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allusion, care, funny, humor, imagery, pain, wife,
When someone says break
A leg is never offered
As the sacrifice
body, care, confusion, funny, health, life, memory,
I swallowed an earplug down my left ear and I said to my wife I can't hear and she said we will have to go and see doctor Ofreea Who gave me a prescription for 4 cans of beer which will have to be drunk here in case you feel *****.
So I drank down the beer and I never felt *****
And doctor Ofraya said the plug in my ear should disappear
But it hadn't so doctor Ofreea gave me another prescription for 12 cans of beer
Which we both drank until it was clear we could be here until mid year
Let's have another look down your ear said doctor Ofreea
And he declared I was right it has now disappeared and i replied
But doctor Ofreea
your looking down the wrong ear.
care, funny, funny love, good morning, good night, goodbye,
Plastic coffee cup
with the plastic lid
I am hot and wet
Handle me with care
Do not microwave
body, care, feelings, humor,
No one asks how you feel
Ready for some squishing
Cold hands that tugs and pulls
The breast is squeezed down and keep me captive
First right breast ~ left breast the same treatment
Totally humiliated, with you head glued to this Star World X-rays
I am sure that this machine was created by a man
Ten minutes you're done ~ your worst enemy is breast cancer
- Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
- Published in the Newspaper 29.08.2016
beauty, care, humorous, truth,
Small or large breasts is something one is born with
It is easy to become blinded by the glamorous fashion
The quest for the perfect body
It's all about illusion
Focus on what is good for your body
New breasts can cost you dearly
No one need operations,
be grateful for the breasts you have
Most of the breasts hanging down ...
sooner or later
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
care, character, humor, humorous, love, together,
It’s not “I’ll do what I can”,
That defines for women, her man
Nor his strength
Nor hair length.
It’s the “you’s” ... not me’s” ... of his plan
appreciation, funny, imagery, together, uplifting,
Aww, a blanket of men
With 18 hands
And happy feet
Around me stands
By smokey fires
Like a hippy
And keep me warm
When it gets nippy
Deep inside the penguin pile
Absorbing love, burrow and smile
18 arms and 18 legs
8 men and one happy egg :-)
care, cute love, funny love, kiss, love, lust, woman,
Your sheer arrogance makes me giggle
Your butt does the cutest wiggle
I really hope you like me
I want to call you baby
Or maybe my little piggle.
boyfriend, care, dedication, devotion, faith, first love, for her, for him, gender, girlfriend, happiness, happy, heart, heaven, home, house, how i feel, humor, husband, i love you, imagination, inspiration, inspirational, kiss, longing, love, marriage, miss you, missing, poems, poetry, romance, romantic, together, words,
When I hear your name
My heart beats faster than usual
It's not that I am ashame
But It's just your name is too special..
Can't control the feelings
When I am with you
Can't stop smiling
When you hold me like you do
When you hug me then
I feel like I'm in heaven
You are a blessing from above
And you are the reason why I loved
I'll promise to love you FOREVERMORE..
And I will cherish you until the end of my borrowed life
And I will keep our precious memories as long as
we see each other in our next life..
There once existed a fierce bear
Nothing with anybody would he share
Then one day he cried
Because friends he denied
Then he vowed to always play fair
care, courage, funny, school, stress, truth,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Idiots like you,
belong in a school'
Don't get upset,
I went there too,
I passed all my classes,
cuz I was smarter than you,
But hey don't you worry'
You wont be one for long'
Just pass all your classes,
Go on what you waiting for,
No I don't think so
go right now.
care, character, friendship, funny, silly, simple,
You're kind of silly, and quiet too
You smell like chili and bird poo
This poem seems mean but its really nice
I hear your room is full of mice
Your hair is curly like my favorite fries
You've got booger brains in your eyes
Okay Ill stop now you're really my friend
& this poem has come to an end!
Anindya Mohan Tagore
care, funny, love, poetry,
I love women at forty
Because they too become snorty
Now whom to complain dear...
Equality expels all my fear
Forty makes you more matured
Love bond makes us endured
Now finding poetry in you...
Living poetry gives me cue
car, care, humorous,
Lathered wet I stand in the gutter,
And quietly move in line,
To the rub that’s a dreamy decadence,
The rub that’s deeply divine.
Then those monster legs begin,
The twirling, twisting blue and green,
Rumbling, massaging, wiping off,
Transforming dirt to sheen.
I walk on water as I’m hit with air,
The pressure and the heat,
Before all arms are up, and
I’m pushed out to the street,
And I drive for everyone to gaze,
At my beautiful view,
After sitting in the weekly car wash,
Making me shiny and new.
beautiful, care, deep, funny, humorous, love, romance,
I found love
in time I’ll find what I was looking for
I feel like a man at a bar
that has been there for too long
it is going to take a lot
to drag me away from the counter
there is nothing that a thousand men can ever do
I will fight for you
listen to my heart every time you want to run away
I am doing time
taking my mind right back to you
when I hear that whistle blow
it is those wonders
when you listen to meddling rain
let me love you
heart of darkness is brought to the light with your love
I know your troubled heart let me blow your cares away
funny, care, care,
Is it true Barack Obama?
Is it true you caused national drama?
Now I’m not one to judge
But from what I see, you need a departing nudge
I feel that you only care about yourself
You only care about the merits on your shelf
But lets be honest Mr. President
Do you really think another term is evident?
I guess we’ll have to wait and see,
What we receive in two thousand and thirteen
black african american, care, caregiving, child, childhood, giggle, girl, mother daughter,
I was only five years old,
getting my hair pressed for the first time.
I heard my mother’s voice.
She was reading to me as she was pressing my hair.
Mama always called me “my-Esha”.
She was so kind a woman.
She still is.
All the people I knew as friends called me Esha.
My family did too.
Mama would wash my hair and then press it.
The pressing comb would get very hot.
The sides would singe with steam and heat from the pressing comb.
The back of my hair was my least favorite part to get pressed.
She knew it and we joked about it when she was threw fixing my hair.
care, friendship, funny love, i love you,
the most unstable best friends/
together till life's end/
You are the tornado/
And I am the volcano/
we clash and it's epic
We hurt, need a medic
It's a beautiful disaster, I love the way it hurts/
I'm a bad person I guess, the pain is just desserts/
But I love it when we laugh, the connection is so real/
Our friendship is everlasting, my heart enjoys the feel/
learned that not to screw with Alexis/
She's tougher to mess with than Texas/
bird, care, humor, insect, pain, sky,
While gazing at the sky
A gnat flew in my eye
Causing me to wince in pain
Using the faucet spout
I tried to flush it out
So I could see clear again
When the gnat was dislodged
It came out very smudged
Like a soggy wet wheat grain
When next I watched the sky
A bird pooped in my eye
So I had to flush again
I must be unlucky
For what happened to me
Because it had me in pain
So when birds are on high
And there are gnats nearby
Caution I have to maintain
care, celebration, humorous,
My psychiatrist makes me laugh,
because he laughs at me.
I have a odd personality you see.
He laughed when I told him
my heart almost burst.
From stress of course.
I'm better now in mind and body.
My gaiety must be infectious.
He laughed and became raucous.
We agreed it was best
if we met no more.
Then laughed some more.
Thank you Dr. O Donnell,
For looking after me so well.
Letting me have a voice.
Treating me so swell.
It's thrilling to be in control
of my mind once more.
Mark J. Halliday
care, friendship, funny love, girlfriend, love, wife, wisdom,
Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
Don’t mess up something pointlessly!
If it isn’t broke, don’t fix it!
I’ve heard these words repeatedly.
I tend to over analyze--
(Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!)
Not a good thing, I realize.
She loves you. Don’t over-think it.
Her heart is tender. Don’t break it!
Even though this might sound sappy.
Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
Do your best to keep her happy.
One day she might end up your wife;
If you break her heart, then fix it!
In case she’s the love of your life,
Whatever you do, don’t jinx it!
care, cheer up, depression, divorce, encouraging, funny, homework,
I'm changing my name to bee. I'm busy as a bee. Cooking meals, paying the bills and then there's the groceries. Floors to sweep, floors to mop and the laundry too. So much to get done, always on the run. I'm busy as a bee.
I'm busy as a bee. Doctors appointments and physical therapy. Wash the car and fill up with gas. Taking out the trash. Watching the clock, no time to stop. Gotta move fast.
I'm busy as a bee. Takes my mind off of me. Life's too short to sit in self pity, so if I'm feeling down I guess I best get up and get busy.
care, crazy, deep, dream, funny love, heartbreak, love hurts,
MY LOVE OF MY LIFE HAS GIVEN ME PLENTY OF GRIEF
AND ALSO, STRIFE.
BUT TO SAY SOMETHING BRIEF, WOULD GIVE ME SOME RELIEF.
NOW, NO MATTER HOW MUCH I PRAYED TO BE HIS WIFE QUICKLY,
IT NEVER DROVE ME TO THE POINT TO PULL AH KNIFE ON HIM.
AND YOU KNOW WHY? IT IS BECAUSE I LOVE HIM; PLUS, BECAUSE I DIDN'T GIVE HIM LIFE.
AND SO, THERE WAS NO WAY, I WAS GOING TO DO OTHER WISE
BUT CONTINUE TO LOVE HIM, DESPITE THAT HE DIDN'T CONSIDER ME, TO BE HIS WIFE; ALSO HIS LOVE OF HIS LIFE.
care, clothes, fear, funny, health, humor, spoken word,
Washing your feet do not smell
You will be alive to tell
With soap smell of rose
Keeps your feet compose
Wear shoes that fit well
beautiful, care, dog, funny, garden, heartbroken, humorous,
Shadow is in my garden again.
That Ugly chubby plumb British bulldog.
Why can't the Hamilton's keep her over there.
This a place for birds, bees
and gently dragon fly.
Yet comes this slob rubbing up on my roses.
Just look at you,
sprawled legs scattered up in the air
soaking in the sunshine.
just take your fat overfed self and run along.
Yes I am talking to You!
© Al. Juman The "said" Poet 6/24/2016