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fun, funny, sad, school,
He's the class clown, full of hijinks and pranks,
Puts tacks on your seat, swallows fish from the tank.
He's full of you-know-what and vinegar, energy galore,
Will he act goofy today? -- Does a hungry lion roar?...
...Back at home, he trudges slowly through the side door,
A frown and fret on his heart, like a festering sore,
His mind a dark cavern, not a thing to live for.
He takes off his mask, the transition's complete,
'Cuz you can't be a clown when life's got you beat.
anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,
White board…names written hori-
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
Not using lunchtime to do
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
animal, children, class, hilarious, homework, humor, pets,
I own a big fat cat-
The fattest for miles around.
Wherever there's lots of food,
that's where he'll be found.
He's really good at eating.
It's a talent, I suppose.
I'm sure if he keeps at it
He'd win the talent shows.
I own a big fat cat-
He weighs at least a ton
He couldn't run to save his life
Yes, he isn't much fun
His favourite room's the kitchen,
(I'm sure we all know why).
He eats just about everything,
So that's why with a sigh...
I'd like to tell you teacher,
I'd like to tell you straight,
I might have "accidentally" dropped
My homework in his plate.
class, culture, humorous, language, silly,
In Oxford and Cambridge, they can get jolly batey
‘cos they don’t speak proper wot like I do matey
analogy, art, change, city, class, community, culture, humor, humorous, identity, imagination, life, longing, philosophy, satire, self, senses, silly, slavery, social, society, time, today, truth, wisdom,
You sculpt the clay of my life
With your rigid hands,
Shouting your high commands through morning alarms.
As you collect your daily payment of attention.
When I find myself savoring life’s sweetness,
You sprint behind my back.
And when pain drops my heart from my chest,
You linger, rubbernecking from the wall.
You enclose the whole of my life
In that circular frame,
Ever spinning in your infinite math,
Drunk with power!
I can take no more of your tyranny!
I can afford no more of your triple A battery lunches-
I am afraid you’ve run out of time.
So keep your hands out of my business, I’m sleeping in today.
Jacob Reinhardt 09/05/2013
funny, games, humor, sexy,
A game that my wife and I played
To teacher I would be an aide
My best I applied
To pass test I tried
And at breakfast I’d wait for grade
family, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, husband, school, teen, wife,
There once was a girl in my class.
One day I tried to make a pass.
My cheek still sting,
My ears still ring,
Yet married to me; Alas!
addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,
Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter
A quick study of a woman's psychology
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you
class, education, funny, school,
Monday’s through Friday’s
Weren’t always so bliss
Whole lives are changing
Full of what’s this
They’re trying to teach us
Where listening I’m sure
We keep watching the clock
To head for the door
Classes aren’t long
Three hours or so
Five days a week
Then we all go
books, class, conflict, hate, humor, math, science,
Omg! What to write
Science, math wanna fight
You are world to many
But in you I am fazy
Science was favorite
"Was" not "is"
I don't know why
Science, math wanna fight
Trap of formulas
Can't remember even one
Omg! I wrote so much
Sorry my dear subjects
We cannot live together
The day will come
When I'll be in 11
We'll leave each other
I'll remember 2018
Our break-up year.
funny, life, on writing and words, class, class,
I started a class for kids recently.
It’s fulfilling, but takes up so much time.
I’ve work ‘til five, and class ‘til eight, roughly.
If I’m to sleep, nothing is left for rhyme.
If I choose poetry instead of dreams,
I’m unable to write verse the next day.
It’s as difficult a fix as it seems.
In the end, my mind’s forfeit to decay.
humorous, class, class,
Why I Plan to Skip My 55th Class Reunion
By Elton Camp
We were “The Ones Who Really Rate”
That is to say, “Senior Class of 58”
At the 50th reunion, I got a bad surprise
I found that I couldn’t believe my eyes
It made me gasp and then almost choke
To see all those ugly looking old folk
Some too senile even to recognize me
Five years later, I’ll just let them be
I’m glad to say I’ve remained the same
The way most of them aged is a shame
Another reunion, why even try?
I think I’ll just pass this one by
jan oskar hansen
allah, class, confusion, crazy, giggle,
Vikings and Islam
Way back in the 7 hundred or something when
Islam leaders tried to establish a Caliphate in
Europe, they met Vikings who were plundering
their way down the river of Volga and often
employed the barbaric Norsemen to do a bit of
plundering on their behalf.
A few Vikings converted, when coming home
they spoke about the evil of fermented drink
and it took hold, even when Islam, the religion,
was forgotten the idea of sobriety lingered and
has had a deep influence in Nordic Societies
ever since. Well, the Moslems are back, not as
occupiers, but one wishes, on Saturday nights,
a bit of sober Islam would be remembered.
fun, humor, humorous, silly, words,
i'm dang wordy.
just a word-filled bird.
i'm up to my eyeballs in words.
adjectivy nouns verbing as if they were an age.. it's Disgusting.
see, i can use the excuse that i like to 'switch it up' or say i just hate redundancy, or i can propose that i require a particular prose to everything i write, and that it's just my style, as you can clearly see. i can shift the blame left and right to see there's really no denyin'- i'm dang wordy.
On a mountain pass
A passing ***
Ate some grass
As bold as brass
The riding lass
Told the flatulent ***
You have no class
This is intended to be monorhyme, where I live all the ending words have hard 'a' as in gas
of course if you are in the south of the UK this won't work at all because of your sissy
soft 'ah's :)
education, humorous, metaphor, teacher,
He came in class
hole in dress, bone in mouth
learners hid faces
children, funny, imagination, teen, class, class,
Sitting in class bored
The teacher is writing an unending problem on the chalk board
People playing pranks
Throwing lunch hours' green franks
Cell phones are ringing
Birds outside singing
Starring in space
A class room out of place
class, cry, dark, deep, grief, humanity, humor,
be brave my soul, there is no hope anymore,
people have chosen the darkness instead of the light,
the world is upside down.
fear has overcome our happiness, there is no hope.
our blossoming lives have all gone bad because of the darkness,
we are all scared of the sunlight as it brings tears on our lives.
but even the darkness is not kind at us but at list we can hide from the reality.
at list we can lock the doors and hope for God to save us from us.
at list we can be together as a family just to protect one another.
our beautiful world is not safe anymore,
people get killed,
people get raped,
what happened to the humanity?
education, funny, teen, class, class, day,
Sitting in class I seem to find
That Math is farthest from my mind
A straight A student i have been
My own tradition, from Kindergarten
But today Math class seems to be
Of ill-importance not only to me
For, as I look around the room
At the once happy faces now filled with gloom
I laugh and realize one day I'll reminisce
And think of Math class and how I miss
All the memories of my youth
But as for now, here's the truth
My focus is on more important stuff
Graduation Day can't come soon enough
class, humorous, prison,
The teacher's feet flew up on the desk,
Striking the class as rather grotesque:
It caused quite a schism,
As she'd just escaped prison!
Was this a school-room or house of burlesque?
appreciation, funny, perspective,
So your having a showdown
a little rhymers delight.
Well that's something I've been doing here
for half of my darn life.
Haven't been around in a while
thought my rhyming days were through.
But I stopped on by to check the contests,
and maybe read a poem or two.
Now some people say
that rhyming poetry sucks.
But now between you and me
I think they all are just nuts.
They can keep all their fancy words
and stick them up their a--.
You and me and some others round here
still think rhyming has some class.
Dan Kearley :o)
art, funny, imagination, inspiration, irony,
I was registered in a
watercolor art class
it was going to be fun
to learn the basics
so when I created
worth any Picasso
I was so proud
I had to bring it
to my next class ~
imagine my surprise
when the instructor
let out a screech
"that’s not what we learned’
I almost laughed at her
but just quietly sat down
for what would be
my very last amateur hour
AP: 1st place 2020
Posted on July 24, 2018
assonance, childhood, children, humor, silly, sweet,
Silly Dilly Billy Lily
Jolly Folly Dolly Molly
Deli Jelly Belly Nelly
Alley Sally Halle Berry
Submitted for contest ALLITERATION sponsored by Barry Stebbings - November 27, 2017
analogy, character, humor,
After twenty years the class bully, Mitch
Still takes my lunch money, without a hitch
Though this is still true
I'll give him his due
He sure makes a great Subway sandwich!
education, funny, teen
I'm in the back of the room
She's teaching in the front
Not paying attention to me
And definitely doesn't notice...
That I wear my hair down
Only to hide my ipod earphone
With the chord threaded up through my shirt
And the ipod in my pocket
That I have my phone
Slipped just inside my desk
While my friends reply to
My text about the movies
That the hot guy
Sitting next to me
Has his hand slipped into mine
Totally against the PDA rules...
I'm sitting at home
Texting my friends
Listening to my ipod
IMing my boyfriend
Oh crap! What was the homework??