parents and teachers was curt.
With little knowledge,
Flunked out of college;
Played stock market and lost his shirt!
12/22/18
Poem Details | by
Julie Grenness |
Categories:
allusion, angst, books, confusion, education, giggle,
ALGEBRA
Satan's hallucinations made him giggle,
Numbers and letters made to wiggle,
Satan arose one morning,
A day on Earth a'dawning,
Satan spake from far above,
Fist in his iron glove...
" I mix numbers and letters,
To make mathematics better,
Evermore there shalt be...
ALGEBRA!!!!!!"
Yes, numbers and letters made to wiggle,
Satan's hallucinations made him giggle.
Poem Details | by
Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories:
books, humor, political,
Anna Karenina, by Leo Tolstoy,
approximately 800 redundant pages
of Kafkaesque scoffing
at relentless banalities of economic and political elitists.
Rather like transcribing often inebriated conversations
within the all-night celebration scenes
of a Republican National Party Convention,
Or, sadly, a Democratic National Party Convention
only maybe about 400 condensed
impacted pages
with the remainder quite liberally
and anti-climatically inscrutable
as planned obsolescence
and well-organized chaos.
Poem Details | by
Brittney Lopez |
Categories:
absence, age, angel, april, baptism, beautiful, beauty, bible, birth, blue, boat, body, books, boyfriend, bridal shower, flower, for her, forgiveness, freedom, funny, games, garden, girlfriend, goodbye, graduation, poetry, voice, wisdom, women, words, writing, youth,
You send bolts through my skin
something I was never to
accomplish with you, when I
saw you it's like my heart sank
to my stomach and I was in
shock my body still my body
heavy felt like when I moved I
was about to fall to my knees
you make me want to get
inside my brain pick you up and
take you out pick you one by
one like a flower because I do
love you and love you not.
Poem Details | by
Raven Howell |
Categories:
books, kids, funny, humorous, silly, word play, words,
A noun
It stands on solid ground
And may not want to fool around
With a verb who’d need to prove
That it could rouse it, make it move.
An adjective might think it best
To decorate it, get it dressed.
And prepositions, have you heard?
Connect them to another word.
Yet out of all the nouns I’ve known
Some prefer
To stand alone.
The End.
Poem Details | by
Timothy Hicks |
Categories:
bereavement, books, funny, , literature,
Charles Dickens
was said to be the pickings
of literature in the nineteenth century,
but I couldn't make it pass page three!
Poem Details | by
Rudolph Rinaldi |
Categories:
books, friendship, funny, life, travel,
I BOUGHT A USED
TRAVEL BOOK
2006 DK’S EYEWITNESS
TRAVEL
TO IRELAND
AT A LIBRARY BOOK
SALE
IN WESTCHESTER NY
INSIDE THE COVER WAS
HAND WRITTEN
ON THE FIRST PAGE
AT THE TOP
IN BLOCK LETTERS
“ I WENT TO PAUL AND
LISA’S WEDDING
AND ALL I GOT
WAS THIS CRAPPY BOOK
ON IRELAND”
I AM TRAVELING TO
IRELAND
THIS FALL
USING THIS BOOK
MAYBE I’LL RUN INTO
LISA AND PAUL
Poem Details | by
Ananya Acharya |
Categories:
books, class, conflict, hate, humor, math, science,
Omg! What to write
Science, math wanna fight
You are world to many
But in you I am fazy
Science was favorite
"Was" not "is"
I don't know why
Science, math wanna fight
Welcome math
Trap of formulas
Can't remember even one
Omg! I wrote so much
Sorry my dear subjects
We cannot live together
The day will come
When I'll be in 11
We'll leave each other
I'll remember 2018
Our break-up year.
Poem Details | by
Ivo Cos |
Categories:
books, humor, imagination, ireland, men, poetry, silly,
Livid I was when that nincompoop
stained that page of my book
with tomato sauce, while eating
oh! How horrible! How horrible!
It was just a little dot but still;
definitely not easy to tolerate,
since I am a bibliophile,
enamoured with poetry and essays,
being my idols William Topaz McGonagall
and the Irish-speaker Robert Wilson Lynd!
Oh! It was just a little stain which
blurred no text, made nothing illegible,
but still! My anger ceases not
and I call that man a true clown!
Poem Details | by
Sneha Rv |
Categories:
books, humor, humorous,
For Potterheads!! (Great Harry Potter Fans)
Fans~
What would
you
do if
the Harry
Potter
books
ended
just like this? -
'As the sun rose,
Harry woke,
thinking
of
his dream -
one of owls,
lockets,
cloaks,
wands and
scars...'
Written in the Waltz Wave form!
Syllable count checked (Not for any contest)
Poem Details | by
Komal Walimbe |
Categories:
addiction, books, education, funny, humor, humorous,
Today I was reading one of the best books,
And was deep in the fantasy world until shook.
Then I glanced at the time,
Surprised to see it was already nine.
I can definitely say I am addicted to reading a book.
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny
I want to write children’s books under an alias name
So if you can help you’ll get some financial gain
It’s got to be weird and funny
And make lots of money
But if it won’t I know it’s you I can blame
Poem Details | by
David Fisher |
Categories:
books, drink, humorous,
As I went to get published,
Stopped for ale and grub.
At a place called the Longfish;
Which is a great pub.
Well that first book it got scrubbed;
Thrown in the rubbish.
So now when I seek a pub,
It must end in lish.
For 7/5 Trochee Contest
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
art, books, character, funny, humorous,
(Limerick)
There was a man called Dorian Gray
Who tried hard not to get old and gray
So a swap he just did
Portrait wrinkles did rid
Till his rotten flesh ate it away.
Dorian Petersen Potter
aka ladydp2000
copyright@2011
September,10, 2014
Poem Details | by
Dorian Petersen Potter |
Categories:
art, books, caregiving, dedication, funny, humorous, introspection,
(Witty Epitaph)
Herein lies a man named Dorian Gray
He was very young and gay
Till many moons one day
His own painting did him away.
Dorian Petersen Potter
Aka ladydp2000
Copyright@2014
September,25,2014
Poem Details | by
Jim Tidd |
Categories:
books, humor,
My books sit on the shelf right there,
not a Nook or electronic gear.
I’d rather have the feel and smell
of printed pages I love so well.
A book's battery will never die,
refuse to load on the fifth try.
Can hand it off to a good friend,
maybe to family might send,
pass along to sis or brother
or to stranger to discover.
Can write my notes or get it signed,
for that’s what it was so designed.
Or keep it till it’s the end of me,
without paying another fee.
Poem Details | by
John Watt |
Categories:
books, humor, life,
There is a new best seller book you really ought to try:
“10 Steps to Living Endlessly” by Ida Wanda Dye.
Poem Details | by
Chicano Eddie |
Categories:
adventure, books, daughter, family, father, funny, woman,
"NO GREEN EGGS AND HAMBURGER"
it's always been rumored
that Dr. Seuss had an
illegitimate child.
to the masses, it was a
treasure hunt.
there was no
success.
it's been said that
when found, she'd continue
his work and provide the
people with the next great
American novel.
yesterday,
I went into McDonald's.
I got to the cashier and
she took my order.
after
giving me the total, she asked,
"would you like it here or there?"
America can thank me now,
I've wrapped that sucker up
and it's ready to be shipped.
By: Chicano Eddie
9-28-2016
Poem Details | by
Kevin Shaw |
Categories:
books, funny, silly,
Hippy was a potty moose
Read three books by Dr Seuss
One about a Cat
One about a Hat
One about Horton on the loose
Poem Details | by
Tahera Mannan |
Categories:
funny
Books were interesting
Books were short
Books were fun to read along
But now words have become hard to read
So confusing like beads and seeds
No monitor light
To make them stand out bright
No friends to say hello
While reading a page from Longfellow
If got stuck on a word unknown
No automatic dictionary to let it be known
No multiple windows to pass thru
When mind wavers and need other brew
Books once lead me to other lands
Now with internet I have many hands
I am bored with books, I really am
For they aren’t ships that sail the seas
Only dust collectors made of trees
By-Tahera Mannan
For Linda's 'i am Bored-----------' contest
Poem Details | by
Rash Pawar |
Categories:
beautiful, blessing, blue, books, character, courage, emotions, funny, good morning, goodbye, heart, hurt, loneliness,
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