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Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
food, funny, nature
apples overhang the orchard wall,
sun-kissed drapes now about to fall.
hedgerows ablaze with succulent sweets
will-power melts in a crumble
inspired by Constance's contest
Poem Details | by
Anthony Biaanco |
Categories:
funny, nostalgia,
summer snowflake...the ice cream man drifts by
Poem Details | by
Doris Culverhouse |
Categories:
education, funny, science
Intrals lying on the table
Shark disection, parasites exposed
Poem Details | by
Tahera Mannan |
Categories:
funny, imagination,
multicoloured new tutu
a favourite headgear for the prince's ball
Poem Details | by
Malcolm Carr |
Categories:
funny
I'm sorry I don't like coffee
It's just not my cup of tea
Poem Details | by
Shane Solomon |
Categories:
funny, political,
Standing at the White house today
Making riots.... Here comes C I A!
Poem Details | by
A Rambling Righting Riley - Shauna Riley |
Categories:
funny
This just might be a deal breaker,
But I do sound smarter on paper!
A Rambling Righting Riley (Shauna Riley Morrison)
For Linda-Marie's "Quote Me" Contest
Poem Details | by
Molly Cooper |
Categories:
funny, happiness
~Silent Laughter, laughter with style
It hurts to smile, oh once in a while~
Poem Details | by
Paula Goldsmith |
Categories:
fun, green, humor, march, uplifting,
wow ~ luck now fills all my pockets
overflowing with four leaf clovers
Date Written: 2/26/2023
"4 Place"
Note: St Patrick's Day will be here soon.
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
humor,
I will not go for collagen,
I'll just stay away from halogen.
Poem Details | by
Barbara Gorelick |
Categories:
funny, life
After seasoned hours in the kitchen
the cook hates to hear.."please pass the salt"
For the PASS contest....
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
character, cute, funny, girl, humorous, woman, women,
She's cute, but also a beaut who's such
A brute she'll give you the boot.
Poem Details | by
Jeff Kyser |
Categories:
humorous, space,
On the ISS, seems sex is banned;
The situation's well in hand...
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, identity, kid,
How would you like to be named 'Scratchy?'
~ Well, I'd prefer it to 'Latch-key'
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor, valentines day,
I gave my Valentine's heart to you
now I have none and you have two.
1/31/2019
A Valentine Crystalline Poetry Contest
Kim Rodrigues - sponsor
Poem Details | by
Panagiota Romios |
Categories:
god, humor,
I do ponder what He must think.
Of my addiction to quill and ink!
July 29, 2019
7:30 pm PST
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
drink, humor,
Split splat against my nose it goes,
Nothing I can do about that though.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
humorous,
Too bad practically no one these days has a three-dimensional mirror.
She would not wear those form-fitting pants if she could see her rear.
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
addiction, allusion, crazy, drug, funny, mental illness, psychological,
Trippy hippie likes risky frisky.
Doing gambles of one's living.
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
addiction, drug, funny, health, humor, humorous, mental illness,
Love my folks, moreso love my tokes.
Although I ought to stop my jokes.
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
addiction, drug, humor,
Holding up this lit cigarette,
Like tiny trumpet in fingertips.
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
humor, irony, poetess, poetry, poets, write, writing,
I use names unironically,
So save yourself the flattery.
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
food, funny, humor, humorous,
Jams and jams gather all around
As I shatter glass jars on the ground.
Poem Details | by
Marissa Faries |
Categories:
friendship, friendship love, funny,
Everyone thought we were more than bros,
But really we're hopeless hoes.