Humorous and funny Butterfly poems and/or funny poems about Butterfly. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Butterfly funny poems!
Written by
Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart
Categories:
butterfly, funny love,
Blushing Butterflies
Butterflies have the quietest wings
Defying the weight of their flutterings
Your red face has shown
What you did not want known
Your fight to keep them from escaping
10.02.2019
Writing Challenge, October - Butterfly -
Sponsor, Dear heart - Wiishkobi Ode
Written by
Susan Jeavons
Categories:
2nd grade, butterfly, change, humorous, imagery, insect
Why Caterpillars Do Not Wear Shoes
I watched a little caterpillar
walking up a tree
and wondered how
that worm would look
if he were dressed like me.
I think his mother would complain
if she had shoes to buy,
cause by the time she tied them all
he’d be a butterfly!
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
america, baby, beautiful, blue, butterfly, funny
Abc
Apple Appetite
ample appealing
Adam an American
artificial air
Butter best baby
beautiful blue butterflies
buying buckwheat bread
Crackers cherry crust
cinnamon cheese cereal
crispy crunchy crumbs
Date Written: 7/20/2020
Written by
Don Ford
Categories:
butterfly, child, childhood, children, kids, funny
What Makes For a Funny Kid
Kid's Poetry Contest
What Makes for a Funny Kid
It’s not just the smile that I enjoy
As he plays with his favorite toy
I watch him try to spin a top
Ice cream to the floor goes plop
He piles so much into his day
So much to do, hooray, hooray
He’s funny when he plays outside
Chases butterflies on the glide
The funniest thing for me to see
He tries to climb up in a tree
Rolling down a hill is fun
No rain today thanks to the sun
At the end of each and every day
Outside is where he wants to stay
Mom calls him in with a ringing bell
Read him a story he’ll sleep quite well
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
animal, art, butterfly, friendship, humor, inspiration
Wings
Wings
A bear and a wolf
met in a tree
they both confessed
reincarnation
is a possibility
Written by
Tracy Martin
Categories:
animal, butterfly, flower, kids, funny, humorous
Garden of Woes
Twinkling little elephant toes
Prancing through the Garden Of Woes,
Sniffing daisies
With his long dainty nose.
"Good morning to you",
says a cute butterfly.
With cheeks glowing pink
The mammoth creature whispers, "Hi".
Turning from pink
To bright crimson red,
He bats his lashes
And hides his head.
As the butterfly turns
And flutters away,
The prancing little elephant
Continues to play.
I realize then
That it's time for bed.
Cuz, the dancing pink elephant
Is all in my head!
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
butterfly, humorous, insect, summer, sunshine, weather
I Yearn For Long Summer Days
Anacreontic Verse
Busy buzzing bees
and beautiful
butterflies
sip nectar
from pretty flowers
in my garden.
Colourful pansies,
scented sweet peas,
pink begonias
and red carnations
brighten the borders.
I sit in the sun
enjoying the warmth
and beauty
that surrounds me.
Summertime -
I just adore
this season
of the year
albeit only
for the few
warm sunny
rain free days
that we get
on my tiny isle
in the UK!
Anacreontic Verse 4 Contest Sponsored by Edward Ebbs
07~22~16
Written by
George Aul
Categories:
butterfly, humor,
Slow Hand
A kaleidoscope of butterflies
passed right before my dilated eyes,
so while the colors blurred by
grabbing at them I did try...
fast little buggers to my surprise!
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humorous,
This Gorgeous Butterfly
There once was a fellow named Bert
Who had always been considered a jerk
Till one day he passed by
With this gorgeous butterfly
Couldn't miss Bert's dirty big smirk
© Jack Ellison 2015
Written by
Jan Allison
Categories:
butterfly, humorous,
Buddleia - the Butterfly Bush
Don’t plant cabbages near your buddleia bush
Not unless you want cabbages turned into mush
The butterflies love buddleia but they love cabbages too
And the baby caterpillars won’t want to share them with you
So take my advice and plant cabbages well away
Then you will have some leaves for your dinner today
Jan Allison
28th June 2014
Written by
Paula Goldsmith
Categories:
butterfly, dance, flower, garden, humor, music
When the Butterflies Dance
My garden comes alive at night,
many flowers do not bloom by day.
In the middle of the night,
my garden is in full swing.
The Blue Bells are swaying,
ringing their bells to the beat.
The big full white moon,
starts out singing a lullaby.
Butterflies are coming to this musical party,
they are dressed in their finest colorful wings.
In the middle of the night,
when I am fast a sleep.
The beautiful butterflies dance from flower to flower,
dancing as the big full white moon is singing along.
Written by
Md Shahadat Hossain
Categories:
caregiving, cute love, emotions, fantasy, first love, funny love
A Butterfly For My Lady
I stay far away from my lady,
Is there anything that can make my day?
Suddenly something came into my mind,
Might be the best way I can use it's wind;
Actually I am desperate to meet her,
But how come? It's not easier,
I have to find out a way,
Might be a butterfly can't do betray.
Finally, I have sent a butterfly as my agent,
I request him, Don't be arrogant,
Stay calm and quiet there,
Keep watching my lady, don't show aspire.
Now it's become her permanent room member
From a distance it's kept watching her.
Wish it will not be disappeared,
If it's so then I will be disappointed.
Written by
Daniel Martinez
Categories:
butterfly, flower, funny,
Flowers and Butterflies
Spring is here so you know what that means, flowers and butterfly's and trees turning green, but it's not all good it's allergies season, snakes come out and bees start stinging, tornadoes run amok in tornado alley, it gets hotter then a white man at a Trump support rally, your skin starts to burn from being in the sun, the rain is cool and all but down here we rarely get some, but back to flowers those beautiful things, they come in different colors and are abundant in spring, now imagine a kid catching a butterfly on his finger, then smashing it cause kids these days are a little bit meaner.
~DM2~
Written by
Anne-Lise Andresen
Categories:
animal, butterfly, fruit, humor, nature,
- Haiku X 349 - mulberry and butterflies -
roadside mulberry
nectar attracts butterflies
- there's the goat again
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
butterfly, cute, dog, fun, giggle, happy
bow wowzer
a neighborhood dog would cry
while eating rhubarb pie
so we added honey
and this made him runny
till he morphed into a housefly.
Written by
Julie Kuhns
Categories:
animals, funny, nature,
Butterfly
Looks are deceiving
as you sit on my petals
you are bugging me
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
animals, children, funny, nature, light, butterfly
Butterfly
Oh my!
How high
Can a butterfly fly?
It can fly
Very high
In the sky.
And, who knows?
I suppose,
If a butterfly chose,
It could light on a daisy--
It could light on a rose.
And, if you stand very still,
It could even light
On the freckles of your nose.
Written by
Gayle Rodd
Categories:
butterfly, funny,
Butterfly Under Glass
How did I arrive
In this glass menagerie?
Why look at all those peoples' eyes
Just staring in at me
Not one of them to say
"let's just unscrew the lid"
and let me out to fly-
oh wait! That one just d i d
Written by
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
Categories:
butterfly, change, grief, humorous,
B U T T E R F L I E S
B U T T E R F L I E S!
-Dharga Nagar Safa
Butter flies up and up,
Like Butterflies,
The cost of Butter flies up and up,
Like Butterflies,
Beyond reach!
Written by
Luann Pfost
Categories:
butterfly, humor, , fate,
Flitterbye's Fate
Softly floating flitterbye
you care not where you go
such proud beauty is butterfly
drifting where breezes blow
showing off the butterfly flutters by
her wings bright flags of black and gold
truly is she the monarch of the sky
but i don't envy her if the truth is told
surely swiftly the webbing spins
meticulously built just so
a fine net made to trap beauty in
as any hungry spider will show
Written by
Jan Hansen
Categories:
best friend, butterfly, funny love,
Garments
Garments
Opened the wardroom’s door, suits and jackets worn
so long looked like sad copies of me.
Gave all my clothes to the salvation army, which gave
them to people not unlike me.
Too much textile is a heavy burden one becomes and
snug in old suits losing interest in adventures.
I bought a pair of jeans and a matching jacket, walked out
at dawn’s first light, began looking for a horse, failing that
a mule to transport me when I traverse the landscape
of imagining, I’m a cowboy lassoing dreams.
Written by
Sand Blown
Categories:
butterfly, funny, games,
T-X-X
entry-code...
txx...be
t-excess as...
t-x's...be
as tea-excessed...
taxes...be
as texas...pee
excess
stans sand
entry code
and...try-code
and dry cod
Written by
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
dog, funny,
Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms
Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms is my neighbor’s new dog.
Can you guess the ages of their three children?
If you said four, six and eight, you are right.
Butterfly Rainbow Bottoms' name has been adjusted to BRB
Can you guess why?
If you guessed daddy embarrassment, you are right.
Written by
Sand Blown
Categories:
butterfly, games, humor,
-- Verse --
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c: ffffff.....ree-verse!!! ; )
c: reef-ver.....ssssss!? : /
c: ree-f....verse!! : )
c: yer-sssss....reef! ; )
c: ze-verse....free?!! : )
c: free-ze!!!....verse ; D
c: se-ver.....ez-ee-r.....fffffff : D
c: sa-vor.....ez-ee.....rrrrr-fffffff!!! : D
c: ree-serve.....fffffffff : /
c: ree-ffffff-r.....versssse : )
c: served...reef-ver-ssss.....freeee!!!!! ; D
sand stand....ing
Written by
Kohava Ray
Categories:
art, butterfly, color, humor, image, truth
The Messenger To the Wise
The butterfly thought:
"I know Hermes is the famous messenger.
You might not trust me as a decent one;
flying here and there non-stop!
The Buddha thought:
"I am supposed to be the wisest of the wise
and you must know my long meditation,
which eventually led me to the enlightenment. But I am just one
who is not assured of being able to overcome the mortal idea."
Both incomplete matters talked to each other so that they could be more confident.
You know
Wisdom exists everywhere, in every particle of life.
Isn't it the matter of perception?