Humorous and funny Earth poems and/or funny poems about Earth. Read, share, and enjoy these hilarious Earth funny poems!
Written by
Poet Destroyer A
Categories:
adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny
Earth Day
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
~*~
Written by
Ella Weiss
Categories:
7th grade, art, death, earth, faith, funny love
Covid-19 Is Everywhere
"Its corona time" they said
I really hope I don't wind up dead
Many people have such as Tom Hanks
He's been tested. It wasn't a prank
Stores are running out of Purell and toilet paper
COVID-19 is like a game and we are all desperate players
Wash your hands and say a prayer
Becasue coronavirus is everywhere
Written by
Harshath Vidheya
Categories:
earth, humor, planet, space, sun, universe
Letters
Sun Writes Letters
To all the Planets, but None can Read
The Ashes.
Written by
Jack Ellison
Categories:
humor,
Heaven On Earth
In the dark recesses of my mind
Dwells a passion for life and all it's secrets
To experience the wonders of this amazing world
To discover its vast oceans of knowledge
To revel in the sweetness of a gentle breeze
To smell nature's lingering aroma after a summer rain
The moonlit nights that light our way home
The magic of those bright twinkling stars
How fortunate we are to be alive
To be able to experience the magic of the morning
With the sweet smell of honeysuckle in the air
As we stroll through unending fields
Of lush greenery under brilliant blue skies
Some would describe this as heaven on earth
I would describe it as, “whatcha bin smokin' dude!”
Written by
Rajagopal Kaimal
Categories:
crazy, earth, environment, food, green, humorous
Coconuts
Coconut kernel is
good to eat;
healthy, too.
But a coconut
falling on
one's head isn't
healthy!
Written by
John Michaels
Categories:
beauty, earth, environment, humor, nature, rainforest
Deforestation
Deforestation;
blades cut a swathe through foliage:
beauty has its price.
Written by
Robin L. Gass
Categories:
funny
Footle - Journey To the Center of the Earth
Explore
the core
Written by
Shane Cooper
Categories:
earth day, giggle, humor,
Yippee-Ki-Yay
There was a black beetle named May
Who lived with a frog in some hay
Together they would roam
Adventures far from home
Singing yippe-Ki-yay all day
Written by
Jslambert Mister Roboto
Categories:
confusion, funny, happiness, holiday, hope, inspirational
4:20, Four- Twenty, the Earth Day Birthday
Contractual agreements with publisher caused DELETION
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
earth day, funny, giggle, humor, humorous, rainforest
lumberjacks
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when the woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies.
Written by
Randy Imwalle
Categories:
animal, earth day, funny, word play,
The Humble, Brown Snail
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
Written by
Jerry T Curtis
Categories:
earth, earth day, environment, humor,
Just Stuff It
It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage
And sending it back to China
Yep--it's all for the contest
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
cheer up, earth, farm, flying, giggle, humor
ufo
ufos fly lake erie
blowing air force theory
each tows a sign
flashing this line
we stole a cow from oleary.
Written by
Carlos Kipkoech
Categories:
crazy, earth day, funny love, high school, silly, student
Why I Fail In English
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Written by
Duke Beaufort
Categories:
earth, earth day, funny, humor,
The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Written by
Black Eyed Susan
Categories:
funny, nature,
Beyond Earth Hour Challenge
Inhale the earth
the world’s a dessert -
just give a burp
Tip: Use seran wrap only for food. Don’t use it as clothing ;P
Real tip: Use ceramic dishes instead of paper plates for meals to decrease landfills and pollution.
Written by
Richard Breese
Categories:
body, earth, funny, giggle, humor, humorous
worried doctor
once a sports doctor from perth
wanted to leave planet earth
for his nurse she injected
dietetically wreck-ed
a famous olympians girth.
Written by
Thomas Martin
Categories:
earth, humorous, society,
Emergency Meeting of Flat Earth Society
Called meeting of Flat Earth Society
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility
It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not our abacus compute
So how can we on an earth agree
Such a problem the enclosed earth theory,
Where we are all living in a Truman Show,
And of the hollow earth so very weary,
To this silliness in the trash throw.
Then all scientists and fools will flock
To see us clinging to this flatty rock.
Written by
Don Davidson
Categories:
bird, crazy, earth, fun, funny, humor
One For Kicks
I know a bird who sways and swings
He jumps and kicks and flaps his wings
He cannot fly in stormy weather
He cannot strut his fluffy feathers
So instead he sits and sings.
Written by
Arthur Vaso
Categories:
art, earth, humor,
Micro Poetry
Micro Poetry
a small dot
on a page
that's all I got
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Written by
Gerry Mattia
Categories:
beauty, community, earth, environment, growth, identity
Funny Thing About the Yard
It’s always behind or in front
seems it needs a door to get to
never complains when it rains
pleasantly, pets poop & pee
friends & family cross to hug me
my connect out there
in the back and front
it’s what I have now for all the hard
that stretch out there
the yard
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
culture, earth, gender, health, humor, integrity
Fascism's Uncertain Patriotic Ring
Fascism has grown cancerous maturity
to pathologically enforce
what mere nationalistic military-industrialized supremacy
would patriotically endorse.
Supremacists of race or gender
or metaphysical systems of personal as political investment,
mistake allegiance to icons and idols and pledges
of national privilege
for personal passion and investment in gratitudes of love
for EarthTribe's WinWin Lands with blessing waters,
Gaian Principles
of Organic Health Co-Governing Procedures.
Against fascist growing cancers
degeneratively erasing
what EarthTribe optimal regenerators
are more matriotically embracing.
Written by
Jay Del Fierro
Categories:
adventure, computer-internet, funny,
Greatest Show On Earth....
Animals dancing
carnival and circus show
performing artists
Written by
Hgarvey Daniel Esquire
Categories:
funny, nature, science,
I'Ll Help Save Earth
Humans say "Go Green"
How much greener can I get
A Wind Turbine, soon
Inspired by Raul's Contest " Caterpillar's Gait "
Written by
Gerald Dillenbeck
Categories:
destiny, earth, health, humanity, humor, power
Persuasive Powers
I remain both surprised and alarmed
when revolutionary entrepreneurs,
AltRight survivalists,
poor and terrified AfricanAmerican and Hispanic young adult U.S. males,
and females,
and the National Rifle Association
vociferously agree with Chairman Mao
"Power is found at the end of a gun."
While alarmed
because violence breeds further mindless violence,
I continue to be surprised
because even a child could notice
Power originates from Earth's revolving
and enlightening
relationship to the Sun.
All other points of origin
are secondary,
derivative,
and perhaps not to be made too anthro-centrically much of.