Humorous and funny Crazy poems and/or funny poems about Crazy. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Crazy funny poems! Also, try our sister website's powerful search engine for poems or see our other Crazy Poems.
crazy, humorous, hyperbole,
There's a place whence children dwell amid
fairy stories, popcorn rainbows & candied unicorns,
which is fine & dandy except when
you're supposed to be a grown-*** adult,
some people live 'round La-La landscapes
without a hint of reality's woefulness,
unable to read skywriting on the cosmos
If you believe in miracles or
that nothing ever changes
and love lasts forever and a day
or just say,
you got a damn ticket because
your unicorn was inconveniently double-parked,
rest assured thine meter is delusional
body, caregiving, crazy, funny, health, husband, rude,
Girls, if you ever find a man of great persistence
Listen to your ******, and say NO! with adequate resistance
You see chicks, when a dude gets a hard dick
If it's dirty, it can make you super sick
Painful pisses and cloudy urine will follow suit
All because Dirty Dick Man wanted to discharge his root
So, ladies, beware...there are diseases out there
No Dick gets serviced until it's clean and faire
Run, scream, shout, "Spank your ****ing monkey!"
Please, I beg of you, do as I now propose
Keep your ****** sparkling clean-never let it decompose.
adventure, allusion, anger, art, color, confusion, cool, crazy, fantasy, fun, funny, music, new year, paradise, rap, riddle, rude, song,
Your love is real
the love you feel.
Your love is great
the love you make.
Your records are on fire
its your desire.
Take me out tonight
and go wild and crazy,
or be fat and lazy.
So I played some Doors
and saw some whores.
So I said goodbye
and they all must die, fool.
So dig my guts
and eat my brain
and then go insane.
Care I love it
so forget it, Punk!
A nervous old driver from Barking
Was awful at driving and parking
He’d curse and he’d cuss
Make such a huge fuss
And suffer his wife’s constant carping
6th March 2015
adventure, best friend, cat, crazy, cute love, friendship, funny,
March 21, 2015
you shan't win
not this day my furry friend
watch me run
head start - yeah!
close to end he leaps down ledge
watch him fly
wins and rubs it in my face
prissy proud prance
crazy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, imagery,
O, what a forgetful man!
He forgot the wallet
in the car.
He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.
He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.
He forgot the name
of the restaurant he went to.
He forgot where he parked
He forgot his driving license
at his house.
He forgot his cell phone
in the restaurant’s washroom.
He forgot that today is his third
O, what a forgetful man he is!
Contest: Humor Contest
Date of Entry: 6/8/2016
funny, happiness, imagination, people, crazy,
Crazy is defined by the crazy things you do
Really crazy things are just too crazy, too
A crazy person laughs when no one is around
Zealous crazy people are too busy to be found
Yes, crazy is as crazy does, who really can define?
Your definition of crazy is well kept in your mind.
Even when you’re normal, crazy still remains
Some keep crazy in their hearts, to look like they’re still sane.
crazy, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humorous, imagery, urban,
How long will I wait Mr. Waiter?
You only brought me water,
yet I requested for ox-tail soup,
and a bowl of carrots and a tulip.
Mr. Waiter, you are not serving a rat;
I'm by all facial definitions a brown cat.
Sometimes I'm a disciplined vegetarian,
like my rabbit friend, whose Hungarian.
I'm so hungry that I can eat a whole horse;
ask my master who never leaves his house.
For a long time, you've looked at me like a ghost;
you've never seen a talking cat as your guest?
I can see your eyes so surprised with wonder;
wait until you hear the order of one Mr. Panda!
art, crazy, humor, humorous, mystery,
(This poem was published in Every Day Poets. Enjoy the read!!!!)
“You have lost your mind!”
they told him. His eccentricities
surpassed the boundaries
they regarded as
Determined to get his mind back,
he searched forest, roadside,
bridge, cemetery….everywhere he remembered
visiting; wondering whether his mind existed or not,
because he had memories.
By: Teddy Kimathi
crazy, food, humorous, words,
I consulted a tyromancer
To see if I could find an answer
She consulted some cheese
And told me so much sleaze
I’m convinced she’s just a fat chancer!
Written after I read an article in the dentist’s waiting room today and I discovered that Tyromancy is form of divination involving observation of cheese, especially as it coagulates
animal, crazy, humorous,
Some airlines allow a small pet
To stop folk from getting upset
But a ‘comfort horse’
Isn’t par for the course
I’d challenge this airline’s mindset!
I’m allergic to animal fur
Of kitties who meow and purr
It would drive me insane
If pets were on my plane
I wonder do others concur!
character, crazy, depression, humor,
Once there was a moth that flew up to Doctor John
He said I'm depressed, I'm a suicidal one"
Doc John said, "I'm no shrink,"
"Why stop here do you think?"
He said, "Well, I had to, because the light was on!"
Sunita U.D Palawon
confusion, happiness, hilarious, love,
Crazy lovers; after each fight...a kid!
crazy, humor, men,
They hold up "mountains" even "hills"
They catch crumbs and little spills
They come in shapes, colors, and sizes
Some holding "sexy" surprises
Fancy, lacy, even plain
Driving men slowly insane
Hiding under shirts and sweaters
More fun when they're getting wetter
Some are floppy Some are firm
But they seem to make men squirm
If you haven't figured it out
I'll tell you what it's all about
These crazy things are bras and boobs
Men are in a happy mood
Every time they can sneak
A look at these lovely "peaks"
cool, crazy, humor,
crazy, desire, humor,
I won’t shop Black Friday
because I’m not ready
to fend for my life
in a scene rough and heady.
So call me a coward!
You won’t see me fight ‘em,
and risk getting maimed
for a much-desired item.
Date: November 28, 2019
Contest Title: McWhirtle Me
Sponsor: Charles Messina
anger, childhood, class, confusion, crazy, dedication, children, kids, funny, growing up, growth, high school, how i feel, innocence, inspiration, life, middle school, people, rights, school, social, stress, student, teacher, teen, teenage, time, today, truth, words, writing, youth,
White board…names written hori-
To go pee…right when class starts –
THAT’S just wrong…
Of students who have bladder
Problems – WOW!
Not using lunchtime to do
No one knows
When to do their duties – SER-
business, crazy, hilarious,
buy land and cities in cash _
... the game is over
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved
confusion, crazy, humor, humorous, lust, satire, slam,
I took a pill in the morning
for a discrete rendezvous
Then another that evening
just before my date fell through
You know I must have been dreaming
cause she showed up out of the blue
At least I thought she was poking fun
when she said how something felt new
Oh it's sad but true
Now all the fellas are jealous
since I'm packing heat for two
And all their ladies they love me
cause they've seen the tricks I can do
I just assumed she was satisfied
as the bond between us grew
Yet her inbox is still not full
and I'm stuffing it into my shoe
It's sad but true
Oh if you only knew
Jerry T Curtis
adventure, animal, crazy, hilarious, nonsense, silly, success,
I once knew a girl from Nantucket
Who chased down a goose, just to pluck it
As she ran, took a spill
So he gave her a quill
And I guess we all know, where he stuck it
Just not clean enough for contests---lol
crazy, friendship, fun, happiness, humor, silly, simile,
Jokes and laughter,
some ones patter.its
all part of the banter.
Crack a smile its been
a while, have a laugh
be all out daft. A sore
side and tears, drawn
from memories of ever
lasting silly cheer.
Laughter is the cure, its
sure to turn that frown
crazy, children, funny,
Pizza, pizza, pizza roony,
I want one with the works very soony,
I'll get the money out of my sock,
But they said, no pizza, you're too loony.
cheer up, corruption, crazy, fishing, giggle, humor,
If I had but one wish
I would want back my pet fish.
For my uncle came to town
And in mother's dressing gown,
Served him on her favorite dish.
animal, color, crazy, funny, hilarious, humorous, uplifting,
The Pink Elephant
As I drove to work one day
In amazement a pink elephant crossed my way
I was shocked to see her in the middle of town
With bright purple spots and wandering around
Oh she was not a usual sight
The police though didn’t believe I was right
Thought I was crazy, nuts or drunk
Out comes the breathalyzer, hope I am not sunk
Now as I convince them of my crazy sanity
There she comes, my lady in her pink dress of vanity
And wow she’s got purple spots and bedroom eyes!
For under her dress, so full and curvaceous
She has all the pages of my poetry salacious!
Note: Inspired by a Just for Laughs video, filmed here in Montreal!
Louise Gratton always wore a hat on,
Even on her bicycle when she sat on,
They were various colours and design,
Her millinery skills always fine,
Now she's making one to put her cat on.