Humorous and funny Childhood poems and/or funny poems about Childhood. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Childhood funny poems!
Written by
Sneha Rv
Categories:
child, childhood, children, christian, christmas, funny
Keeping Mum
Reindeer wait
by the pane
I see shapes
A present!
Santa thinks
I’m asleep
Smells like mum
lent Santa
her perfume... ?
Written by
Jacob Cra
Categories:
childhood, education, children, funny, dog, dog
I Didn'T Do My Math Homework
I didn’t do my math homework!
I watched T.V instead!
I better come up with an excuse... and quick!
Or else I’m surely dead!
My brother tore it!
It’s in the garbage!
Mom says it causes brain damage!
My power was out!
I had the flu!
I was having trouble excreting my poo!
You know, why even bother?
My excuses are so lame!
I know! My dog ate my homework!
Now to find a dog I can blame...
Written by
Caden Jones
Categories:
childhood, funny, nature
Sandcastles
When I was a young boy,
I built a castle on the beach.
I made it from sand with my shovel-toy,
Then the waves grabbed it in their reach.
They tore my castle down,
And dragged it down into the sea.
So i took my shovel and, with a frown,
Built another castle quickly.
I built it bigger and stronger
Than the ones in the past.
I thought this one would last longer,
But its walls would no longer last.
I built a moat around the last one that day,
But the waves seemed desperate to wash them all away.
Written by
Annika Johnson
Categories:
child, childhood, family, humorous, sympathy, teacher
School
Why does a child have to go to school?
Why do we have to spend so much time working?
This seems simply cruel.
Isn't it just irking?
Some people say school is important for learning
Couldn't a child learn on their own?
It would cause much less yearning,
After all, we can learn from our phones.
I can somewhat see a parents point in sending their child to school.
But why would you choose what we wear?
It just allows us to look like fools,
We may as well come to school bear.
As you can see school is not fair,
So please don’t force us to go if you care.
Written by
Carolyn Devonshire
Categories:
childhood, funny
Eying the Babe
Ah, my brother is finally sleeping
Through my head mischievous thoughts are creeping
It’s my time to shine now
To him I won’t kowtow
All of the attention I’ll be keeping
I’ll make the best use of this special time
Beg for more after each nursery rhyme
I’ll play with his best toys
Till he makes the first noise
Because then I’ll just be admired part time
By Carolyn Devonshire
For Miranda Lambert’s Brotherly Love contest
April 23, 2011
Written by
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
childhood, funny,
My Poor Stinky Love
Oh, how I loved my little teddy bear
although I don’t recall from whom he came
or when I first laid eyes on him or where;
I only know I chose for him his name.
Yes, Pinky Winky’s name was like my own,
a playful silly nickname “Andy Pandy,”
and also in his ear a bell was sewn;
I jingled him and thought he was quite dandy.
Everywhere with me went Pinky Winky
until he met sad fate with one cruel splash.
He fell into the toilet and got stinky.
I wailed when Mother threw him in the trash.
Alas! The pink imposter in his place
no jingling made nor had dear “Winky’s” face.
Written by
Cheryl Hoffman
Categories:
childhood, food, humor,
My Childhood Cereal
Waking up for school was hard enough,
still half asleep not ready for the bus,
breakfast on the dot,
snap, crackle and pop,
noisy Rice Krispy's helping us wake up.
12-5-16
Written by
Lisa Bailey
Categories:
childhood, funny, mother, son, mother,
Mother May I
Mother may I
Go out and play
My child
Have you cleaned your room today
Are your toys packed away
in your toy chest with care
Yes mother yes
its all in there
Did you make your bed
like i showed you how
yes mother yes
may I go now
Yes son yes
after a brief inspection
son shakes his head
not what I was expecting
Never-mind mother
I'm going to my room
oh by the way
can you hand me the broom?
Written by
L Milton Hankins
Categories:
childhood, christmas, humorous,
Atlanta Santa
imagine me
upon his knee
a little child so meek and mild
thrilled to visit our dear Santa
in the heart of old Atlanta
such a precocious little child
thrilled to visit our dear Santa
in southern Georgia warm and wild
not in the least my mind beguiled
in the heart of old Atlanta
imagine me
thrilled to visit our dear Santa
a little child so meek and mild
in southern Georgia warm and wild
upon his knee
upon his knee
imagine me
THIRD PLACE WINNER
written December 1, 2021
for "Meditative Ballad" poetry contest
sponsored by Emile Pinet
syllables checked by HMS
rhymes check with Rhymezone.com
Written by
William Robinson
Categories:
childhood, funny, people,
Lunch Time
Ethan Alan Eaton ate an earthworm,
So, Ethan Alan's sister Sybel said.
But little Ethan Alan doesn't talk, yet;
So he just sucked his thumb and burped, instead.
Written by
Sara Kendrick
Categories:
childhood, funny, life, mothermoon,
The Questioner
The moon fills from the top
Each day gets lighter, growing
How it hold the light and it not run out
The bottom just pouring
Seeing the moon in day
Up in the clear sky blue
Makes mind search for way to express
Ones' questions about you
Momma always said that
I could ask more questions
Than Philadelphia lawyer
Her.....abstentions
(My mother always said that I asked too many questions ...Very inquistive child was I....Still
wonder.....The word abstentions means ...no do.)
Written by
Rhona Mcferran
Categories:
assonance, childhood, humor, humorous, silly, youth
Rainy Play Day
Slosh Sploshes
in my Galoshes
reveling in the rain
Muddle Muck
I am a Duck
and cannot be contained
Flap Slap
something Madcap
waddling soaking wet
My mother says
I am the Muddiest
thing she has ever met!
Written by
Brandy Wassam
Categories:
childhood, food, children, funny, horror, kindergarten
The Bear
there once was a bear
who lived in belair
he owned a red hen
who made eggs for his kin
then one time like most bears do
the bear got hungery
and ate the red hen
and her last eggs of ten
with a gulp and a swallow
down went the hen
but wait..
now there was no hen to lay eggs for his kin.
Written by
Raven Howell
Categories:
appreciation, childhood, food, giggle, humor, humorous
Child's Ode To Broccoli
More nutritious
Than a bean,
I do appreciate
Your green,
But raw,
You are extremely crunchy,
Roasted,
Just a mushy-munchy.
Steaming
Makes you awfully wet.
Sorry -
‘Still don’t like you yet!
Written by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
childhood, children, funny, song-lyric
Gummy Worms
Gummy Worms
Everybody likes me.
Nobody hates me.
Because I share my worms –
Yummy, yummy gummy worms
Sour and sweet yummy worms
Sitting in my kitchen, sharing worms!
(SHOUT!)
Yummy, yummy gummy worms!
Collaboration by Dane Smith-Johnsen and her 6 year old grandson
Inspired by the Childhood song, “Sittin’ in the Garden eatin’ Worms”
June 13, 2010
Written by
Richard Palmer
Categories:
childhood, funny,
Gugu,Gaga,Baby Talk
Huggies pull ups,size 6 to 10 months,
Crawling around, had a sudden attack,
High quality,Huggies air lock,
Bubu,bubu,back again Mr Mention,
Mummy told grandma you were overseas,
Gaga,gaga,gaga but auntie told Tony,
You got a 3 months sentence,
Dudu,dudu,pampas need changing,
Baby wipes,dada,dada,dada,
Get rid of this strange thing,
Here comes mom,baby start smiling,
Mama,mama,mama,mama start working,
Giggle,giggle,dirty pampas off,
Uhgu,ughu,ughu,baby oil wiping,
Hands raise to heaven,new pampas on,
Tee,tee,tee,a bottle,a few gentle rocks,
Twep,twep,finger in mouth,both eyes locked,
One last sentence,bugu,lugu,bugu,
Later,gonna take a nap....
Written by
J.W. Earnings
Categories:
childhood, dedication, food, children, kids, funny
Cookies
Cookies are addictive!
OoOoH! Here's one to snatch!
Okay...where's the chocolate chips?
Kraving too many of these treats
I want some now! But...I might get beeefy...
Every bite is mouthwatering, soft and crisp
Should I take another cookie?
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
allegory, childhood, family, food, children, funny
Orange You Glad To Be---An Orange---
Contract Delete
Written by
Katherine Stella
Categories:
childhood, education, family, fantasy, children, funny
Stuck On You
braces interlocked - told him no kissing
Written by
Mark Goodson
Categories:
childhood, family, fear, children, funny, life
A Mother's Discipline
With soap in hand placed in my mouth
Head hangs over toliet tongue heads south
Dirty words no more
Written by
Donna Golden
Categories:
childhood, funny
Footle-Marm
Miss Brown
Don't Frown
Written by
David Fisher
Categories:
childhood, humorous,
Long In the Tooth
I went to the Dentist to pull a tooth
And patiently sat in the waiting booth.
All the kids stared at my giant bucktooth;
Needless to say they were very uncouth.
My Dentist, who only worked on us youth,
With all her might pulled out a real shark tooth.
Honest, I’m not fooling; I’ll show you proof.
It’s the size of a great whites’, that’s the truth.
When I was done, I thought it’d be a goof
To show it to my mom, whose name is Ruth.
And don’t you know it she went through the roof,
Just like when I called her, long in the tooth.
Written by
Richard Lamoureux
Categories:
childhood, desire, fear, giggle, growing up,
She Is Chiclet Perfection
There is nothing better than seeing that smile!
Her crinkled nose and effortless style
Chiclet perfect and care free
The best way to be
Angelic
She
With her clique
They just walk by me
It appears I'm hard to see
Still I choose to stick around a while
There is nothing better than seeing that smile!
A school boy's nightmare, occupying the space outside the friend zone.
For Andrea's new form contest.
A name for the form: Double Triangulation.
Written by
Audrey Haick
Categories:
childhood, children, funny
Pretty Little Ladybug
See the pretty little Ladybug
In summer she'll sit on your mug
Pose in her polka dots
Delighting tiny tots
Play a tune and she may cut a rug
~*~
Note: Nor for a contest...just fun : )
Written by
Israel Curtis C.
Categories:
anger, candy, childhood, emo, funny,
Candy Crush
Candy Crush!
Fired on the first day
Why
Why
Must you be addicting
Candy Crush
Let's play again
Sweet
Fingertips
Crushing the screen
I win!
I. Cantu