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Poem Details | by Maureen McGreavy |
Categories: butterfly, funny love,

Blushing Butterflies

Butterflies have the quietest wings
Defying the weight of their flutterings
Your red face has shown
What you did not want known
Your fight to keep them from escaping




10.02.2019

Writing Challenge, October - Butterfly -
Sponsor, Dear heart - Wiishkobi Ode


Poem Details | by Susan Jeavons |
Categories: 2nd grade, butterfly, change, humorous, imagery, insect,

Why Caterpillars Do Not Wear Shoes

I watched a little caterpillar
walking up a tree
and wondered how 
that worm would look
if he were dressed like me.
I think his mother would complain
if she had shoes to buy,
cause by the time she tied them all
he’d be a butterfly!

Poem Details | by Smail Poems |
Categories: age, angel, baseball, beauty, butterfly, caregiving, celebration, character, child, father daughter, feelings, film, fishing, flower, football, children, for her, friend, fun, funny, gender, girl, girlfriend, giving, graduation, grandfather, grandmother, grandparents, growing up, growth, hair, happiness, happy, health, heart, hero,

Princesses

Pretty princesses
Dancing all around
Frolicking through fields
Very beautiful
Just like you!

Poem Details | by Sam Ruby |
Categories: angst, art, beautiful, beauty, boyfriend, butterfly, caregiving, childhood, computer-internet, confusion, courage, cowboy-western, dance, dark, daughter, dedication, depression, devotion, dream, funny, girl, girlfriend, goodbye, growing up, happiness, humorous, inspirational, lost, lost love, nostalgia, peace, romance, romantic, sad, song, teen, time, uplifting, women, me, love, me,

Pricked

Your  love pricks me like a rose each thorn grows but no one knows Your so full of 
it as it shows so carry on now go on, go. I'm fed up with the phony and  i'm 
through with the tears, you couldn't pay me all your money to make up for those 
years. Someone help me I feel faint how could I think he was such a saint and 
worst of all I let me fall into a spiral down below. A magic called love carried 
by the dove of someone I use to know.


Poem Details | by Don Ford |
Categories: butterfly, child, childhood, children, kids, funny, humorous,

What Makes For a Funny Kid

Kid's Poetry Contest

What Makes for a Funny Kid

It’s not just the smile that I enjoy
As he plays with his favorite toy
I watch him try to spin a top
Ice cream to the floor goes plop

He piles so much into his day
So much to do, hooray, hooray
He’s funny when he plays outside
Chases butterflies on the glide

The funniest thing for me to see
He tries to climb up in a tree
Rolling down a hill is fun
No rain today thanks to the sun

At the end of each and every day
Outside is where he wants to stay
Mom calls him in with a ringing bell
Read him a story he’ll sleep quite well




Poem Details | by Paula Goldsmith |
Categories: america, baby, beautiful, blue, butterfly, funny, humorous,

ABC

Apple Appetite
ample appealing 
Adam an American
artificial air
 
 
Butter best baby
beautiful blue butterflies
buying buckwheat bread
 
 
Crackers cherry crust
cinnamon cheese cereal
crispy crunchy crumbs
 
 
Date Written: 7/20/2020
 

Poem Details | by Sam Ruby |
Categories: adventure, angel, angst, art, beautiful, black african american, business, butterfly, caregiving, christian, confusion, courage, dedication, devotion, dream, faith, family, fear, freedom, funny, grief, growing up, happiness, happy, history, hope, inspirational, life, lonely, love, philosophy, spiritual, visionary, world, love, money,

I

If its money I got its money ill keep. If its money I have its money ill weep. If its love that I give its love ill receive. For I am but no one who just see's beneath. Some say your only as strong as you feel, but how could we change..in a place that's so unreal. People are hearing but..not really hearing. Why is the world so blind. I keep on screaming and screaming and screaming for things to be revolutionized. I am just a small song in a world full of cries, laughter, tears and french-fries.

Poem Details | by Tracy Martin |
Categories: animal, butterfly, flower, kids, funny, humorous, nature,

GARDEN OF WOES

Twinkling little elephant toes
 Prancing through the Garden Of Woes,
 Sniffing daisies
 With his long dainty nose.

 "Good morning to you", 
 says a cute butterfly.
 With cheeks glowing pink
 The mammoth creature whispers, "Hi".

 Turning from pink
 To bright crimson red,
 He bats his lashes
 And hides his head.

 As the butterfly turns
 And flutters away,
 The prancing little elephant
 Continues to play.

 I realize then
 That it's time for bed.
 Cuz, the dancing pink elephant
 Is all in my head!

Poem Details | by Jack Ellison |
Categories: humorous,

This Gorgeous Butterfly



There once was a fellow named Bert Who had always been considered a jerk Till one day he passed by With this gorgeous butterfly Couldn't miss Bert's dirty big smirk © Jack Ellison 2015

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: butterfly, humorous, insect, summer, sunshine, weather,

I YEARN FOR LONG SUMMER DAYS

Anacreontic Verse Busy buzzing bees and beautiful butterflies sip nectar from pretty flowers in my garden. Colourful pansies, scented sweet peas, pink begonias and red carnations brighten the borders. I sit in the sun enjoying the warmth and beauty that surrounds me. Summertime - I just adore this season of the year albeit only for the few warm sunny rain free days that we get on my tiny isle in the UK! Anacreontic Verse 4 Contest Sponsored by Edward Ebbs 07~22~16

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: butterfly, humorous,

Buddleia - The Butterfly Bush

Don’t plant cabbages near your buddleia bush
Not unless you want cabbages turned into mush
The butterflies love buddleia but they love cabbages too
And the baby caterpillars won’t want to share them with you
So take my advice and plant cabbages well away
Then you will have some leaves for your dinner today

Jan Allison
28th June 2014

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: animal, art, butterfly, friendship, humor, inspiration,

Wings

Wings A bear and a wolf met in a tree they both confessed reincarnation is a possibility

Poem Details | by Ayesha Karim |
Categories: butterfly, city, desire, fantasy, farewell, for him, funny,

The Stranger

The Stranger


I sit beside a handsome guy.
I imagine his breath on my neck.
He is tall.
His brown eyes are nice and,
O he has such gorgeous brown skin,
dark hair and a deep tan.
I want to kiss him on the lips.
I gesture towards him.
He moves a few inches and gets up.
Then leaves….
I realize I don’t know his name.

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: caregiving, cute love, emotions, fantasy, first love, funny love,

A Butterfly For My Lady

I stay far away from my lady,
Is there anything that can make my day?

Suddenly something came into my mind,
Might be the best way I can use it's wind;

Actually I am desperate to meet her,
But how come? It's not easier,

I have to find out a way,
Might be a butterfly can't do betray.

Finally, I have sent a butterfly as my agent,
I request him, Don't be arrogant,

Stay calm and quiet there,
Keep watching my lady, don't show aspire.

Now it's become her permanent room member 
From a distance it's kept watching her.

Wish it will not be disappeared,
If it's so then I will be disappointed.

Poem Details | by George Aul |
Categories: butterfly, humor,

Slow Hand

A kaleidoscope of butterflies
passed right before my dilated eyes,
so while the colors blurred by
grabbing at them I did try...
fast little buggers to my surprise!



Poem Details | by DANIEL MARTINEZ |
Categories: butterfly, flower, funny,

Flowers And butterflies

Spring is here so you know what that means, flowers and butterfly's and trees turning green, but it's not all good it's allergies season, snakes come out and bees start stinging, tornadoes run amok in tornado alley, it gets hotter then a white man at a Trump support rally, your skin starts to burn from being in the sun, the rain is cool and all but down here we rarely get some, but back to flowers those beautiful things, they come in different colors and are abundant in spring, now imagine a kid catching a butterfly on his finger, then smashing it cause kids these days are a little bit meaner.

~DM2~

Poem Details | by William Robinson |
Categories: animals, children, funny, nature, light, butterfly, light,

BUTTERFLY

Oh my!
How high
Can a butterfly fly?
It can fly
Very high
In the sky.

And, who knows?
I suppose,
If a butterfly chose, 
It could light on a daisy-- 
It could light on a rose.
And, if you stand very still,
It could even light
On the freckles of your nose.        

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: butterfly, change, grief, humorous,

B U T T E R F L I E S

 B U T T E R   F L I E S!
  -Dharga Nagar Safa

Butter flies up and up,

Like Butterflies,

The cost of Butter flies up and up,

Like Butterflies,

Beyond reach!



















































Poem Details | by julie kuhns |
Categories: animals, funny, nature,

Butterfly

Looks are deceiving
as you sit on my petals
you are bugging me

Poem Details | by Gayle Rodd |
Categories: butterfly, funny,

Butterfly Under Glass

How did I arrive
In this glass menagerie?
Why look at all those peoples' eyes
Just staring in at me
Not one of them to say
"let's just unscrew the lid"
and let me out to fly- 
oh wait! That one just  d         i         d

Poem Details | by christopher Lipp |
Categories: abuse, america, beach, butterfly, confidence, death of a friend, humor,

Im just high

Heavy hearted holes open doors, then close em shut 
While everyones waiting on a helping hand or a bastards crutch 
Silly I feel useless watching clouds in broken shapes 
Damn it if we land it   completely captivated by birthday cake
I'll sail away
 under baby blue skies  and mankind's  caution tape 
Here maybe now or  after all is well
The head is fearing 
Insists that freedoms
 breathin is a white lie

On and on til the rooster sighs
Does anybody try 
Or am I just high 



Poem Details | by Luann Pfost |
Categories: butterfly, humor, , fate,

flitterbye's fate

Softly floating flitterbye
you care not where you go
such proud beauty is butterfly
drifting where breezes blow
showing off the butterfly flutters by
her wings bright flags of black and gold
truly is she the monarch of the sky
but i don't envy her if the truth is told
surely swiftly the webbing spins
meticulously built just so
a fine net made to trap beauty in
as any hungry spider will show

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: 6th grade, 7th grade, 8th grade, animal, butterfly, farm, humorous,

In My Next Life

In my next life, I will be a honey bee.
A small, fuzzy, brown, with prickles on my knee.
I will feel utterly, wholly super-differ-ous, 
Because I will now be completely mellifluous.
I will be selective in choosing flowers,
No hasty decisions, it’ll take me hours.
Will scare people with my annoying buzzing.
Sneaking up beside their ear, whisper cussing.
Yes, roses and lilacs are my favorite now.
But my brain is small, in my life as a cow.


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: butterfly, cute, dog, fun, giggle, happy, humor,

Bow Wowzer

There once was a dog who'd cry
Whenever fed apple pie.
So we added honey
Til he became runny,
Then morphed into a housefly.

Poem Details | by Caren Krutsinger |
Categories: dog, funny,

Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms

Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms is my neighbor’s new dog.
Can you guess the ages of their three children?
If you said four, six and eight, you are right.

Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms' name has been adjusted to BRB
Can you guess why?
If you guessed daddy embarrassment, you are right.