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funny, love, parody, me,
I've asked this of many women,
And get strange looks towards my way,
And in all honesty,
I think I ought to say,
What the hell is a concubine??
Is it an imprisoned porcupine?
I just don't really know,
But, ask it I do, often,
With results too easy to show,
That's not a healthy rosy cheek,
But face-slaps I seem to seek,
Stings like all hell,
Oh, what, by God, do tell...
What the hell am I saying aloud,
And why does it leave me less than proud?
Gotta' get me one'a dem fancy dik-shun-arees
Else I be beaten down to my knees..........
anger, conflict, humorous, sick, wisdom,
Idiot, imbecile, moron, bastardo
Falling, vomitting, succombing
~Senator Foghorn~ (Diamante)
working, serving, caring
principled, dutiful, pragmatic, bureaucratic
wheeling, dealing, conniving
funny, love, passion,
Yearning, tempting, loving
Emotions, desires, push, hate
Freezing, chilling, turning
humor, humorous, husband, marriage, relationship, woman, work,
Sharing, caring, loving
Committed, Solid, Unsure, Wavering
Wandering, Preening, Seeking