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Poem Details | by Daniel Turner |
Categories: appreciation, death of a friend, humor,

Death of a Friend

There were no tears of sorrow when she passed
No suffering or pain, a quiet death
Though many questioned just how long she'd last
Few noticed when she took her final breath

So many photographs and memories
With family and friends while she was here
She shared her time and warmth so willingly
Forever will we hold her days so dear

Though she has passed we will continue on
There will be many gloomy days ahead
Some days her memory will flash at dawn
And some nights when we crawl into our bed

For now let's raise our glass at summer's wake
Cause soon it will be autumn's leaves we'll rake



     original poem by Daniel Turner


Poem Details | by TSHEPO MBHELE |
Categories: death, death of a friend, funeral, funny, grave, hilarious, loss,

DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT

DEATH ANNOUNCEMENT:BY TSHEPO MBHELE

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR DEATH ANNOUNCED?
A POOL PARTY WITH A BALL THAT WAS BOUNCED
OR TO GO TO THE BAR
ON YOUR BRAND NEW CAR

WHEN YOU FINALLY DECIDE TO DIE
I WONT EVEN PASS BY
IT DOESN’T REALLY BOTHER ME
BECAUSE WHEN YOU WERE ALIVE I LET YOU BE

YOUR NEW HOME
WILL DEFINETLY NOT BE ROME
OR EVEN A SMALL PALACE
JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE CARELESS

SOME WILL DANCE AND SOME WILL CRY
SOME WILL COME JUST TO SAY GOOD BYE
EVEN IF IT IS A DARE
 I DON’T CARE

Poem Details | by Mark J. Halliday |
Categories: absence, childhood, chocolate, death of a friend, humor, political, satire,

Muppet eulogy

Bye Cookie Monster!
Pointlessly martyred by the
Political left.

Poem Details | by Alex Klugman |
Categories: death of a friend, funny, green, grief,

About the deceased say either good or nothing

About the deceased say either good or nothing,
Therefore at the funeral of the deceased chief,
The subordinates  danced in full  silence,
With happy faces, but slowly with grief!


Poem Details | by Wendy M |
Categories: death of a friend, funeral, funny, humor, humorous,

Bye May

Here Lays May
Who was on her way
To a little old bar,
She was hit by a car.

Poem Details | by chriss todd |
Categories: beauty, betrayal, death of a friend, devotion, forgiveness, future, god, goodbye, horror, humorous, image, inspiration,

Frankly

i have crafted and shafted and then re positioned
divulged and indulged to precise disposition 
yet frankly my points are most blunt at the end and my walls tend to fall at the slightest of bends
be it not such a bridge but a try at amends, with a friend who is quite hard of hearing
come step in my cauldron both women and children, these are the crimes i admit to both willinging and wildered
For i am the poet of pilgrims ,
what was left has been pillaged and raped, and only i who had managed escape
have been left to rebuild from the timbers

Poem Details | by Sunshine Smile |
Categories: death of a friend, fun, humor,

- Pinocchio -



                              The adventures of Pinocchio

                             - His Italian growing nose 

                                    Timber stiff ... in repose -

                               ... doctor came from Tokyo

                          World needs more men like Collodi Carlo







          




13.03.2020
Sun :) - A-L Andresen :)
Copyright © All Rights Reserved



Poem Details | by Jessica Amanda Salmonson |
Categories: best friend, death of a friend, feelings, food, funny, humorous, life,

Pie

I am a friend of pie
Why?
Because I would never eat it.
It will live its natural life cycle
Until it's dry
Then goes all rancid
And can die.

And that's why I
Am a friend of pie.

Poem Details | by lim'rik flats |
Categories: death of a friend, humor,

Artichoke

The shock of the news left him numb.
He asked, "How did my friend succumb?"
The coroner joked,
"Your friend Artie choked,
He's the victim of his chewing gum."

Poem Details | by RUDOLPH RINALDI |
Categories: death of a friend, funny,

THE URGE TO CUT HER HEAD IN HALF

THE URGE TO CUT HER HEAD IN HALF
LEAVES ME AGHAST 
AT MY PENT UP ANGER
AND DULL BLADE

Poem Details | by Kyleigh Henderson |
Categories: child, childhood, death of a friend, dog, funny love, boy,

Ole Boy Head

13 years have passed
But I miss you still
Nobody will ever break the bond
Between a dog and a child

Brown shaggy hair with black spots
He wasn't a purebred with a pedigree
But the fact that people called him a mut
Sure as hell didn't matter to me

He bit me in the head
Every time I remember it I find it funny
He bit me in the same place he was named
But that never stopped me from loving him
To this very day

Sometimes I wonder
What would've happened if that car
Hadn't hit you that day

I wonder 
How many years
Would we still have to play

The three years I knew you
Were the grandest ones ever
And in my heart I know we will always be
Together

Poem Details | by christopher Lipp |
Categories: abuse, america, beach, butterfly, confidence, death of a friend, humor,

Im just high

Heavy hearted holes open doors, then close em shut 
While everyones waiting on a helping hand or a bastards crutch 
Silly I feel useless watching clouds in broken shapes 
Damn it if we land it   completely captivated by birthday cake
I'll sail away
 under baby blue skies  and mankind's  caution tape 
Here maybe now or  after all is well
The head is fearing 
Insists that freedoms
 breathin is a white lie

On and on til the rooster sighs
Does anybody try 
Or am I just high 



Poem Details | by Trey Hamner |
Categories: death, death of a friend, farewell, funny, humor, humorous, leaving,

His Name Is My Name Too

Here under this midget monolith
Lies John Jacob Jingleheimer Smith
He went out, there was a great shout
And that's the last he was heard about





                                               9-12-2018