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Poem Details | by
Judy Riley |
Categories:
funny
Toot, toot goes the train.
Jump, jump goes the brain.
Moved to a new house.
Old one had a mouse.
Sometimes change is good.
It's all the same!
Play the sleep game!
INSOMNIAC!
INSOMNIAC!
I can't sleep!
I can't sleep!
SLEEPLESSLY!
Passed out!
Passed out!
DREAM!!!
This is a Dimished Hexaverse, thank you Dr. Ram Mehta for correcting me. This is a fun type of poetry.
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
fun, humorous, smile,
Laughter soothes the soul
Giggling makes my day,
Chortles will improve
My mood, so they say,
Smiles are so groovy!
Silliness beams
Grin big, my friends
Chuckling at memes
Snickering trends
Guffawing
Gleefully
Mimicking
Joking
Funny
MIRTH
THIRD PLACE WINNER
written June 7, 2022
submitted to "Diminished Hexaverse - Your Choice" Poetry Contest
sponsored by Caren Krutsinger
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, bird, funny, nature,
“Hi Sexy”, I said to
The giant beaked black emu;
The next thing I recall,
Big yellow beak heading
At me, full speed ahead
And I quickly stepped back.
Stalled claws gripped the ground;
Halting bird staring;
Obsidian eyes
Screamed in confusion;
Rejected big bird emu;
Approached slowly.
I held out seeds,
His feelings hurt;
Still, he ate them.
We remained
Friendly and
A few more
Seeds he
Partook;
Dined.
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
animal, cat, funny, nature, pets, poems, poetry,
My toilet paper
regularly trots
out of the bathroom,
throughout the whole house,
no, it is not trained.
If it were trained
I am certain
it would proudly
stay nice and neat.
My cat walks
it every
single day;
Toilet
Paper
trails.
Poem Details | by
William Masonis |
Categories:
funny, life, people, social
The divine swell of
Her heaving breasts
Soothes the pain
Of large
Bills.
Poem Details | by
Andrew Crisci |
Categories:
beautiful, child, dad, holocaust, humor, life, war,
How could a father tell his son
that seeing people boarding
trains and sleeping in bunker
beds was only a silly game?
I'm sure, he never meant to lie!
And that innocent child
went along having fun;
his dad told him to behave,
promising him a large tank.
Guido's humorous laughter
was the mask he wore
to shield him from terror.
Not thinking his dad would be shot,
he smiled when soldiers took him away.
The war ended, he got a ride in a tank!
Favorite movie: Life Is Beautiful
Poem Details | by
Joy Wellington |
Categories:
family, funny,
I am a poor girl
I do not earn much
I am tight spending
Nothing comes easy
So I waste nothing
Pennies I pick
From off the street
Cares not who sees
It does add up
My family
They call me
Penny pinch
That’s fine
They dine
Here
For Rhonda & Cyndi's Penny Pantoums
Poem Details | by
John Lawless |
Categories:
humor, poetry, word play,
DIMINISHING HEX-ON-VERSE
A hex on this verse
how could it be worse
tongue in cheek or terse
potion to reverse
a poetic curse
quivered arrows
wingless sparrows
Sphinx and Pharaohs
distant gallows
funnels bend
wordless blend
poems end
contend
pretend
words
John G. Lawless
1/2/2015
N/S NOT SUBMITTED
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
how i feel, humorous, valentines day,
Inflated prices
For twenty four hours
I don’t need a card
Or blood red roses
On Valentine's Day
Save your money
Say you love me
It costs nothing
But means the world
I cannot
Put a price
On your love
I love
You for
Free
Valentine Contest
Sponsored by Broken Wings
Checked with how many syllables
01~10~17
Poem Details | by
Sara Kendrick |
Categories:
food, funny, imagination, life, love
How I desire you
To hold you in hands
Gaze on your beauty
Freshness of your scent
What's that extra touch
Some say my love
Is way too shallow
I say that it's deep
Attached I cling
Chocolate
Addiction
Deep, deep, deep
Can't live
Without
You
For contest: "I Just Can't Live Without You"
Sponsored by: Drake Eszes
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
humor, poems, poetry,
Laughter is truly
the best medicine.
The simple act of
laughing; brings much joy;
to the human heart.
To laugh is joy;
to cry is not.
Most agree that
laughter is fun.
Try to smile,
try to laugh;
be happy.
Laughter
Is great.
Laugh!
Poem Details | by
Robert L. Hinshaw |
Categories:
funny,
When I go to buy gas,
My teeth I want to gnash,
And I curse 'neath my breath,
And want to choke the hose!
Save room at the poor house;
I am gonna need it!
Gas is awful high.
Four bucks a gallon!
A loan from the bank.
Might help somewhat to,
Fill my empty tank!
Those crude cartels,
Control each drop.
And what is worse,
They drain my purse!
Help Congress!
Off your duffs!
Ease my plight!
My car
Gasps for
Gas!
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved
Placed No. 8 in David Williams' "Diminished Hexaverse" Contest - June 2012
Poem Details | by
Sandra Hudson |
Categories:
food, funny, places
I do not like clowns!
Especially him!
I won’t encourage!
Eating at his place!
Because of Trans fats!
Devin, Hunter,
Continue cries!
Mommy stops there!
Why can’t we too?
Hi again,
McDonalds.
Left-hand turn,
Grandchild’s
Waistline
smiles
Poem Details | by
Ed Morris |
Categories:
fun, funny, halloween, humor, humorous,
The moment has come:
We have to leave now.
The zombies are here,
And after our brains,
As everyone feared.
They can't be killed.
They can't be beat.
Take my advice:
Don't even try.
Don't dawdle.
No gawking.
No yacking.
Come on!
Quickly!
Run!!
Date Written: January 17, 2019
For Contest: Diminished Hexaverse, sponsored by Charles Messina
Poem Details | by
Tom Quigley |
Categories:
america, humor, political, , cute,
Politics season
Sans rhyme and reason
Never-ending blitz
Constant News Network
Won’t give it a rest
Traffic today
Bumper stickers’
Noted absence
Relief, not grief
Excitement
Is absent
Root against
Trump chump
Hill pill
Lose.
3/22/16
Poem Details | by
Tirzah Conway |
Categories:
funny
Wide expanse of space,
Galaxies and stars,
Planets and their moons,
Darkness lit by suns,
Asteroids burning out;
Solar systems;
Halley’s Comet
Interstellar,
And galactic;
Outer space,
Dark matter,
Universe;
Center,
Of it…
Us.
Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
funny, on writing and words,
Are iambuses
in motion an
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Poem Details | by
Iveren Ikyembe |
Categories:
humorous,
On and on she runs
Non stop as a truck
Blood suckers away
Lil effort she made
Didn't cost a buck
On her stomach
Then opposite
She swaps on with
Pitch flunctuating
Blaring on
I poke on
Nothing works
What more
Do I?
Slap!
2013
Poem Details | by
Alexander Seal |
Categories:
funny,
It is a very nice bowl
I clean the nice bowl
Very careful
Delicate
Dropping
Smash
Poem Details | by
M. L. Kiser |
Categories:
confusion, funny, how i feel, poems, poetry, senses,
Wishing on a star,
I wanted a car;
But a horse walked by;
Winked its’ big brown eye;
And I had a ride.
The night is late
My horse just ate;
This poem’s sure,
Full of manure.
Still I write
In the night;
Though I’ve not
One thing
To say;
NON.
Poem Details | by
Caren Krutsinger |
Categories:
age, giggle, happiness, joy,
Untold laughter shaking her loudly
Diabolical and ruthless
Ninety-year-old’s privilege
Fooling almost no one
Delighting her cat
Smirking with mirth
Partner in
Friendship
Crime
Poem Details | by
Hilo Poet |
Categories:
america, animal, anxiety, fun, happiness, humor, magic,
Come kids one and all,
The show will begin,
Watch the many clowns
Acrobats sky high
Cowboys and horses,
Flying daggers,
Lions, tigers,
Elephant act,
Spinning dishes,
Dancing dogs,
Twirling bears,
Cyclist
Bull horn
Whistles
Fun
Poem Details | by
L Milton Hankins |
Categories:
humorous, marriage, moving on,
The odd way you looked
At me when I booked
Our honeymoon flight
I expected tears
Joyous ecstasy.
Then, I first knew ...
Did not know you,
Slow on the make
My sad mistake!
Held my breath
“Until death
Doth us part.”
Pre-nup?
What’s up?
Broke!
Written January 4, 2021
for Caren Krutsinger's
Diminished Hexaverse Contest
Poem Details | by
Jeanne Mcgee |
Categories:
beach, fun, giggle,
Beach time is play time
Towels, hats, sunscreen, snacks
Blanket, books and toys
Sun shines down on us
Water invites cool
Build sandcastles
Watch it topple
Lie down in sand
Race to the shore
Splashes rain
Giggles bloom
Happiness
Day ends
Good-bye
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