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Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: animals, funny, pets

My Bed's Just Here For The Cat

Fatcat,
Hairy nuisance
Sprawling over bedsheets
Crowding limited sleepspace with
Blubber.


Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, funny, history, imagination, passion, halloween,

Na Na Na Na Na Na Batman { Cinquain }

                                                     Batman
                                              Cape crusader
                                         Batcave Batmobile Pole
                                  Zapping Banging Powing Action
                                                 BruceWayne











Happy Halloween All
Boooooooo       LOL




         Tribute To
Batman And  Robin
  Adam West  Burt Ward

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny

ALIENS (6 Cinquain)

ALIENS (six Cinquain)

“creatures!
another world?
just think how far it is
beyond the blue    and heaven too
ALIENS!”


“lizards!”
“yes    with rough scales
and with bulging eyeballs
that can see right through a human
REPTILES!”


“safety?
are we all safe?
are these reptiles friendly?”
"some say their long tongues spit poison.
DEADLY!”


“defense!
can they be killed?
how large are these lizards?”
“about the size of a frisbee.”
“ALERT!”


“asking.
have you seen one?”
“yes    I saw one last night
flying – a colorful saucer.”
“ALAS!”


“truly.”
“the myths are true?”
“yes    they are among us.
you’d better check your basement.”
“HORRORS!”

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny, on writing and words

sequence-PROSODY

short-long
iamb song,or
long-short trochaic,taut,
spondaic long,with syllables
slow-slow-
mono
di,tri,tetra
penta,hexa,hepta
octa,which choice numbers for my
metre?
dactyl
and anapestic
with syllables three-
this poetry's a stress to far..
for me !

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: adventure, children, funny, imagination, visionary,

Sponge Bob Square Pants { Cinquain}

                                                        Spongebob
                                                       cartoon fiction
                                                 under water voyage
                                         hopes wishes fantasy dreaming
                                                        Squarepants







Tribute To Jenny
Who Loves This Show  LOL



Get A Rope        Hehehe

Poem Details | by Tibetan Khentsun |
Categories: funny, love,

Love

Love
Beautiful, smart
Caring, hugging, kissing
You meant so and so much
Angel

Love
Warm, sweat
Interesting, binding, destroying
What a powerful it is!
Emperor

Love
Cool, big
Destroying, carrying, taking
Everything and anybody can not face its impact
Disaster

(Do you think this is a perfect example of cinquain poem)

Poem Details | by HOLLY MOORE |
Categories: funny, introspection, life,

Up and Down We Go

Travel
Does not change theme
Up and down, we go far
Coming back from where we began
Need Map


©Holly P. Moore
   December 2012

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: humorous,

Man

Man BODACIOUS SNARK Liar, Cheat, FRINEMY Narcissistic, Hurtful, Calculating, Annyoying Male
This in no way speaks of how I feel toward most men..I just see a few out there that meet most of these qualifications... Portmanteau Words: BODACIOUS__bold/audicious_bold, brazen SNARK___snide/remark_sarcastic FRINEMY__friend/enemy_someone who comes on as friend but is really an enemy

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: food, funny,

Out Of Control

Sweat Pants Elastic waist Big Mac upon my plate Juicy burger, fries~bite me guys Up size

Poem Details | by Rizo Ale |
Categories: animal, cat, children, funny, silly,

Fuuny Cat Poem For Kids

Here kitty kitty,
let's play hide and seek.
Hey, kitty?
Oh, you are asleep.

Come kitty, 
give me a hug.
Where are you, kitty?
Oh, you are taking a nap.

Good night my kitty.
Now, you are up?
Listen my kitty,
Don't be such a cat.

Poem Details | by Karam Misra |
Categories: career, funny, humor, work,

Efficiency

Desk top
Chaos, clutter
Shredder coughs and sputters
No deadlines, no pressure, no work
Clean slate

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, funny, humor, humorous, snow,

Half-hearted snow

Snowflakes. Fragments of dreams, Swirl non-committally. Will they settle, or fade away? Who knows. Shovel. Sadly untouched, Standing expectantly. Will it finally have its day? Doubt it. Children. Hope boiling over, Planning epic snow-fights. Will their school be closed tomorrow? No chance.

Poem Details | by Perry McDaid |
Categories: childhood, dedication, funny, humorous, mystery, truth, visionary,

DISCOVERY

Finger 
of hungry child 
finds unsavoury fare 
in mysterious crevice of 
nostril.

Poem Details | by Vernette Hutcherson |
Categories: funny, life, wife,

RELAX (Cinquain)

 
Sunday
don't have to work
watch football, snack, take naps
Listen to wife gripe  I'm lazy
Fun day

Poem Details | by Tyrone Johnston |
Categories: friendship, funny, people, school, teen

Caza

Caza
Funny, Intelligent
Girl Charming Voice
There For The Homies
Cute, Not In That Way

Poem Details | by C.M. Davidson-Pickett |
Categories: food, humorous,

Not in my Cupboard

Saltine
Ultra tasty
Soylent yellow, maybe?
Courage needed when consuming
Cracker

© 2014 CM Davidson

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: funny,

world news

World News 

Obama won the election 
With great elation 
Yet the headlines in 
Norwegian newspapers were 
About cheese importation 

Poem Details | by Elliot Sutton |
Categories: humorous,

Jolly

                                      Oh, Hey
                                   Jolly old man
                              with some big trousers 
                         wow, i thought they were extinct 
                                     I said

Poem Details | by Rainbow Promise |
Categories: betrayal, humor,

Absent

                                                         



                                                   Thinking
                                             that I'm "absent";
                                         many attempts were made
                                     to open those trunks when absent.
                                                    Deceiving!

Poem Details | by Marie Harrison |
Categories: funny, parody, uplifting

Bubbles

Bubbles
Spirits uplift
Appears shapely perfect
Her coy giggles are contagious
Nickname

Poem Details | by Orma Sullivan |
Categories: food, funny,

Cafe

Cafe
Au lait.
Milk and caffeine caress
In an ecstatic embrace,
Drink me.

Poem Details | by Sidney Hall Mad Poet |
Categories: funny, life, teen

Good Night Out

Dead drunk
Partied all night
Tequila and women
Vomiting all over the place
Good night

Poem Details | by Effie Blake |
Categories: funny, introspection, on writing and words,

Comma

comma
gives you a pause.
lets you add onto a
sentence with a conjunction and 
a clause.

Poem Details | by Karam Misra |
Categories: allusion, humor, pride, satire,

Pomposity

Bufo
full-blown balloon
a pin-prick, punctured pride,
deflated, defeated, and downed
Toady

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: death, funny, imagination, people, visionary, halloween,

Bewitched

                                                    Bewitched
                                               supernatural art
                                          Her unique practice
                                   twitching nose- eyelids- fingers
                                                  spellbound





In Loving Memory Of
Elizabeth Montgomery



Happy Halloween All    {BOOOOOOOOO}