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america, anti bullying, art, discrimination, forgiveness, humanity, humorous,
Walking on lily pads
Sinking within illusions
Snow drops bloom
Wisdom is waking
We all seek to be one
Destiny sometimes makes us number two
Quite the topic to contemplate
As I wander off to the loo
As they say a pence for your thoughts
Amazing how see end up right where they belong!
anti bullying, body, discrimination, fantasy, funny, humorous, myth,
Teddy Roosevelt once said -
and carry a big stick”
in referencing this statement
I may not speak softly-
or do anything softly
but I am loved by all
and carry a big stick
a very big hard stick
with very big balls
in my very big head
and all my very
very good friends
all of them
Hispanic, black , white and Islamic
men, women and others
Freddie Robinson Jr.
discrimination, humor, parody, truth,
Look at this new rear gunny,
his uniform sure fits funny
Are your sure, he’s one of us?
Put him at the back of the sub,
six decks below
Begging your pardon, Admiral,
that is where
she was assigned to go
top merit of her class
Torpedo ordinance expertise,
pure marksman target release
But I don’t like
the salute of his hand
It don’t look navy masculine
I care not for his name:
Natasha is Russian feminine
bullying, confidence, discrimination, humor, identity, social,
He said I was naïve
She said I was strange
He said I was intimidating
She said I was too pretty
He said, she said
All of the said, littered my feet
I shook my boots and kept on walking
Out of all of the said
Nothing really had been said at all
city, crazy, discrimination, giggle, paris, social, women,
now you can pee
all while you sight-see
environmentally pee free
must store their pee
only in private
can they set their wee free
Muhammad Safa Thajudeen
It is very funny-
For People of money,
Not no any!
discrimination, health, humanity, humor, integrity,
I have two adulterish children
and some disconcerting levels
of unemployable diversity.
They go through each day
with three parts harmony:
I want this,
I want that,
I want this Other Thing.
In this they remind me
of me more than not:
I want food,
I want drink,
or more likely a toilet,
or most likely just a nap,
but not really all resttime three.
That would be way too messy
as a rule
for a perfect trinity.
And so we march on
through our not so diverse rounds
I want this
then want that
then these Other
feeding and bleeding
anxiety, appreciation, destiny, discrimination, giggle, immigration, independence day,
W with my friends I ventured on a cruise
o out with my bags early , fun I didn't want to loose
r ran to the ship, the trip was to amuse
l left the shore at the decided hour
d deprived soon was the fun, as wild storm turned it sour
c cutting the waves n storm ,ship went up n down in rage
r rough weather ,with muddy drafts restricted smooth voyage
u useless is the trip we thought but thanked fate when it retraced
I in cabins we savored sites which we cannot efface
s sites we enjoyed, we danced n dined such fun we can retrace
e excitement governed ,it showed on every face.
discrimination, humor, language, poetry, prejudice, word play, words,
Obviously, it’s like a very good sentence. Really, honestly and basically are a crutch? Actually, when did that become a bad thing!
culture, discrimination, endurance, funny, gender, humorous, women,
If women could stand up to pee
Oh how happy we all would be!
In half the time
She'd spend her dime
And then leave the seat up for me!
Let's hope her aim
Is not as lame
As most men's seem to be!
Michelle Faulkner Date: 9/27/2018 6:35:00 PM
conflict, discrimination, health, humor, mental illness, power,
My cerebral palsied incontinent AfricanAmerican FetalAlcohol daughter
asked her teacher if she could be her Substitute
while said teacher will be absent next week.
I was asked for my opinion on the wisdom of accepting this offer:
Ivy will rule with Ugly StepMother tyranny.
She emulates President Trump's style of self v other empowerment.
With her we call it Oppositional Defiant Disorder.
With him we call it Executive Order.
I can look at the two of them side by side,
and see why that may be why things are as they are.
discrimination, humorous, middle school, school, writing,
The system is slowly coming 'round,
To a concept perfectly profound:
Dyslexicans are most insightful;
They're absolutely quite delightful.
'Tis wrong to dump them in Lost & Found.
Jerry T Curtis
appreciation, discrimination, humor, perspective, satire,
T'was late one night
I will admit
That I happened on an E-mail
And, thought nothing, as I opened it
Perusing every detail
It was sent from that noble site
Where I entrust my writings
And hope and pray 'ear everyday
They will incur some sightings
That's when I noticed
To my surprise
A list to honor some
Perhaps out of a hundred, I thought
It could be that I'm one
I started at the Top
But knew I wouldn't find it there
By half way down
I searched around
And found it no where near
I exhausted the whole dam roster
And wondered if this occurred
Because I use Ad Blocker.
child, discrimination, humorous, life, parents,
Aged twenty one
got the key to the door ...
shocked to discover
parents had changed the locks!!
checked with how many syllables
n/a in contest I thought it would appeal to the sponsor's sense of humour but still got an n/a
21 syllables Poetry Contest
abuse, discrimination, humorous, judgement, power, society, world,
Founded in the Han,
Dynasty and Rome, 'Tickle,
Torture' was penance,
Of nobles, no scar, quick fix,
Salted feet, for goats to lick.
appreciation, cat, conflict, discrimination, food, humorous, perspective,
IN BAD TASTE
I am here dipping my spring onions into my mayonnaise
I never really got to find out, just why it became a craze
Shouldn’t it be sour cream, radish, and spring onion dip
Slurping all the sloppy drippy bit’s across my bottom lip
The kitty looks on, to it; it’s a total waste of sour cream
As the first experience was a face pulled far too extreme
The cat dreams of sour cream sauce and some sea bass
But, that is because she is one expensive taste kitty cat
My tastes not so expensive; it’s mayonnaise out of a jar
Dipping my spring onions as kitty cat looks on from afar
Indiana Shaw . . . ; )
destiny, discrimination, earth, emotions, future, hilarious, peace,
Like the Rain running to earth for asylum
Like the Birds setting on trees for asylum
Like the Sun taking in sky asylum
Like the winds giving us asylum
You can work and pay all taxes
You can not have a much big opinion
Why is it to save a human , we need to ask for asylum
Like the Humanity is nothing more than asylum.
AS WHY AM I A LIVING HUMAN
america, betrayal, christian, community, discrimination, faith, funny love,
When the erstwhile Tweeter-in-Chief vents
It is "Freedom of Speech," a First Amendment Right
When Democratic Party will "fight" tyrant-efforts
Defense rests on moral equivalence, yet last night
As many as seven Republican Senators got Party censures
For voting to convict Christian Trump of incitement (01/06/2021)
(c) Deo sheltering in place while US democracy blows over this planet.
Jessica Amanda Salmonson
animal, discrimination, fashion, freedom, humor, rights, silly,
With complete freedom
to wear anything one wants
sauntering the boulevard
in one's hamster ball.
best friend, corruption, discrimination, farm, horror, humor, political,
when the king was told that his old-boy friends’ billions were hurting
that his people were starving
and that some unworthy workers were dying
let them eat red meat
appreciation, discrimination, fun, giggle, girl,
Cows of the Month, we're here!
This is a badge of honor, my dears,
Trophy of the year, hear, hear,
Once we were 'good little girls',
Now Cows of the Month do twirl,
Excuse me, what did you call me?
The basics, good manners for tea!
Cows of the Month, hear, hear,
It's trophy of the year, my dears!