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allusion, creation, humor,
RODIN’S NEW ICON
Should Rodin live today would he be inspired
To sculpt a marble sequel to THE THINKER
Modern ethos means fresh image is required
To become an old to new generation linker
[Perhaps in stone less pale, a little pinker!]
He might witness casts of posture stereotypical
And find there inspiration for his art
With perceptive focussed eye and viewpoint quizzical
An image would develop in his heart
Of a body bowed, head inclined toward hand sinister
While index digit stabs from aspect dexter
Then with his hands he’d clay or stone administer
To create a new iconic symbol; and name it: THE TEXTER
creation, cute, emotions,
Hello, my name is Mary
And I'm a giggle fairy!
You will know when I am near
just listen then you'll hear...
The sound of gentle giggling
The sound of my wings wriggling
It's bound to make you smile
If you listen for a while
I arrive when you feel sad
To make you feel less bad
I pour giggles in your heart
but this is just the start
I steal away your fears
and dry up all your tears
Then when your giggles start
It's then I have to part
but I'll return one day
With giggles all the way
bible, creation, cute love, humor, humorous,
God creates male and female
A Slight Improvement
All it took was one rib,
Adam wouldn’t miss it.
Look what he gained.
At first sight, he uttered
an ancient word the equivalent
of the modern, “Wow!”
From the best use of a rib
of all time, came a creature
capable of charm, seduction,
procreation, gentleness, envy,
love, virtue, loyalty, jealousy,
deceit, and an affinity for salt.
Though she came from man,
she seeks always to best him,
and considers herself superior
in every way. After all, she has
that extra rib.
First Appeared in Galaxy of Verse.
age, angel, beautiful, beauty, body, boyfriend, celebration, celebrity, change, character, creation, desire, emotions, children, friendship, girl, girlfriend, hero, humorous, i love you, image, life, memorial day, memory, middle school, relationship, romantic, school, society, student, teen, teenage, truth, wisdom, woman, women, words, world, youth,
Fake Words – Zamreen Zarook
God have given us mouth,
Not to speak to north and south,
Tongue is given under an oath,
So it’s our duty to protect them both.
Girls chat fake with boys,
Having a notion that the boys are toys,
They often make varied noise,
Thinking to keep a trap on handsome guys.
Boys are also human being,
So it’s not possible being clean,
Things varies in the way they are seen,
So positive thinking will make you keen.
Boys’ minds are pure,
As it is pure bio,
So don’t try to pour vino,
Which will take decades to get cure.
Flora Mae Gudez
creation, high school, hilarious, humorous, my children, sexy, woman,
I have a very brief confession
that I have to make.
It's about the selfies
and it'll make you break.
I only wear glamorous tops
during my homemade shots,
Since bottoms aren't seen
And only the face is on screen.
I give all my efforts
In putting some makeups
Just to look pretty on my selfie
And wrote on it -- hashtag no makeup.
I put on my lipsticks
And do the sexy duck face,
Then captioned the output with bible quotes
Though it doesn't relate.
Why I locked myself in my room.
Oh please, I was just doing a selfie
and surprisingly came out well groomed.
celebrity, creation, humor, humorous, poets,
born of earth upheaved—vastness.
—Milton (I stole it)
beautiful, beauty, creation, drink, fruit, humor, humorous, wine,
So pretty it is so sweet
Fruit of history
So pretty it is so sweet
Taste of memory
So pretty it is so sweet
Drink from grape it wines
animal, creation, fun, giggle, humor, life, smile,
Talking to my wife about reincarnation
Creature be, be a creature sensation
Honestly what would you be
A cow your telling me
You obviously haven't been listening
animal, creation, garden, humor, insect, nature,
childhood, creation, dream, funny love, growing up, happy, longing,
confusion, creation, games, humorous,
Write poem I Will
Excite word and Thrill
Concern a Doubt
Learn must verse bout
Dig this brain Spike
Big this challenge Like
Work hard to Think
Lurk me to Ink
Feel the words Drive
Deal staying Alive
Wear that top Hat
Care that top Cat
Eager writes Read
Meager to Concede
Worried for Outcome
Hurried I did Some
Need me not Fret
Greed not this Bet
Between friend a Test
Preen then we Rest
beauty, birth, celebration, creation, culture, fish, future, god, history, humor, image, imagination, immigration, inspirational, life, magic, miracle, mystery, mythology, natural disasters, nature, night, nostalgia, ocean, old, science, sea, technology, voyage,
Science in all fascination has discovered a species aquatic
Theorizing this new yet old species remained hidden as Merman
only to live in secret at the oceans floor the mermaid a tribe indigenous
once said to be myth yet all proof and technology film does not lie
Tsunamis has given the ocean a true glance of the man with webbed hands
The species communes with dolphins will be under a microscope to analyze ?
" The World is not ready to see what I have " Jacques Cousteau ~
to be entered in The Science contest ~
adventure, creation, fun, funny, nice, poems, poetry,
Hi! I want to chant why my rhyme is the best;
I have a scant five minutes—this my time really limits;
If I fail it won't be my demise—Errare humanum est;
My rhyme makes folks gawk, sometimes so much they
Cannot even talk—My rhymes surprise and blow you away!
10th April 2014
Contest: Rhyme Battle: Round Five
adventure, analogy, betrayal, creation, humor, longing, wisdom,
Why would I care enough
to open your story?
Why don't I care enough
to fill you in to mine?
I love your wild willingness,
can't say the same for our willfulness
to exchange our belonging
for side-by-side longing.
for being karma's relentless becoming
when we could more peacefully
become simple co-incarnate being.
Prime being together
feeds my soul to yours,
with stir-flying nice.
Freedom from recipe's half-baked inwardness
evolves freedom toward half-fried out hypothesis.
Natural nutrients grow strong values
folding our stories with care.
bible, creation, funny, irony, jesus, silly, work,
Work, work, work, work, work
Work, work, work, wor, wor
Wor, wor, wor, wor, wor, wo
Wo, wo, wo, wo, woe is us.
The irony of the fall of man:
Them yielding to Eden’s free and tempting fruit,
Now cursed us to labor for our fruit.
They should’ve had a hamburger.
creation, dream, film, humorous,
Some winter day,
In Orson's realm...
Or was it just a film?
One Paris night,
Along The Seine streams...
Or was it in my dreams?
I saw them, spies,
I heard all the cries...
Or had I been dreaming?
A machine gun
Would not stop to run...
Or was it still this film?
I woke up, then,
To grab a new pen...
Could THAT all make MY film?
let her fingers run...
WHO'LL STOP THIS MACHINE GUN!?
(Written on 04/27/2013)
career, creation, fashion, funny, jealousy, life, success,
The word Unique says it all to me
I chose it for my jewelry title because it was meant to be,
Call it what you want because your opinion doesn't matter
Due to my success in everything I do and I guess that makes you a mad hatter,
The proudness I feel when I create a unique piece of jewelry
People can be jealous that you seem a little bit blury,
So next time you are looking at my unique jewelry sites
Her jewelry is good due to all her face book likes.
Written By: Unique Poetry 2015
anxiety, beautiful, betrayal, change, cheer up, cool, creation, deep, destiny, drink, emotions, fate, feelings, first love, friend, friendship, funny love, grief, hope, how i feel, humanity, humor, humorous, i love you, i miss you, imagination, innocence, inspiration, lonely, lost love, love, miss you, missing, missing you, motivation, passion, poetry, relationship, romance, romantic, sad love,
love walks into a bar
sees hope drinkin' it away;
what's wrong, love asks
nothing's wrong, hope replies,
nothing is wrong...
love turns to fate the bartender
and orders two shots of everything.
absence, confusion, creation, eulogy, fun, funny,
This poem has yet to finish.
It's barely past the start.
It hasn't any followers
and isn't yet an art.
The subject is not written:
direction not quite clear.
My reason for it's being
is only what is here.
The length is getting longer
with nothing more to say.
Without a proper ending
it just might run astray.
I'll say my final thoughts
in hopes they'll bring an end.
But really; who'm I kidding,
a sequels 'round the bend.
Verlena S. Walker
angst, creation, cute love, encouraging, freedom, friendship, funny love,
Anyone deserves the time of day.
Wave your hand to say hello.
Ciao, you are close.
Tongue and teeth fall out.
Your best defensiveness is to know why.
An olive branch you offer.
No amends found move onward.
You are as funny as a fruitcake.
Patty cake bakes a man.
See him in stance and measure him.
Assure that you utilize constructive criticism.
On the other hand, maybe he is just humorous.
Laugh when the fun overwhelms you.
A few antidotes and now I close.
Penned on JUNE 07, 2014!
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
adventure, creation, house, humorous,
Phones like Governments-
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
creation, humorous, language, lost,
I take my bath
I go to well
Keep on the well,
Sat once,an owl
On my towel
Fell inside the well
My bath towel
I traced inside the well
The lost towel
Oh,here it's my towel
I found my towel
But loosing the last l
Now just towel !
bullying, creation, humorous, inspiration, love,
Still the bone remained....
Pulling on his chain; ever snarling
A tug of war with, her tree as meat loaf
Became his dreams and gobble said the turkey
Unto her queen bee ? Blue bishops atop pogo sticks a fly
With one big eye siphoning the marrow from time's sparrow; slobbering
Their madman howls holy cow his orange cat meows wow, where has Alice gone.
creation, giving, humorous, people, science,
To invent something,
that's just AN aim,
but THE aim is to
give it your name.
Jerry T Curtis
confusion, creation, grandfather, humanity, humor, humorous, truth,
McGee's young grandson walked out to the porch
Where McGee was rocking away
"Grandpa, where did mankind come from ?''
So, McGee thought of what he should say
"A long time ago, it was Adam and Eve
They got married, and made love in the woods
Then she got pregnant, and her babies had babies
And this fill the earth as it should"
"That's just find," the young boy replied
But Grandma said something depicting
that we all evolved from the Monkeys and Apes
So why are your stories conflicting"
McGee scratched his head, then softly He said
"Your Grandma's still right, don't you see
She was merely referring to all of those folks
that came from Her own family tree"