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Poem Details | by Matthew Boyd-Howey |
Categories: funny,


I can put things together
Sometimes I'm on what you wear
Sometimes on things
Sometimes I get stuck and you get mad at me
Its not often for me to break 
I'm made out of metal

I'm a zipper

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: environment, fun, funny, good night,

It's been a blast

Agedly sagedly
David F Attenborough
said we were doomed with a 
very sad face.

We dragged our knuckles round
wrapped him in plastic and
launched him to space.

18 Feb 2020

Double dactyl rules!
Double dactylic rhythm
8 lines; syllable count 6664 6664
Line 1 has two slightly nonsensical rhyming words
Line 2 is a name
Line 6 consists of a single word
Lines 4 and 8 rhyme
It’s weird but it works! :-)

Poem Details | by David Siegel |
Categories: humorous,


Incomprehensible! (A Brief Critique)

Monomaniacally, Thomas Sterns Elliot
wrote in The Waste Land a Lyrical Lay

Sadly for those of us hollow like other men
Incomprehensible! Take it away!

Poem Details | by Deborah Burch |
Categories: history, humorous, lost love,

Scarlett's Lament

Scarlett's Lament

Scarlett O'Hara, she
slew all the fellas--not
lifting a hand
'Cepting Rhett Butler proved
with, "Frankly, my dear, I
don't give a damn!"

©deborah burch

Poem Details | by David Siegel |
Categories: humorous,

Fifth time's the charm

Semi-creatively, Ludwig von Bethovan 
sat in his music room, sucking his thumb.

Heavens to Murgatroyd! After four symphonies 
more could be asked of me? Da Da Da-Dum

Poem Details | by Gary Bateman |
Categories: allegory, fun, hilarious, humorous, hyperbole, symbolism, vanity,

Trickster Extraordinaire

Trickster Extraordinaire 
Eulen und Meerkatzen
Till Eulenspiegel
Medieval Clown
Fooled them all.

Mirrored people’s vanity
Judge of humanity
Wasn’t hard at all.

Gary Bateman, Copyright © All Rights Reserved,
June 8, 2016 (Double Dactyl)

Poem Details | by Niels Blomberg |
Categories: funny


Higgledy Piggledy
William Wordseeker
pins on the wall
all the words he has found.

He likes to say that his
treasure are now
erinaceously bound.

For the background of this rhyme:

Poem Details | by Jason Talbott |
Categories: fear, funny,


Fuzzily Wuzzily
Benjamin Gib-a-ney
Grew him a beard which was 
Coming in fine.

Then he found out he had 
He can shave his, but he'd
Best not touch mine.

Poem Details | by William Masonis |
Categories: funny, history, imagination,

My Wife Came Up With This

Piggable - Jiggable
Ivan the Terrible
Strangely proposed to 
Elizabeth One.
Russian society,
Made her refuse him
And spoil his fun.

Poem Details | by Charles McDauel |
Categories: funny, love, romance, satire,

Valentines day

Hearts to you-hearts to you
What can be said about
Valentines day that's not
been said before?

Only to say that I 
love you so much that I
gave up my whore.

Poem Details | by Corinne Curcio |
Categories: funny

Hippety Hoppity

Hippety Hoppity
Willowby Wallaby
Bound for Austral-i-a
Land he called home

Hadn’t the money so 
Rode on the wing, but then
Wound up in Nome

Double Dactyl written for The Contest of New Terrains by Matt Caliri  

Poem Details | by Michael Degenhardt |
Categories: children, funny, on writing and words,

Rikki Tikki

Slippery Slappery
Rikki Tikki Tavi
Chased the snake
Down into the hole

Digging deeper
Much like a 
He happened upon a mole.

Poem Details | by Amy Wensinger |
Categories: humor, political,

Donald the Trumpeter

Elephant smell-ephant
Donald the Trumpeter 
Blasting his crazy horn
Spit blowing mutt

First Chair Re-thug-lican
Lunatic's ensemble 
Twit-brained wingnut

Poem Details | by Charles McDauel |
Categories: funny, holiday,

Birthday double dactyl

Hap-i-ty Birth-a-day
many long years ago
then was a guy named Sid
born to his folks.

Now on this special day
everyone celebrates
one of lifes jokes.

Poem Details | by ellissa dewitt |
Categories: funny, funny, funny,

funny lol

I am fuuny 
thats who am i 
I am funny
Make u laugh n cry
I am funny
Do funny things 
I am funny 
I like to play with strings
I am funny 
And i don't care 
I look funny in my underwear
It's funny that im funny
Thats what i like to be
So lets be funny together
Be funny like me 

Poem Details | by Charles McDauel |
Categories: funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, lost love,


Woe is me-woe is me
Romeo Montague 
loved Julie Capulet
what e'er the cost,

but in the end it seems
lovers so torn between
fueds, can be lost.