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Poem Details | by David Brown |
Categories: anxiety, dark, depression, humor, image,

Viral

Thoughts 
    and 
  feelings
 on a 
   downward 
 spiral,
now 
  that's 
what's 
  truly, 
   going 
viral


Poem Details | by TAMMY REAMS |
Categories: appreciation, fashion, funny, humor, humorous, imagery, women,

Shoes and Toes

I'm a bit confused when it comes to shoes and see a big toe that's been bruised
or the second toe is longer and trying to conquer the big toes space with an embrace

If you have this problem don't wear open toe shoes they do not amuse
but only gives us a clue you may need a canoe or a pair of tennis shoes

Why wear shoes that are four feet tall and look like a ski slope 
and you walk like your on a tightrope afraid you will fall and have to crawl

If you have a toe problem don't be embarrassed a little buckle on your shoe top
will get a cute chuckle and you won't have to wear boots in that nice pants suite


T Reams   2/11/2015

Poem Details | by Gary Fields |
Categories: allegory, funny, slam, time,

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Poem Details | by James Horn |
Categories: analogy, encouraging, humorous,

Young and Youthful

If you are always young and youthful
Are you really being honest and truthful?
Or was the way you wish you had been
Looking so pretty, nice and then.

There must be some kind of a catch
But I was mortified after finding the match
You will never guess who it turned out to be
Someone weird who liked exactly like me.

Would I ever come completely to my senses
And start using the correct verb tenses
Or this you it would probably disturb
When it was very likely to be an adverb.

How ironic it had been when I imitated
Someone in a picture Van Gogh created
And what I learned when I last did look
Is me for Van Gogh I was badly took.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: food, funny, life,

In Silence Eat Chocolate Cake

Lonely and in silence I eat chocolate cake When I arise my dessert walks behind in ripple shake
Sponsor: Black Eyed Susan Contest: 1 rhyming couplet or 1 rhyming triplet

Poem Details | by Chukwuemeka Mbah |
Categories: black african american, caregiving, courage, funny, grief, humorous, inspirational, introspection,

POINTING FINGERS

You are one of the reasons
Why they inflate their quote
If you had seized the seasons
Good men could have had your vote


You are one of the reasons
Why our sweet land has gone sour in waste
Here is one of your multiple treasons
You aid corruption just to suit your taste


You are one of the reasons we wedge weighty wrath
Bombs daily detonate like fickle fireworks far north
You decided to do nothing but shut your mouth
So they took our weary sail south

You are one of the reasons the land is inflicted with rape
Overflowing in abundance yet you mong like a greedy ape
Alas our land is grey and old but not due
And it hurts me to know that I am also you.

Poem Details | by Cona Adams |
Categories: animal, humor, sun,

Sidewinder

             A
          wave
             of
             heat 
               undu-
                   lates
                    in   
                 the
              sun's
            rays
        like a
       pond
         sur-
           face
            blown
                 by
                  the
                  wind.
                 Does
                the
              hot
           pave-
         ment
        fry
         his
            B
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                 l
                   l
                     y
                     ?

Poem Details | by mukur biswas |
Categories: art, kids, hilarious, imagination,

For Duchamp

porcelain has a sensation -
But that doormat is septic!

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: humor,

Futurist

The Futurist
I was looking into the magic box of colours 
and saw a kaleidoscope of dreams ready to
be released to those with a vision.
A saw the dream of a farm hand and his 
milk maid girlfriend they were getting married 
and the dream was to lease a bit of land and
start a pig breeding farm. A dream measured to 
the reality of what was possible. 

 Most dreams in the box were fanciful, the ones  
one smiles about in mature years, yet worth 
dreaming as it makes the dreamer aware of colours 
shifting hue.  Sifting through discarded dreams 
I didn´t find mine, which I was glad of, because my 
dream has yet to be fulfilled.  

Poem Details | by Arthur Zozulya |
Categories: humorous, work,

Work

I’m not afraid of work
I don’t run away from it
I take great challenges head on…
If no work – I go to sleep;
If there's job – I slumber through it.

Poem Details | by MC MC |
Categories: funny

CROCODILE SMILE

He would go the extra mile with a smile;
He could do it too. cause he's a crocodile!

Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: humor,

Tombstones

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           She                                                                           He
Born: January 05, 1822                                                Born: April 10, 1820
Died: April ll, 1860                                                       Died: March 11, 1860  

Wanted all she saw                                                     Died trying to give
Would die without it                                                    It
   

Poem Details | by Mike Samford |
Categories: funny, life, on work and working, peace, time,

Once I was a Carpenter

I 
once
was just
a carpenter
and all I built was
step ladders, or stairs.
I was on my way to the top.

Poem Details | by Arthur Zozulya |
Categories: humorous, work,

Corporate Stiffs

From Monday through Friday
We come to work - and work and work…

No fun allowed
No smiles, no jokes
It’s a serious job
Our work that we work…

No horsing around
It’s not allowed…
We are corporate robots 
And we are proud!!!

Poem Details | by Erin W. |
Categories: funny, imagination

Drunken Inverted Triangle

Drunken Inverted Triangle


I am a weird shape but, easy to figure out.
I would like to think, that I even standout.
 I am an inverted martini glass filled up!
   I will not spill because I will stand up.
     I am a upside down pyramid too.
      I am a inverted nutrition menu.
       I’m a yield sign for the corner.
         I am a upside down dollar.
            Next time, you see me.
              Just think, I can't be.
               a circle. But, I can  
                be used in news-
                  articles. Watch 
                    me be used; 
                       in other
                        things
                          too!

Poem Details | by Myah Petri |
Categories: hilarious, humor,

Food

Food
We all need it
We all crave it
Food
Is what we wake up to in the morning
It's what we desire to have
Food
Is always there no matter what
No matter what feeling you're feeling
Food

Poem Details | by Gary Fields |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend,

Vengeful Relations

My best friend once
Told me that she
Had my back,
But then, I found out
What the problem was
It was that she really
Had my back
         -And-
Yes, my best friend
Did have my back
And it sticks', pricks'
And it hurt's
All over, and over 
And over again!

               GF

Poem Details | by Amber Chafer |
Categories: funny,

Square, sorry first attempt might be bad

I am a square, I have four edges..
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Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: easter, humor,

EASTER BUNNY

E E A S A S T E R T E R BUNNY BUNNY HIDING (O) EASTER (O) EGGS FUN FOR THE CHILDREN GO SEEK AND FIND ON EASTER DAY GET LUCKY FIND ONE AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. A DELICIOUS MILK CHOCOLATE EASTER EGG
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Poem Details | by Eileen R. Kelly |
Categories: funny, people,

Confess


I sometimes look at people 
like they must have two heads

The things they say, the things they do
retard is the best address

like idiots they complain, obnoxious
and they're rude...

...and they look at us like we are stupid
when thier own stupidness eludes...

Whilst driving approaching a pedestrian...
A man he waits to cross...

The idiot behind parps his horn, 
and mouths to me hurry up!

Now the man that is crossing is 
by no means a dwarf...

The idiot behind cant see...

But by now his mind has morphed...

So I lower my car window -

...and I give him the salute!

Sending him a very clear message...
what he can do with his little toot...

Poem Details | by Aleera De La Keur |
Categories: animals, funny

What My Dog Runs From

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Poem Details | by Sara Kendrick |
Categories: education, funny, imagination

Up

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(The movie "Up" if you haven't seen it is worth the effort. )

Poem Details | by karen croft |
Categories: funny,

with one word



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Poem Details | by Frances Angela Torrelavega |
Categories: confusion, funny, passion,

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Poem Details | by Gary Jones |
Categories: art, funny, life, sweet, sweet,

French Distortion Times Three

Cool, sweet distortion is what I crave.
The sweet French variety,
fat olives in abundance,
always serve best.
Problems
of the
long,
hot
day
seem
to just melt away
after just one of these magic potions.


“Shaken, not stirred,” was Bond’s steady reply.
What an ingenious answer to
the action and intrigue.
Even the slope
of the
cool,
slim,
clear
glass
reminds me of a topless, 
passionate woman, ready to ease my pain.


Yes, you can keep all your bliss of the inferior.
I take my chilled relief of reality
with olives or onions.
I’m very easy
to please.
Just
chill
it,
add
olives
and it must by all means
be thoroughly of the French variety.