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Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: allusion, creation, humor,

Rodin - New Icon

RODIN’S NEW ICON

Should Rodin live today would he be inspired
To sculpt a marble sequel to THE THINKER
Modern ethos means fresh image is required
To become an old to new generation linker

[Perhaps in stone less pale, a little pinker!]

He might witness casts of posture stereotypical
And find there inspiration for his art
With perceptive focussed eye and viewpoint quizzical 
An image would develop in his heart

Of a body bowed, head inclined toward hand sinister
While index digit stabs from aspect dexter
Then with his hands he’d clay or stone administer
To create a new iconic symbol; and name it: THE TEXTER


Poem Details | by Zoe Marshall |
Categories: creation, cute, emotions,

The Giggle Fairy

Hello, my name is Mary
And I'm a giggle fairy!
You will know when I am near
just listen then you'll hear...
The sound of gentle giggling
The sound of my wings wriggling
It's bound to make you smile
If you listen for a while
I arrive when you feel sad 
To make you feel less bad
I pour giggles in your heart 
but this is just the start
I steal away your fears
and dry up all your tears
Then when your giggles start
It's then I have to part
but I'll return one day
With giggles all the way 



Poem Details | by Cona Adams |
Categories: bible, creation, cute love, humor, humorous,

A Slight Improvement

Genesis 1:27 
God creates male and female


A Slight Improvement

All it took was one rib,
Adam wouldn’t miss it.
Look what he gained.

At first sight, he uttered
an ancient word the equivalent 
of the modern, “Wow!”

From the best use of a rib
of all time, came a creature
capable of charm, seduction,
procreation, gentleness, envy,
love, virtue, loyalty, jealousy,
deceit, and an affinity for salt.

Though she came from man,
she seeks always to best him,
and considers herself superior
in every way. After all, she has
that extra rib.

First Appeared in Galaxy of Verse.

Poem Details | by Zamreen Zarook |
Categories: age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,

Fake Words

Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook

God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.

Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.

Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.

Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.

Poem Details | by Flora Mae Gudez |
Categories: creation, high school, hilarious, humorous, my children, sexy, woman,

Behind the Selfies

I have a very brief confession
that I have to make.
It's about the selfies 
and it'll make you break.

I only wear glamorous tops 
during my homemade shots,
Since bottoms aren't seen
And only the face is on screen.

I give all my efforts
In putting some makeups
Just to look pretty on my selfie
And wrote on it -- hashtag no makeup.

I put on my lipsticks
And do the sexy duck face,
Then captioned the output with bible quotes
Though it doesn't relate.

Mom wondered
Why I locked myself in my room.
Oh please, I was just doing a selfie
and surprisingly came out well groomed.

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: celebrity, creation, humor, humorous, poets,

Milton

Behemoth, biggest
born of earth upheaved—vastness. 
—Milton (I stole it) 

Poem Details | by Reynaldo Mast |
Categories: beautiful, beauty, creation, drink, fruit, humor, humorous, wine,

Grape Wine Drink

Glittering Purple 
So pretty it is so sweet
Fruit of history

Glittering Purple
So pretty it is so sweet
Taste of memory

Glittering Purple
So pretty it is so sweet
Drink from grape it wines

Poem Details | by James Fraser |
Categories: animal, creation, fun, giggle, humor, life, smile,

You Obviously Haven't Been Listening

Talking to my wife about reincarnation Creature be, be a creature sensation Honestly what would you be A cow your telling me You obviously haven't been listening .

Poem Details | by Peter Dome |
Categories: animal, creation, garden, humor, insect, nature,

Red Bug

Red bug

*spotted *

on leaf.


Lady bug.


Peter Dome.copyright.2013.Dec.

Poem Details | by Llayn Mays |
Categories: childhood, creation, dream, funny love, growing up, happy, longing,

Thrill of it

Play

Rarely 

Goes without

Consequences 

Laugh

Poem Details | by Ronald Kent |
Categories: confusion, creation, games, humorous,

Mumble Jumble

Mumble Jumble Write poem I Will Excite word and Thrill Concern a Doubt Learn must verse bout Dig this brain Spike Big this challenge Like Work hard to Think Lurk me to Ink Feel the words Drive Deal staying Alive Wear that top Hat Care that top Cat Eager writes Read Meager to Concede Worried for Outcome Hurried I did Some Need me not Fret Greed not this Bet Between friend a Test Preen then we Rest

Poem Details | by Shanity Rain |
Categories: beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,

new aquatic species

       Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic 

  Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman  

  only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous 

  once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie 

  Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands

  The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze  ?


    " The World is not ready to see what I have "  Jacques Cousteau ~


         to be entered in The Science contest ~

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: adventure, analogy, betrayal, creation, humor, longing, wisdom,

Cooking Up Stories

Why would I care enough
to open your story?
Why don't I care enough
to fill you in to mine?

I love your wild willingness,
can't say the same for our willfulness
to exchange our belonging
for side-by-side longing.
for being karma's relentless becoming
when we could more peacefully
become simple co-incarnate being.

Prime being together
feeds my soul to yours,
organic compost
sublime breakfast
wild beings
with stir-flying nice.

Freedom from recipe's half-baked inwardness
evolves freedom toward half-fried out hypothesis.

Natural nutrients grow strong values
folding our stories with care.

Poem Details | by Ivo Cosentino |
Categories: adventure, creation, fun, funny, nice, poems, poetry,

My rhyme the best

Hi! I want to chant why my rhyme is the best;
I have a scant five minutes—this my time really limits;
If I fail it won't be my demise—Errare humanum est;
My rhyme makes folks gawk, sometimes so much they
Cannot even talk—My rhymes surprise and blow you away!

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10th April 2014
Contest: Rhyme Battle: Round Five
Sponsor: Juli-Michelle
Placing: 5th

Poem Details | by Voahanitriniaina Rabary-Andriamanday |
Categories: creation, dream, film, humorous,

The Typewriter

Some winter day,
In Orson's realm...
Or was it just a film?

One Paris night,
Along The Seine streams...
Or was it in my dreams?

I saw them, spies,
I heard all the cries...
Or had I been dreaming?

A machine gun
Would not stop to run...
Or was it still this film?

I woke up, then,
To grab a new pen...
Could THAT all make MY film?

The typewriter
let her fingers run...
WHO'LL STOP THIS MACHINE GUN!?

(Written on 04/27/2013)

Poem Details | by PoetPrentice Dupins |
Categories: bible, creation, funny, irony, jesus, silly, work,

Dear Adam and Eve, you had 1 Job, that's all

        Work, work, work, work, work
                       Work, work, work, wor, wor
                                    Wor, wor, wor, wor, wor, wo
                                                   Wo, wo, wo, wo, woe is us.


The irony of the fall of man: 

Them yielding to Eden’s free and tempting fruit,
Now cursed us to labor for our fruit. 

They should’ve had a hamburger.

Poem Details | by Michelle Born |
Categories: career, creation, fashion, funny, jealousy, life, success,

UNIQUE



The word Unique says it all to me
I chose it for my jewelry title because it was meant to be,

Call it what you want because your opinion doesn't matter
Due to my success in everything I do and I guess that makes you a mad hatter,

The proudness I feel when I create a unique piece of jewelry
People can be jealous that you seem a little bit blury,

So next time you are looking at my unique jewelry sites
Her jewelry is good due to all her face book likes.


Written By: Unique Poetry 2015

Poem Details | by Trevor McLeod |
Categories: absence, confusion, creation, eulogy, fun, funny,

This Poem

This poem has yet to finish.
It's barely past the start.
It hasn't any followers
and isn't yet an art.

The subject is not written:
direction not quite clear.
My reason for it's being
is only what is here.

The length is getting longer
with nothing more to say.
Without a proper ending
it just might run astray.

I'll say my final thoughts
in hopes they'll bring an end.
But really; who'm I kidding,
a sequels 'round the bend.

Poem Details | by Verlena S. Walker |
Categories: angst, creation, cute love, encouraging, freedom, friendship, funny love,

A FEW ANTIDOTES

Anyone deserves the time of day.
Wave your hand to say hello.
Ciao, you are close.

Tongue and teeth fall out.
Your best defensiveness is to know why.
An olive branch you offer.
No amends found move onward.

You are as funny as a fruitcake.
Patty cake bakes a man.
See him in stance and measure him.
Assure that you utilize constructive criticism.
On the other hand, maybe he is just humorous.
Laugh when the fun overwhelms you.

A few antidotes and now I close.
______________________________|
Penned on JUNE 07, 2014!

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,

Bar

love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies, 
nothing is wrong...

love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: adventure, creation, house, humorous,

HOUSING

Phones like Governments-

Providing housing!

Poem Details | by Muhammad Safa Thajudeen |
Categories: creation, humorous, language, lost,

TOWEL TO WELL

I take my bath
To well,

I go to well
Before twelve,

I take
My towel
Keep on the well, 

Sat once,an owl
On my towel

Fell inside the well
My bath towel

I traced inside the well
The lost towel

Oh,here it's my towel

Well,
I found my towel

But loosing the last l

"To well"
Now just towel !

Poem Details | by Johnny Rhinem |
Categories: bullying, creation, humorous, inspiration, love,

He Had No Balls

Still the bone remained....
Pulling on his chain; ever snarling
A tug of war with, her tree as meat loaf 
Became his dreams and gobble said the turkey
Unto her queen bee ? Blue bishops atop pogo sticks a fly
With one big eye siphoning the marrow from time's sparrow; slobbering
Their madman howls holy cow his orange cat meows wow, where has Alice gone.

                                                                                  

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: creation, giving, humorous, people, science,

An and the aims

To invent something,
that's just AN aim,
but THE aim is to
give it your name.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: confusion, creation, grandfather, humanity, humor, humorous, truth,

If The Truth Be McGee

McGee's young grandson walked out to the porch
Where McGee was rocking away
"Grandpa, where did mankind come from ?''
So, McGee thought of what he should say
"A long time ago, it was Adam and Eve
They got married, and made love in the woods
Then she got pregnant, and her babies had babies
And this fill the earth as it should"
"That's just find," the young boy replied
But Grandma said something depicting
that we all evolved from the Monkeys and Apes
So why are your stories conflicting"
McGee scratched his head, then softly He said 
"Your Grandma's still right, don't you see 
She was merely referring to all of those folks
that came from Her own family tree"