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Poem Details | by Rosanna LLamera |
Categories: funny,

The clock of life

Tic, tac the clock said. 

Tic, tac, tic, tac the sound of it.

Waiting for midnight to come,,,

Like waiting for someone important.

Tic, tac, tic, tac the clock said.

Waiting for the new day to come....

To someone especial being left behind.

Tic, tac the clock said.

Hoping a new beginning to come.

Tic, tac, tic, tac the clock said.

Children and adults tease,

For the clock of life is being tease behind!!!


Poem Details | by BIKRAM SINGH |
Categories: beauty, blue, funny love,

It was you

The days spent with you
the nights with ur dreams
were the real soulful moments

It was you , it was me ..
No no, it was you n only  you 
'me' was irrelevant
In the freshness of air
in the calmness of sky
in the coolness of river
in the brightness of moon , it was you

Chirping of birds
fragrance of flowers
poetry and epic .... was you ..

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: caregiving, cute love, emotions, fantasy, first love, funny love,

A Butterfly For My Lady

I stay far away from my lady,
Is there anything that can make my day?

Suddenly something came into my mind,
Might be the best way I can use it's wind;

Actually I am desperate to meet her,
But how come? It's not easier,

I have to find out a way,
Might be a butterfly can't do betray.

Finally, I have sent a butterfly as my agent,
I request him, Don't be arrogant,

Stay calm and quiet there,
Keep watching my lady, don't show aspire.

Now it's become her permanent room member 
From a distance it's kept watching her.

Wish it will not be disappeared,
If it's so then I will be disappointed.

Poem Details | by Lisa Costigan |
Categories: humor,

Perfect

Nobody is Perfect,Therefor I am Nobody

Poem Details | by kristin gregoire |
Categories: adventure, brother, childhood, confusion, daughter, dedication, faith, family, father, fear, children, friendship, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, growing up, me, me,

what is family

Blood doesn't always make you family to me its loyalty and respect if I need you right beside me is where you'll be To me blood is not a big deal,To me it matters whos real and whos around when im up or when i fallen to the ground thats how i feel for me always ready to chill and for me will kill the people who always been there before and are here still

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: food, fun, humorous,

Spicy Food

Spicy food, Spicy food;
Wonderful sight to see
From villages to towns everywhere Spicy food,
While my passion for food goes beyond me.

Spicy Chicken, Spicy Chicken;
I can less control myself for thee 
I can see everywhere dancing Spicy Chicken,
In the summer's day I don't prefer to drink tea.

Spicy Fish, Spicy Fish;
You always touch on my nostrils 
From rivers to home everywhere Spicy Fish,
It gives me unlimited thrills.

Poem Details | by lonely mabale |
Categories: art, best friend, confidence, desire, feelings, humor, insect,

Who am I

Embrace my name. 
Call my name I shall respond.
Ask Between two I will respond.
Who am I. Stimulate me I will turn. 
Open your mouth in front of my vision I will stop.
Point me, I react.
I cry when there is pain and happiness beyond me.
Call I shall respond

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: adventure, beauty, dedication, fantasy, hilarious, introspection,

The Full Moon

There is a lake somewhere,
I want to go there,
If there will be full moon light
My heart will be bright.
There will be pin drop silence,
That environment will make me out of sense;
The crickets will start non stop singing
The light of the moon will start dancing,
There will be a boat close to the lake's bank,
I suppose to say, 'thank'-
If there is someone gives me company,
She is nothing but Anne.
The wind will be whispering,
The enjoyment of my heart will be increasing,
I will make shower with the light of the moon;
It will not stop but going on.

Poem Details | by Md Shahadat Hossain |
Categories: beauty, fantasy, hilarious, kiss, miss you,

The Vibration Of Romance

The Earth lowered its eyes and raise its head,
The birds stopped their singing indeed.
The wind gets calm and quiet,
The water turns into bright.
The mur mur sound of the forest get slower,
The Queen bee collecting honey from the flower.
The waves dropped close to the silent river,
The motionless sky started to whisper.
We don't want to forget how to miss,
It can remind us how we did our first kiss.
The surrounding nature started to dancing,
The bells of temple started to ringing.
The stars of the sky are dazzling without fears ,
We can try to make us happier forgetting our tears.

Poem Details | by Busani Zuma |
Categories: class, cry, dark, deep, grief, humanity, humor,

be hold

be brave my soul, there is no hope anymore,
people have chosen the darkness instead of the light,
the world is upside down.

fear has overcome our happiness, there is no hope.
our blossoming lives have all gone bad because of the darkness,
we are all scared of the sunlight as it brings tears on our lives.

but even the darkness is not kind at us but at list we can hide from the reality.
at list we can lock the doors and hope for God to save us from us.
at list we can be together as a family just to protect one another.

our beautiful world is not safe anymore,
people get killed,
people get raped,
what happened to the humanity?



Poem Details | by Jo Bien |
Categories: introspection, lost lovefunny, funny, me,

it's funny

it's funny how a memory can take me back in time
a photo that is faded, that once was black and white
it's  funny how a song could hold such fantasies
and what you always said, is what I now believe

it's funny that I built castles, out of little grains of sand
and how it never worked out, exactly like I planned
it's funny that before my eyes, sunlight turned to gray
everything seems different, everything has changed

it's funny that a dream can take me back in time
to places and embraces, things I left behind
it's funny that a heart can lay love's pain to rest
after all the heartache and all I did invest

Poem Details | by mohamad safan |
Categories: fun, funny love, love, missing, romantic, together, writing,

a secret

hssss! i will tell a secret
awful! awful!

your heart knew
my secret!

it does not become a secret
because it went and moved

from my heart to your heart
but i hide it

what ?
a secret!

i love you indeed
that i wanted

i wanted
not to tell
your heart

Poem Details | by Jo Bien |
Categories: funny

what's up with that

sent you a perfumed letter
came back stamped, return to sender
I'm de-fizzed like a soda gone flat
baby, what's up with that?

sent you a heart on facebook
trying to find a brand new hook
ignored and turned down flat
baby, what's up with that?

sent you a smiley face
instant message, got there right away
I think that it went splat
baby, what's up with that?

gonna send you one more text
don't know what I'll do next
I think you've pulled your welcome mat
baby, what's up with that?

all this leaves me feeling deflated
like a movie that's over rated
like Casey, I struck out a bat
baby, what's up with that

Poem Details | by Jo Bien |
Categories: funny

the list

my kiss was at the top of the list
of the things you thought you'd miss
I know it wasn't my mind
you couldn't read it most of the time

what other things could there be
that you don't miss about me
could it be wit a little to acute
okay, that point is moot

when you look at all the things
that you don't miss about me
I know that loving wasn't one
I don't think we could be outdone

Poem Details | by Allan Terry |
Categories: character, film, guitar, hilarious, i love you, music, romantic love,

YEAH OKAY

I COULD PUT A MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
MAYBE IT'LL FIND IT'S WAY TO YOU
SEND BY MESSANGER PIGEON
SOUND'S LIKE A SIMPLE THING TO DO
BUT I RATHER HAVE YOU TO RELY THIS
MESSAGE FOR ME.
TELL MY BABY I LOVE HER
AND SHE'S MY EVERY THING!@
MAYBE YOU THINK THAT I'M JUST WASTING MY TIME
KEEPING FAITH IN SOME ONE
WHO ACT'S LIKE YOU AINT WORTH A DIME
BUT IF YOU KNOW THE WOMAN I KNOW
THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND
JUST TELL MY BABY I LOVE HER
AND I'LL BE BY WHEN I CAN!
TELL MY BABY I LOVE HER
AND I'LL BE BY WHEN I CAN!

Poem Details | by Nathan D. |
Categories: 3rd grade, humor,

The Riddle of the Sphincter

On Monday, May 21, 2012 12:15 PM, nate d  wrote:


What can run but never walks
has no mouth so cannot talk
has no nose but can still smell
Has no brain and can not think
but is asociated with great ideas
Has no eyes and can not read
But can make its presense known among newspaper and magazines
Sometimes it gives a warning 
Like thunder b4 lightning

My poop is chunky
With nuts and junk and stuff
My poop is stinky
Like some kinda funky skunk
It's brown and green
My refried bean machine 
Its warm and squishy
Flops and plops like a tiny fishy