Humorous and funny Culture poems and/or funny poems about Culture. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Culture funny poems!
Written by
Leo Larry Amadore
Categories:
angst, culture, freedom, funny, introspection, judgement
What Fools
"You shall know the Truth, and the Truth
Shall make you free."
We wait for what will never happen;
the consequences of inaction
may overtake at any moment.
Vaguely felt suspicions foment,
feed uneasiness; words half-formed
hang in air, hover just out of reach,
didactic, but never really heard --
misunderstood, despised, ignored,
or ridiculed...One must not preach!
But harken back to days of yore:
attend, and hear repeated,
as before, and yet once more:
"What fools these mortals be!"
How perfectly descriptive -- of me!
Written by
Joanna Davis
Categories:
culture, encouraging, family, food, funny, happiness
Soul Food
Bagels and baguettes
Bap or fried bake,
The fruits of the flour
are easy to make
Chollah, chapatti,
Cinnamon bun.
These global delights,
make eating such fun.
Filled with Caribbean sweet meat
like Guava jam,
Scottish smoked salmon;
Or Danish roast ham.
Add a fresh fruit salad,
Some sparkling wine,
A candle, red roses and
you’re ready to dine.
Joanna Davis
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
culture, funny, humor, irony, silly,
Woosh Vs Zroooom--A Limerick Joke
A vacuum cleaner should glide
And relief from messes provide
It is quite unlike
Harley Davidson's bike
Where the dirtbag's on the outside
Author's note: Someone told me this vapid joke at work today, so I framed it as above--enjoy!
Written by
Dennis Davis
Categories:
culture, funny, granddaughter, grandfather, humorous, political
Presidents Day
I was eating breakfast yesterday with my 12 year old granddaughter and I asked her “What day is tomorrow?” Without skipping a beat she said, “Its Presidents Day!” She is so smart, so I asked her “What does Presidents Day mean?” I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or even Clinton. She replied “Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House and if he sees his shadow we have another year of bull ****.” You know it hurts like hell when hot coffee spurts out of your nose.
Written by
John Michaels
Categories:
america, beauty, culture, humorous, political, satire
Model Behaviour
Catwalks
Crowd gawks
Wont style
Forced smile
Strike pose
Fake nose
Weird strut
Flat butt
Scant curves
Unnerves
Small-hipped
Lunch skipped
Stick-thin
Chagrin
Faux tan
Pecan
Plucked brow
Used plough?
Long lash
Bleached 'tache
Plump lips
Veiled nips
Waxed mound
Astound
Forebear
Despair
Sweet girls
Morph churls
Sly pout
Grim trout
Taut thighs
All lies
Make hot
Post-shot
Airbrushed
Not hushed
Mere gaud
Defraud
Model?
Twaddle!
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25 November 2017
For the "Footle Form - Sequenced or Stand-Alone" contest, sponsored by Brian Strand.
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
culture, health, humor,
Under the Influence
Honey,
why do alcohol-baptized Christians
develop addictions to oil-and-gas extractive economics?
I don't know, dear.
Perhaps the same reason that THC agnostics
sprout SierraClub cooperative political memberships?
Written by
Romeo Naces
Categories:
age, analogy, anxiety, culture, funny love, humor
Dangling Contemplation
What's a necktie
dangling for?
Too stiff, too thin
to be scarf, a bib
or an apron,
Too smooth to be
a hankie,
too short to be
a suicide noose
to contemplate on!
Written by
Rico Leffanta
Categories:
culture, humor,
God Doesn'T Need Sit-Coms
90 nations provide their citizens with a better education than the USA*
96 nations provide their citizens with better healthcare than the USA*
99 nations provide their citizens with less discrimination than the USA*
41% of American voters insist, "We can't handle the truth! Tell us
COVID-19 is an HOAX and Climate Change is FAKE NEWS for four more years!"
* SPI=Social Progress Index
Written by
Raj Napal
Categories:
culture, england, food, humorous, nonsense, sensual
Roast Beef and Yorkshire Pudding
Pub in Yorkshire with stout and ale aplenty.
Red faces sweating with alcohol's influence.
Singing fine songs in reverie and ecstasy.
Salivating at arrival of that succulent essence.
Tender juicy slices of beef covered with gravy.
A splendour when touched by crispy bubbling pudding.
Roast potatoes smiling that wicked grin for tongue's activity.
Forks and knives clatter in haste for that delight of tasty supping.
Drowning that deliciousness with ale.
Rhyming lyrics midst throng of patrons' happiness.
Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding you made me hale.
I will visit you often and celebrate tummy's warmth in merriness.
Written by
Rainbow Promise
Categories:
art, culture, education, hip hop, humorous, image
Rap Has No Ethnicity
Rapping has no Ethnicity be ye
Greek, Jew, Afro, White, Hispanic,
Chinese, Japanese, Other.
Yo man, go rap out the Soul.
Tell your story, cuss the enemy
In ways they can't understand.
These are the times when you
Get on the Move to Groove into
Real-time electronic technology!
Don't just go boom, boom, boom;
What the Hell is that?
Teach the Young dignity, respect
for others too.
Yacoo, Yacoo, a da da da, uh huh,
My child can't learn nothing from
That, so teach, preach, inform!
I like the beat, rhythm, mix turns
And twists;
But for heaven's sake let me learn
From your choice of words, how to
Live in this World of ours!
Written by
David Sollis
Categories:
class, culture, humorous, language, silly,
Culture Clash
In Oxford and Cambridge, they can get jolly batey
‘cos they don’t speak proper wot like I do matey
Written by
Robert Candler
Categories:
age, anxiety, celebrity, culture, giggle, growing up
Adolescent Lamentations
Headline: "Bieber jailed."
And you tell me there's a God?
I won't sleep. Will you?
Written by
Timothy Hicks
Categories:
culture, funny, introspection, wisdom,
Redundancy
How redundant is it
to give out a word to the wise.
Is it not the fools
who most need the advice?
Written by
Iris E. Sankey- Lewis
Categories:
appreciation, art, beauty, culture, discrimination, humorous
They Hate the Color Black
They, the blind
Heavy laden with mystery of denial
Empty of eclectic views
Yearns for Island of blinding white light.
They hate the color black
Every woman's sexy black dress
Every man's spotless black tuxedo
Every child's mem'ry of a clean blackboard.
They hate the color black
Black American history, mighty as Montenegro
Bleach cannot blot out its strength.
They hate the color black
Face the Sun!
Hold a conversation on equatorial black
Black rain clouds cleansing, hydrating, renewing.
They hate the color black
Black, the night, showing starlight
Black ink on sheets of white
Black the beginning and end of life -
They hate the color black.
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Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
abuse, bullying, culture, humor,
A Question of Value
They do dirty jobs without fuss
And bring to our culture a plus
We claim they're unfit
And upon them some spit
Yet illegals are better than us
Author's note: It's ironic that the people who promote family values would deport the parents of US citizens (children born in the US to alien parents).
Written by
Martin Kloess
Categories:
culture, food, funny, humor, people,
The Cannibal Terror
This terror I now share with thee
Some cannibals had captured me
A dinner for clan
What worse could fate plan
We’re vegan a man said to me
Written by
Raj Napal
Categories:
children, culture, dad, hair, humor, society
Man Bun
My son is growing a man bun.
I don’t know how big it’ll be when he’s done.
He’s only sixteen you know and at his age it’s fun.
So I’ll just watch but if it gets too big, I’ll have to run.
My son is growing a man bun.
I don’t know how big it’ll be when he’s done.
He’s only sixteen you know and at his age it’s fun.
So I’ll just watch, but if it gets too big, I’ll have to run.
I told him to grow a man beard, a big bushy one, like mine.
But, he tells me that’s not for him as he’ll look like a bum.
What! Is he saying his dad is a bum and dumb?
Well, he’s a kid; he’ll be different when he grows into a man!
Written by
Abdulhafeez Oyewole
Categories:
cat, character, culture, hilarious, humorous, words
Scotland In Pawn's Dreams
Scotland in Pawn's Dreams
A visit to Scotland in Pawn’s dreams
Means grinding and riding little steams
Bout clouds know how to mark
Send battered skin as stark
And then kitty cat walks in sunbeams
5/5/2014
Written by
Line Gauthier
Categories:
adventure, culture, fish, funny, perspective, silly
Surprise Dinner
Asked for fresh trout from the menu
Server brought it hot to my plate
Pronto take it away, to my horror
Two vile beady eyes stare at me
And they do not look very pleased
Should have stuck to pasta or soup
Neither would dare to glare back
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Written by
Laura Leiser
Categories:
angst, culture, funny,
Cell Phone Gets the Deep Six
his voice is on mute
since texting takes away words
conversation rare
cell phone dependence
feeling naked without it
how can you reach me?
romantic dinner
disrupted by cell phone ring
eyes glaze, must answer
in great frustration
she chucks cell phone out window
date night is ruined
Written on 8/22/2015
For Senyru on Cellular Reality Contest
Written by
Alexander Stigleman
Categories:
culture, funny, humor,
Ronda Rousey
Ronda Rousey just beat me up.
Beat me down would be more appropriate.
She choked me with her left arm over my neck
prolonging a breath to reach my lungs for a refresh.
I went for the elbow to the head, but she kicked out my legs
and I fell, metaphorically of course, on my death bed.
She wasn't done yet,
she had more to prove and less to expect.
I'll never again comment on a women's...
ability.
Written by
Earl Schumacker
Categories:
corruption, culture, humorous, judgement, murder, political
Ghost Gun
Ghost Gun
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Was called to school one day
Johnny pee pants raised his hands
He was about to pray
Teacher yelled, “He’s got a gun!”
The cop shot Johnny dead
….Then read him his rights….
Years were spent on investigations
In hopes of finding a clue
The judge had called it a “Suicide”
Nothing else is new
Society went along for the ride
Thank goodness only one child died
Officer Smart from Oxymoron
Still searches the school today
Preventing crimes and looking for fingers
Loaded and ready to fire
A lesson can be learned from this
That is, where not to pray
Do it in church
Or else you’ll be cursed
By the guns of the Holy Ghost ire
Written by
Teddy Kimathi
Categories:
humorous, identity, imagery, life, teenage, urban
Urban Culture
My name is in the ID,
but I assume many personalities
of celebrities and socialites,
some who seem to be lost in utopia.
Speaking of utopia,
I believe in everything Hollywood
says about aliens being green,
with big heads, lasers and all...
I'll enjoy burger fries and milkshakes everyday,
and pray that God will somehow
cleanse my body system.
Sex, partying and raving are the philosophies
I live by; You Only Live Once (YOLO).
Sometimes I'm tempted to sell my bed on eBay,
because sleep is not my friend;
I joke and drink all night with my friends.
Oh, back to my name!
Since I have multiple personalities,
you can call me a "Weapon of Mass Consumption".
Written by
Dylan Jacobs
Categories:
career, computer, culture, humorous, internet, society
Todays Modern Lawyer
Hidden behind one of a billion screens
Sits todays modern lawyer
Lines of code query through the possibilities
Finding the best-fit affair
His personal attachment to the case
Minimal, yet filled with burning passion
His native tongue
Aggressive vulgarity
The overwhelming platform of communal ignorance
Reinforces his arrogance
Todays modern lawyer radiates omnipotence through words
His persuasion isn’t in a courtroom
Nor is it on a piece of paper
It echoes through the minds of the mindless
The minds of todays modern lawyer
Written by
Rudolph Rinaldi
Categories:
culture, fantasy, funny, life, political, universe
Except For Politicians
life is like
a long cartoon movie clip
not as well done as a Disney
and the universe
is peopled by poor imitations
of cartoon characters
not as monstrous sad or distressed
as the real cartoon characters on the screen
except for politicians