Humorous and funny Carpe Diem poems and/or funny poems about Carpe Diem. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Carpe Diem funny poems!
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
family, children, funny, happiness, inspirational, love
Grumplicious!
Why are you so grumpy?
Pray, what made you so?
What gave rise to those dark eyes,
and snivel on your nose?
Why are you so grumpy?
-Don't give me the charade!
I see through that bright red nose,
upon that white clown face!
Why are you so grumpy?
Oh, come now, don't hold back.
I know you know that I know well,
the way you always act.
You cover and hide,
and hurry your stride,
you act as though I'm clueless.
Pout and weep,
mumble and freep,
I know that's no word, BUT YOU DO IT!
So if you're feelin' grumpy,
don't let that raincloud set.
The day that comes after this one,
could be your greatest yet!
Written by
Paloma P
Categories:
allegory, day, deep, emotions, fear, humor
Nothing More Or Less
hid insecurities within
ambiguous humor &
convoluted whimsies,
rules consistently changing
in a game which required
hardly more than breath,
nothing less than obscurity
twisting a fallible fancy,
seizing day's intangibility
Written by
Vickie Hurtt - Thayer
Categories:
change, conflict, giggle, life,
A Visit From Karma
Life has a funny way of smacking you,
not that I'm laughing,
at the sting of redness,
left on my other cheek.
It is said that karma is,
a word they call a sarcastic woman,
the word that rhymes with,
and almost has the same meaning as witch.
I have waited for karma,
and all her craftiness,
she seems to be taking her good old time,
she is after all,
always threatening to come around.
Maybe it would be better,
if I stopped wishing,
and just realized,
it's not beyond the realms of possibilities,
That karma has already done her job,
been paid,
and is now on a sabbatical,
I think my red cheek has healed.
~Vickie Thayer~Poetry To Ponder~
2017
Written by
Michelle Faulkner
Categories:
death, humor, life, riddle,
Hell Hath No Donuts
If the staff of life
Is bread, then
Is death gluten-free?
7/17/19
Written by
Milan Georges Burovac
Categories:
addiction, adventure, america, desire, funny love, i love you
Paris Forever
choose this sun
you will have the body
I will be your skin
your city elsewhere
Paris I tell to him
here with me
Paris forever
us - bread and wine
us - street and air
Paris our love
Written by
Chaim Wilson
Categories:
cheer up, confusion, humorous, men, pride, work
A Healthy Diet of Misteaks
My failures are rough but teach.
My errors, windows to truth.
Before discovery, I don’t hear the Greek,
“Eureka!” but “Huh…?” How uncouth!
Meeting a contradiction, I reach,
What the Author intended to auth,
Does this mean this world has a mean streak?
No, I think after hard work must ensueth,
Humility, for man needs help to be meek.
Written by
Clifford Villalon
Categories:
funny love,
Carpe Diem
Lovers gather, yelling "carpe diem"
Lovers kiss, living with totem
Lovers fall, counting walls
Lovers forget, crushing falls.
Love birds chirping as one
Under a tree skipping one by one
Above the bassinet where cuckoos nests
Below the cradle are loving breasts.
Rush to me and sail with me
On a gondola in Venice we flee
Gaping romanticism in idealism
Dying dualism without ostracism.
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
humor, wisdom, woman, women,
Everthing I Know About Women
Everything I know about women
Chapter 1
Chapter 2 coming soon
Written by
Jimmi Canada
Categories:
analogy, celebration, chocolate, clothes, games, giggle
Sown
Dusty chalked,
splayed filet,
forewarned to focus in-
and then die to grin.
Written by
Janet Hay
Categories:
addiction, farm, funny, giggle, life,
Meeting the Soupers
Have I got clean socks on?
I really must be sure
I wouldn't want my souping buds
To smell the green manure
That pile I trod in earlier
It really was a stinker
It's crucial that
My new compadres
think that I'm a thinker.
(And NOT a heavy drinker)
Written by
David Dowling
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, hope, imagination, life
The Voice
One sunny day in the month of May, a Young Grape heard a sound.
“Help a soul in need, and never kick one when it’s down.
Treat others how you wish to be, for everybody should,
do good deeds for no reason other than to do good.
Respect opinions and beliefs, it’s character that tells,
your opinion is just that, to someone else, you’re someone else.”
The Young Grape shouted “who gives these messages? Who’s the liaison?"
-And an Old Grape spoke up from afar; “twas I, the voice of Raisin!”
Written by
Jenny M Guerrier
Categories:
humorous,
The Kiss
There was a man walking around with a mistletoe.
But all he sees are guys near him, so he kept the mistletoe hidden.
He turned around and saw a girl.
A smile on his face he approached her.
'Too late!' she said, 'the time is past. Your mistletoe is still hidden
and it's one past twelve on the next day.' He became so sad he hung his head. She took pity and said,
'Well we can always wait for the thirty first
because at midnight it will be the first.
You'll get your kiss even if your mistletoe is still hidden.
By Jenny M Guerrier.
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
computer-internet, funny, recovery from...,
Carpe Diem, My Computer
Computer, don’t crash-I’m not a nerd, you know--
And should you die and bid my joy adieu, don’t play with Trojan horses
Or zip spy ware and adware. Better just consume your daily cookies.
Whether your future shall be restored by “Computer Geek”, revived a few more years
Or perchance your power supply lies tossed upon the heap.
Good fortune gives you, all programs that you need; tour the roads of cyberspace.
Fear not, as memory is consumed, together we traverse the seas on the Internet.
A friendship quest by knowledge blessed lives life bit by bit. Always, seize the day,
least the technology determines your hard-drive to be unfit.
© November 14, 2011
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor, nature,
Mother Nature's Storyboard
Bumper Jumper Humper Dumper
Written by
Tirzah Conway
Categories:
funny
Carpe Diem
Seize the day, That’s what they say;
But how do I even start;
I spend my day, wasting away;
I don’t even use my heart;
How can I seize what I can’t see,
I don’t know where to begin;
How can I be the best of Me,
Without fighting the battle within!
I will sure try, to figure out why,
I can’t seem to jump start my life;
By being so shy, it’s me I deny;
I’ll never be somebody’s wife!
But I have learned that when you yearn,
For something for long enough;
You have to spurn all your concern,
You just have to be tough!
And show the world that you’re a girl,
That isn’t going to give in;
Just give it a whirl, let it unfurl,
Then you will surely win!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
humor,
Practise Safe Sex
Practise! Practise! Practise!
Written by
Brian Strand
Categories:
funny, on writing and words, people,
Living Words
Writing
a daily blog-
open pepys shows into
the encyclopedia
of life.
Written by
Rio Jansen
Categories:
allusion, flower, high school, humorous, school, student
The day my students finally got Carpe Diem
With my students I discussed the other day,
the famous line "Gather ye rosebuds while ye may."
Then after the prayer, with which our school day closes,
I heard the headmaster ask, "Anyone know what happened to my roses?"
And giggling to myself, I thought, "No effing way!"
Written by
David Crandall
Categories:
humor, music, philosophy,
The Time is Now
"Get out the way! Ol' Dan Tucker.
You're too late to get your supper."
That's what my turntable had to say.
I was a kid. Dad was a trucker.
He blasted the sound, took an upper,
Sang, "Sha la la la la la live for today".
The girl next door had a naughty plan.
She wore a smile that said, "let's play".
The time is now. Don't interrup' 'er.
From that wisdom, so much good began -
Seize the day!
Written by
James Peranteau
Categories:
blessing, friendship, funny love,
They'll tell
.
the veiw
the post
'bout
ourn morning
'bout
yourn night
the day you gave
me
your keys
the night you crashed
my
mercedes
c
yah
Written by
James Peranteau
Categories:
history, humor,
Surprise love
.
once
the
sneak
peak
twice
the
sneak
peak
thrice
the
shotgun wedding
*the bard doth know
peek vs "peak"