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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,

Earth Day

~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


~*~


Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,

Strange Uncle

If I had but one wish
I would want back my pet fish.
For my uncle came to town
And in mother's dressing gown,
Served him on her favorite dish.

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: corruption, humorous, hyperbole, political, psychological, satire, words,

Conspiracy nut

when some one else is                                                                                                   caught it's a conspiracy                                                                                                   when I say something

Poem Details | by Lewis Raynes |
Categories: corruption, crazy, fear, humor, nonsense, obituary, political, war,

Trump is a lunatic

Trump, from afar, is a lunatic, a maniac,
A complete unemotional psychopath.
He talks like an imbecile- a crazy, a loony
A very real alarmist sociopath.

Wanting the people’s adulation, for his ego, his strength,
He talks, his first option war.
For any made up problem, he talks of having no destitute;
He’ll fill his armies with the poor.

Because he knows the people don’t care, they have no warmth,
It's He they will underestimate. 
His lack of respect, his lack of empathy, of sense,
He just won’t tolerate.

Other cultures and other societies,
He’ll use Power to your nation’s detriment.
Making the U.S., your country once so proud,
Become so irrelevant.

Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: abuse, corruption, environment, humor, humorous, political,

Fracked

The “Bad Witch of Oz” lost her throne
They weren’t gonna’ leave her alone
… the water was Fracked
… it’s how she got whacked
But … how many others aren’t known!


Poem Details | by Earl Schumacker |
Categories: corruption, culture, humorous, judgement, murder, political, religion,

Ghost Gun

        Ghost Gun

Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Was called to school one day
Johnny pee pants raised his hands
He was about to pray
Teacher yelled, “He’s got a gun!”
The cop shot Johnny dead
….Then read him his rights….
Years were spent on investigations 
In hopes of finding a clue
The judge had called it a “Suicide”
Nothing else is new
Society went along for the ride
Thank goodness only one child died
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Still searches the school today
Preventing crimes and looking for fingers 
Loaded and ready to fire
A lesson can be learned from this
That is, where not to pray
Do it in church
Or else you’ll be cursed
By the guns of the Holy Ghost ire

Poem Details | by Gail DeBole |
Categories: corruption, humor, humorous,

Flimflamming the Scam

February 29, 2016
Written by Gail DeBole 

A man born into a world of scams
Had a father adept at flim-flam.
He lived by what he was taught
Until the day he was caught
By police who out-flimflammed his scam.

Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: absence, abuse, confusion, corruption, funny,

paranormal activity

it's too late to read this poem!

The poem was removed, due to alien activity.

Area 51


By: PD

Poem Details | by Andrew Crisci |
Categories: funny, people, satire

CORRUPTION IN LEGAL MATTERS

He defended two thieves with a smirk:
one bimbo and a jerk;
the old, crooked judge released them
knowing it was a scam...
they walked free applauding his trick.

Poem Details | by Brandon Carter |
Categories: adventure, boyfriend, corruption, desire, girlfriend, humor, humorous, husband, innocence, longing, lust, marriage, romance, romantic, sexy, wife,

The Freaks Come Out At Night

Written December 29, 2013


You don't see me
You see her silhouetted by the vapor
My hands all over
She's an introverted now and later

You can build a wall
Before you fall
But I'd give up
When the wall will fall
I'll be waiting here
Plein de plaisir

In your snatch fits pleasure
Broom-shaped pleasure, even better
Like politicians
Spilling oil on the wonderland

The sun will fall
The moon will rise, the freaks come out at night
Native tongues and foreign lands
Leave me handcuffed to the night stand

You can build a wall
Before you fall
But I'd give up
When the wall will fall
I'll be waiting here
Plein de plaisir

Poem Details | by eric boddie |
Categories: anger, betrayal, corruption, funny, hate, horror, lust,

Lessons Learnt in Life

"Lessons Learnt in Life"
5.  Never trust anyone

She
Saw me
Asked for fee
Oh no, baby
I get it for free
But lust gives new degrees
Oh yes, she was so sexy
She said, "With no hands, it's messy"
That turned me on, so I guess you see
The tempting dilemma it came to be
I told her her river would become sea
She winked, walked away, that's fantasy
No latex held, seduced by three
In the morning, destiny
Now dictates burning pee
Then I had to flee
So urgently
Now agree
Boldly
Gee



I had to try this but please don't think this is true....knock on wood....lol

Poem Details | by john castro |
Categories: corruption,

this funny thing called freedom

THIS FUNNY THING CALLED 
FREEDOM 

time has a funny way of making 
people into liars 
 it endorses corporate America a 
smoking gun out for hire

home of the censored and shredded 
constitution 
 programmed drones in a 
manipulative institution 

heil hitler to the flag is what really is 
implied 
 freedom from tyranny and 
oppression is pretty much a lie 

"YES WE CAN!" was the change that 
never did occur 
 its the flea who ****ed the whale!? 
but are you really sure??
 the funny thing is that in this crazy 
little twist 
 you just might think youre free when 
the handcuff hits your wrist

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: corruption, humorous, sports,

HAVING A BALL - IT JUST ISN'T CRICKET

His team’s chances he hoped to enhance - So a cricket player took a chance He’s caught ball tampering Such disgrace it did bring He got snapped with his hands down his pants! 3/27/18

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: conflict, corruption, evil, feelings, hate, humor, rude,

Shy

I'm not shy
I just think
Most people
Simply stink.

Poem Details | by Gail Foster |
Categories: addiction, corruption, humor, political, power, satire, silly,

Keith Vaz and all that Jazz

So farewell Keith Vaz, we don’t really mind
Whether you steered from the front or behind
But the coke was a bit of an epic fail
What’s that, you’re snorting, I didn’t inhale?

So hello Keith Vaz, you’re still knocking about
You can lock up yer closet now yer out
And maybe hang out with Osborne and stuff
Isn’t he a bit of a powder puff?

© Gail Foster 6th September 2016

Poem Details | by Amanda Reslink |
Categories: body, corruption, cry, desire, funny, humor, lust,

Wonder and Lust

Sexy fun salty sweet
Swish, dip, whip and roll,
Love to take a south bound stroll.

Sticky dripping goo,
Uh oh; those look very blue,
Enjoy a protein shake?

Friends first,
Virtue and chaste,
It's ok to wait.

Smooth as silk,
Or bear skin rug...
Matters of personal design.

So much praise,
Between crying sobs...
Worship of the fleshly gods!

Poem Details | by Rhoda Tripp |
Categories: corruption, dark, emo, humor, humorous, natural disasters, sick,

Demon Dance

There once was an old man, a perv.
And wow! He had quite the nerve.
He pulled down his pants,
Said "Watch my demon dance."
He really threw me a curve.

Poem Details | by Venu Annamraju |
Categories: car, corruption, humorous, pollution,

'Hood'winked

We had been bribing good,
as long as we could
Fooling everyone, 
under the sun

Rich and poor alike we treated,
didn't care who we cheated
We were robbing under the hood,
cause the money was so good

Norms we dared flout,
when we had the clout
Alas, now we are caught,
what to say we know not

For no amount of spin, 
can cover our sin
Please don't wish us dead,
just because we gave back some lead

Who we are, you may have guessed by now
for those not in the know
Folksdragon. 
Dust Auto.

Poem Details | by Tera Brown |
Categories: anger, corruption, funny,

Isn't It Funny

Isn't it funny,
How you met me,
Isn't it funny,
How you make things seem graceful,
Isn't it funny,
Your not with me now,
Because you left,
For someone who broke up a home,
Isn't it funny,
How you broke my heart,
Knowing the one you were with,
Did the same thing,
That played you,
From the start,
Isn't it funny,
How karma works,
Just knowing the way you left me,
Is all of what you got,
And just from the start....

Poem Details | by richard nnoli |
Categories: africa, change, corruption, courage, humanity, humor, motivation,

where the dieing world exist

Where the dieing world exist 
Devalued lifes
Full of shadows 
Of slaves
Where poverty live 
With out evacuation

So if you ever care 
Please 

Help preserve the third world where 
The dieing world exist 

Poem Details | by John Beam |
Categories: corruption, humor, political, religion, satire, words,

Satyr's glasshouse

a little satire                                                                                                           never hurt anyone repent                                                                                              if you are a big one

Poem Details | by jan oskar hansen |
Categories: corruption, freedom, humor,

relaxants

Relaxants 

Someone was coming to look at my house,
it is for sale, they should be here at three.
Not being used to people I took 5 milligram 
Valium… they didn´t arrive at three, I took
a pill of ten milligram.

Now I was totally relaxed, made coffee and 
asked myself why should have to wait.
for people who can´t keep time. I felt a bit 
drowsy and fell asleep, heard knocking on 
my door but didn´t bother to open.

Spiders web hang from the beams and my 
dog who has been dead for ten years still is
on a carpet in the hall. Would be buyers will
only come  in to complain, who needs that.  

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: conflict, corruption, hate, humorous, nice, people, sometimes,

In a smear

In a smear the nicest ink 
can insufferably stink.

Volodymyr Knyr
2017

Poem Details | by Troy Toney |
Categories: betrayal, confusion, corruption, games, hilarious, silly, spoken word,

The Ticket Man

Step right up dear folks
Please listen if you can 
For tonight I tell a tale
First buy from the ticket man

Go ahead and sit dear folks 
Set your chairs right on the land 
Now that you have your voucher 
You bought from the ticket man

So please listen up dear folks
A tale of wonders Is the plan
You'll be in awe you'll be amazed
Glad you saw the ticket man

You've been entertained dear folks 
Distracted though it was a scam
Your pockets have been picked b
Oh yes by the ticket man

Sorry to say it dear folks
To fool you ashamed I am
But my job is done it's time to run
And catch up to the ticket man

Written 12-21-18

Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: body, character, corruption, funny, hate, murder, violence,

Colonel Flighty

Colonel Flighty is a cad
Thinks himself a funny wag
Thinks he's mighty, ain't that sad
"Look at me! A strutting stag!"

Jiggly belly, jowls that sag
Throat all phlegmy, such a drag
Trousers smelly, makes you gag
Leaky colostomy bag.

Toss him quickly drown a crag
If he lives we'll be so mad
End his sickly feeble brag
Hear his fading shout, "Egad!"