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Poem Details | by
Daver Austin |
Categories:
funny, life
TRANSFORMATION – a weird Choka
Our dear Uncle Claude
He loved us kids we loved him
He always brought us candy
Called him Santa Claude
Strange thing though this steady change
Now he’s called Aunt Claudia
............................................................
This is not a true story
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
humorous,
begone spider now
creeping dark teeny shadow
into my bed do not fall
cat's eyes open wide
she wants you to be dinner
yum now she shan't be thinner
Choka poetry is 5,7,7. 5,7,7.
June 24, 2019
2:30pm PST
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
funny, giggle, humorous, money, work,
She wore her skirt short,
her lingerie to be seen.
Such sights aplenty!
Gawking, gawping eyes
lusted at shear nudity.
They burned with hunger.
She proudly stood in
ruffled edges of cheap chintz,
dimmed and stained with wear.
Though worn and weathered,
her shoes had seven-inch heels -
a platform for love.
She was hardworking,
a rough road for seven years,
never a complaint.
She saved her rewards,
wed an investment banker,
retired at 30,
and laughed her way to the bank.
Poem Details | by
William Masonis |
Categories:
daughter, funny, life
She and vehicles,
Adversaries forever,
No quarter given
And none asked on either side.
The metal beasts smell money,
Wound themselves to devour it.
It doesn't matter
How she tries to hide her cash -
Spitefully they sniff it out
And die gleefully,
Knowing she must resurrect
Their thankless, thieving thick hides.
O you willful ones,
You steelclad dromedaries,
Do you think you can defeat
The Mighty Bulldog?
She never wants Will - just Ways.
Once found - you're dispensible.
Poem Details | by
Corinne Curcio |
Categories:
funny, nature
Gritty city sounds
Nature’s sweet music abounds
So come on guys- lend an ear
Plump pigeons cooing
Fire escape a-wooing
The notes of amour ring clear
What’s that? A “Squeak! Squeak!”
Poor mouse has begun to speak
Stuck to one of my glue traps
Surly gulls squawking
Their raucous way of talking
While dining on pizza scraps
Screeching love defines
Some caterwauling felines
With clamorous, catty glee
Such melodies soar
Though some of you may abhor
My tenement symphony
For The Sounds of Nature contest
Poem Details | by
Richard Lamoureux |
Categories:
giggle, youth,
undress her slowly
be gentle it's her first time
a temple yet unexplored
pain leads to pleasure
if only you take your time
yet young men can be anxious
moment ends prematurely
Poem Details | by
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen |
Categories:
funny, people
All Hail King Kelly
By Dane Smith-Johnsen
A footle a day
Keeps melancholy away.
And I just must say.
Sean Kelly, today,
You are what I’ve been missin’
Your words have risen.
Life’s fun to new heights-
Hail now, oh king of footles.
Thy great wit brought forth.
Bestowed on the world.
Unhidden humor: thy pearl.
Those chitty short writes.
Great images sprout.
From your words, there is no doubt.
All hail to thee, friend.
The footle king speaks.
All ears listening say, “Wow!”
Yes, he is the king.
(Of footless and how-)
.
Written as a Tribute Poem to Sean Kelly.
Poem Details | by
Chris Yarnell |
Categories:
food, funny
Driving down the road
Giving ice cream to the kids
Four wheels of deliciousness
Really catchy tune
I dont no how much it is
Depends on what kind you get
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
funny, seasons, teen,
punk kids sagging pants
no belt needed tonight guys
gonna be a full moon bright
fools showing off jewels
khakis fall past crack of Don
wave of cops demand "PANTS UP"
*this poem was
written for Russell
Sivey's
Contest--- What
Happens During A
Full Moon?
and is a special ode
to all the
youngsters who feel
the need to express
themselves by
wearing pants 3
times too large that
sag around the crest
of their buttocks in
public*----by~ JSLAMBERT
Poem Details | by
Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories:
funny, love
Woman is precious
Spend love and admiration
Give compassion and loyalty
Cherish the quality time
And your rewards will be endless
She might give you a good tasty meal
Poem Details | by
Jo Bien |
Categories:
funny, love
waiting for my prince charming
you fell from heaven
frogs a waste of time
Poem Details | by
James Marshall Goff |
Categories:
funny
didga see da nous?
yup! all dose cars in da ditch?
dose fancy cars hey!
dattel teech 'im, eh? betcha
can uh pop dey put dose chains
on dem weels now, yup!
...for Deb's contest!
.....dialect is "Snoose"....of Norwegian and Swedish Ancestry,
most likely first heard near the Iron-Range towns
off Lake- Superior in the 19th. century....
Poem Details | by
Sara Chansarkar |
Categories:
fun, humor, husband,
He asks me often
Why I did not write poems
When I fell in love with him
Dazed under your spell
I sure lost my footing like
A ball rolling down a slope
Words abandoned me
A thick cloud covered my brain
You think insane folks can write?
I’m sorry, he said
A klutz I am to forget
All things wrong always my fault
Written on :07/19/2016
Contest:'Compose a Choka' by Janis Thompson
Poem Details | by
Kim Rodrigues |
Categories:
humorous,
PIE HARD
the meringue explodes
squishes twixt heroes bare toes
and the pieman laughs
lemon gel hits cop
on the crusty street down low
“join the party, pal”
Christmas is a time
to pie hard, “yippee ki yay”
with model wise guys
bad apples at large
the hero’s jotting down names
for a half-baked plot
temperature rising
the elevator opens
Macintosh is dead
momentum of pie
thief loses his grip...forfeits
a victory slice
11/19/2018
PUNNY HOLIDAY PIES CONTEST
SPONSOR - Michelle Faulkner
Snippets loosely based on “Die Hard”
Poem Details | by
Jo Bien |
Categories:
funny, introspection
independent film
where even the leading role
is not played by me
Poem Details | by
Marty Owens |
Categories:
funny, nature
Mighty wind blowing
Bringing with him tragedy!
Lines down trees on ground!
Mighty snow falling.
Digging out is hard to do!
Jared shovel that snow!!!!!!!!!
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
funny
Why am I waiting?
I’m tired of holding back;
ready to let go;
I will not delay!
I will tell you how I feel!
Maybe tomorrow?
Poem Details | by
Marty Owens |
Categories:
dedication, fantasy, funny, inspirational, nature
A grain of mustard
Smaller than the eye can see,
With faith as, can move mountains.
Revered for all time,
Mighty redwood warriors grow.
Attaining great age and size.
Rabbits with great speed,
Could win a race if challenged.
Usually stop and nibble.
Slow moving turtles,
With all odds against their win,
Use that grain of mustard seed!
Poem Details | by
Karen Croft |
Categories:
funny,
the moon emerges
the clouds linger in limbo
peoples moods begin to change
i am lost for words
my husband begins to bite
i fall victim at full moon
karen croft
what happens during a full moon?
october 15,2011
Poem Details | by
Indiana Shaw |
Categories:
cool, humorous, perspective, psychological, recovery from,
POSITIVELY NEGATIVE
Negative Nellie
Positively negative
Casts nowt, but gloom
No matter how bright the sun
Gave her some sunshades
And told her the world was black
Her black became white
Where then she surprised us all
With a huge smile on her face
Indiana Shaw . . .
"Reversed psychology" . . . ; )
Poem Details | by
Emile Pinet |
Categories:
adventure, farm, friend, funny, image, rain, youth,
My first overnight
was when I was about eight,
tenting with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.
We lived on a farm.
Did I mention that before?
Or did I skip that?
Anyway, we did.
That was what we called camping,
when I was a boy.
We just got set up,
when suddenly, it’s raining
and we're getting soaked.
My friend's mom found us
and rushed us into the barn,
all muddy and wet.
She told us straight off
we’d have to sleep in that barn,
and we ended up
sleeping in one of the stalls.
Poem Details | by
Linda Alice Fowler |
Categories:
anger, crazy, desire, humor, longing, passion, woman,
Her lips were ruby.
The twilight played tricks with me
and sent me reeling.
One more day…I swore!
Would that allow enough time
to feel her caress?
To breathe her beauty?
To ask for eternal love?
I felt hope inside.
She turned searching eyes
toward my troubled features.
Could she read my mind?
I gambled a chance
and tugged her within my arms.
"Will you marry me?"
She withdrew from me,
breaking my short reverie.
"Are you serious?
We just met today!
Are you some kind of crazy?
Get away, you creep!"
Her ruby lips spat at me.