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Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: food, funny, nature

sequence-TEMPTATION

apples overhang the orchard wall,
sun-kissed drapes now about to fall.

hedgerows ablaze with succulent sweets
will-power melts in a crumble


inspired by Constance's contest


Poem Details | by Anthony Biaanco |
Categories: funny, nostalgia,

snow flake

summer snowflake...
the ice cream man

Poem Details | by Doris Culverhouse |
Categories: education, funny, science

Zoology

Intrals lying on the table
Shark disection, parasites exposed

Poem Details | by Tahera Mannan |
Categories: funny, imagination,

Multicoloured Tutu

multicoloured new tutu
a favourite headgear for the prince's ball

Poem Details | by shane solomon |
Categories: funny, political,

Vote OR Die or Just Vote

Standing at the White house today
Making riots.... Here comes C I A!

Poem Details | by Malcolm Carr |
Categories: funny

Coffee?

I'm sorry I don't like coffee
It's just not my cup of tea

Poem Details | by A Rambling Righting Riley - Shauna Riley |
Categories: funny

I Stand By My Quote

This just might be a deal breaker,
But I do sound smarter on paper!

A Rambling Righting Riley (Shauna Riley Morrison)

For Linda-Marie's "Quote Me" Contest

Poem Details | by Molly Cooper |
Categories: funny, happiness

Laughter is the Best Medicine

~Silent Laughter, laughter with style

 It hurts to smile, oh once in a while~


Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: funny, life

Seasoning

 
After seasoned hours in the kitchen the cook hates to hear.."please pass the salt"
For the PASS contest....

Poem Details | by Marissa Faries |
Categories: character, cute, funny, girl, humorous, woman, women,

Alpha Woman

She's cute, but also a beaut who's such
A brute she'll give you the boot.

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: humor,

Planning for Retirement


I will not go for collagen,
I'll just stay away from halogen.

Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, valentines day,

Two for One


I gave my Valentine's heart to you
now I have none and you have two.


1/31/2019

A Valentine Crystalline Poetry Contest
Kim Rodrigues - sponsor

Poem Details | by Panagiota Romios |
Categories: god, humor,

God and I



I do ponder what He must think.
Of my addiction to quill and ink!


July 29, 2019
7:30 pm PST

Poem Details | by Marissa Faries |
Categories: drink, humor,

Bottle Of Cooler

Split splat against my nose it goes, 
Nothing I can do about that though.