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Poem Details | by Paloma P |
Categories: crazy, humorous, hyperbole,

elbbabohcysp

There's a place whence children dwell amid fairy stories, popcorn rainbows & candied unicorns, which is fine & dandy except when you're supposed to be a grown-*** adult, some people live 'round La-La landscapes without a hint of reality's woefulness, unable to read skywriting on the cosmos If you believe in miracles or that nothing ever changes and love lasts forever and a day or just say, you got a damn ticket because your unicorn was inconveniently double-parked, rest assured thine meter is delusional


Poem Details | by Jennifer Young |
Categories: body, caregiving, crazy, funny, health, husband, rude,

The Tale of the Dirty Dick

Girls, if you ever find a man of great persistence
Listen to your ******, and say NO! with adequate resistance
You see chicks, when a dude gets a hard dick
If it's dirty, it can make you super sick
Painful pisses and cloudy urine will follow suit
All because Dirty Dick Man wanted to discharge his root
So, ladies, beware...there are diseases out there
No Dick gets serviced until it's clean and faire
Run, scream, shout, "Spank your ****ing monkey!"
Please, I beg of you, do as I now  propose
Keep your ****** sparkling clean-never let it decompose.


Poem Details | by Blake Holland |
Categories: adventure, allusion, anger, art, color, confusion, cool, crazy, fantasy, fun, funny, music, new year, paradise, rap, riddle, rude, song,

Northern Suburbia

Your love is real 
the love you feel.
Your love is great 
the love you make.
Your records are on fire 
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy, 
or be fat and lazy. 
So I played some Doors 
and saw some whores. 
So I said goodbye 
and they all must die, fool. 
So dig my guts 
and eat my brain 
and then go insane. 
I don't
Care I love it 
so forget it, Punk!

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: humorous,

HE'S DRIVING HER CRAZY

A nervous old driver from Barking Was awful at driving and parking He’d curse and he’d cuss Make such a huge fuss And suffer his wife’s constant carping 6th March 2015

Poem Details | by Laura Breidenthal |
Categories: adventure, best friend, cat, crazy, cute love, friendship, funny,

Staircase Race

March 21, 2015

you shan't win
not this day my furry friend
watch me run

head start - yeah!
close to end he leaps down ledge
watch him fly

staircase race 
wins and rubs it in my face
prissy proud prance

Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: crazy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, imagery,

The Forgetful Man

O, what a forgetful man!

He forgot the wallet
in the car.

He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.

He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.

He forgot the name
of the restaurant he went to.

He forgot where he parked
his car.

He forgot his driving license
at his house.

He forgot his cell phone
in the restaurant’s washroom.

He forgot that today is his third
marriage anniversary.

O, what a forgetful man he is!



Contest: Humor Contest

Date of Entry: 6/8/2016

Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: funny, happiness, imagination, people, crazy,

Crazy, Yes

Crazy is defined by the crazy things you do
Really crazy things are just too crazy, too
A crazy person laughs when no one is around
Zealous crazy people are too busy to be found
Yes, crazy is as crazy does, who really can define?

Your definition of crazy is well kept in your mind.
Even when you’re normal, crazy still remains
Some keep crazy in their hearts, to look like they’re still sane. 

Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: crazy, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humorous, imagery, urban,

Waiter and Waiting

How long will I wait Mr. Waiter?
You only brought me water,
yet I requested for ox-tail soup,
and a bowl of carrots and a tulip.
Mr. Waiter, you are not serving a rat;
I'm by all facial definitions a brown cat.
Sometimes I'm a disciplined vegetarian,
like my rabbit friend, whose Hungarian.
I'm so hungry that I can eat a whole horse;
ask my master who never leaves his house.
For a long time, you've looked at me like a ghost;
you've never seen a talking cat as your guest?
I can see your eyes so surprised with wonder;
wait until you hear the order of one Mr. Panda!

Poem Details | by Teddy Kimathi |
Categories: art, crazy, humor, humorous, mystery,

In Search of the Mind

(This poem was published in Every Day Poets. Enjoy the read!!!!)


“You have lost your mind!”
they told him. His eccentricities
surpassed the boundaries
they regarded as
normal.
Determined to get his mind back,
he searched forest, roadside,
bridge, cemetery….everywhere he remembered
visiting; wondering whether his mind existed or not,
because he had memories.


By: Teddy Kimathi

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: crazy, food, humorous, words,

DON'T 'BRIE LEAVE' A WORD

I consulted a tyromancer To see if I could find an answer She consulted some cheese And told me so much sleaze I’m convinced she’s just a fat chancer! Written after I read an article in the dentist’s waiting room today and I discovered that Tyromancy is form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates 09-19-17

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, crazy, humorous,

JUST HORSIN' AROUND

Some airlines allow a small pet To stop folk from getting upset But a ‘comfort horse’ Isn’t par for the course I’d challenge this airline’s mindset! I’m allergic to animal fur Of kitties who meow and purr It would drive me insane If pets were on my plane I wonder do others concur! 2/19/20 https://news.sky.com/story/miniature-horse-called-fred-travels-first-class-on-american-airlines-flight-11937051

Poem Details | by PAT Adams |
Categories: character, crazy, depression, humor,

The Suicidal Moth

Once there was a moth that flew up to Doctor John
He said I'm depressed, I'm a suicidal one"
 Doc John said, "I'm no shrink," 
"Why stop here do you think?"
He said, "Well, I had to, because the light was on!"

Poem Details | by Sunita U.D Palawon |
Categories: confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,

Crazy love

Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!

Poem Details | by robin davis |
Categories: crazy, humor, men,

What Makes Men Go Wild

They hold up "mountains" even "hills"
They catch crumbs and little spills
They come in shapes, colors, and sizes
Some holding "sexy" surprises
Fancy, lacy, even plain
Driving men slowly insane
Hiding under shirts and sweaters
More fun when they're getting wetter
Some are floppy Some are firm
But they seem to make men squirm
If you haven't figured it out
I'll tell you what it's all about
These crazy things are bras and boobs
Men are in a happy mood
Every time they can sneak
A look at these lovely "peaks"

Poem Details | by jay moore |
Categories: cool, crazy, humor,

Your Zest

Always
Believe
Can't
Deceive
Everybody
For
Good
Hah
Inside 
Joke
Killers
Like 
Me
Never
Offer 
Pardons
Questions
Reality
Several
Times
Until
Vengeance
Will
Xray
Your
Zest

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: crazy, desire, humor,

Black Friday

I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.

So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight ‘em,
and risk getting maimed
for a much-desired item.



Date: November 28, 2019
Contest Title: McWhirtle Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,

Bladder Problems in Class

Numbers on 
White board…names written hori-
zontally

Students ask
To go pee…right when class starts – 
THAT’S just wrong…

Bathroom line
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!

People are
Not using lunchtime to do 
Their business 

No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
IOUSLY?

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: business, crazy, hilarious,

- Greenland Is Not For Sale -




                                           play monopoly

                                    buy land and cities in cash _

                                          ... the game is over









23/08/2019
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved

Poem Details | by Ryan Lucas |
Categories: confusion, crazy, humor, humorous, lust, satire, slam,

Enlargement Pill

I took a pill in the morning
for a discrete rendezvous
Then another that evening
just before my date fell through

You know I must have been dreaming
cause she showed up out of the blue
At least I thought she was poking fun
when she said how something felt new

Oh it's sad but true

Now all the fellas are jealous
since I'm packing heat for two
And all their ladies they love me
cause they've seen the tricks I can do

I just assumed she was satisfied
as the bond between us grew
Yet her inbox is still not full
and I'm stuffing it into my shoe

It's sad but true
Oh if you only knew

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,

Girl From Nantucket

I once knew a girl from Nantucket 
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it


Just not clean enough for contests---lol

Poem Details | by Andy Craig |
Categories: crazy, friendship, fun, happiness, humor, silly, simile,

Laughter

 Jokes and laughter,

 some ones patter.its

 all part of the banter.

 Crack a smile its been

 a while, have a laugh

 be all out daft. A sore

 side and tears, drawn

 from memories of ever

 lasting silly cheer.

 Laughter is the cure, its

 sure to turn that frown

 upside down.

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: crazy, children, funny,

Pizza Mad

Pizza, pizza, pizza roony,
I want one with the works very soony,
Gibbidy,gabbidy,gibbidy gock,
I'll get the money out of my sock,
But they said, no pizza, you're too loony.

Poem Details | by Richard Breese |
Categories: cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,

Strange Uncle

If I had but one wish
I would want back my pet fish.
For my uncle came to town
And in mother's dressing gown,
Served him on her favorite dish.

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: animal, color, crazy, funny, hilarious, humorous, uplifting,

The Pink Elephant

The Pink Elephant


As I drove to work one day
In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way
I was shocked to see her in the middle of town
With bright purple spots and wandering around

Oh she was not a usual sight
The police though didn’t believe I was right
Thought I was crazy, nuts or drunk
Out comes the breathalyzer, hope I am not sunk

Now as I convince them of my crazy sanity
There she comes, my lady in her pink dress of vanity
And wow she’s got purple spots and bedroom eyes!
For under her dress, so full and curvaceous

She has all the pages of my poetry salacious!


Note: Inspired by a Just for Laughs video, filmed here in Montreal!

Poem Details | by john williams |
Categories: children, funny,

Hat Crazy

Louise Gratton always wore a hat on,
Even on her bicycle when she sat on,
They were various colours and design,
Her millinery skills always fine,
Now she's making one to put her cat on.