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Poem Details | by Tomas Vazquez |
Categories: adventure, easter, fear, funny, nonsense, religion,

Twas the Night Before Easter

He knows if you are sleeping,
He knows when you're awake,
He knows if you've been bad or good.
Zombie Jesus must be staked!

So eat your crackers and wine,
And think that you'll be saved,
But that's not why he's here because
Your brains are what he craves!

He'll never stop his rampage.
Not until he's fully fed,
But nothing satisfies his hunger
Like what rattles in your head.

He's coming down the chimney.
He's underneath your bed.
You think you can outrun him,
But soon you will be dead.

So you better not whisper,
You better not cry
Cuz even a shot between his eyes
Won't stop Zombie Jesus, tonight..


Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: easter, funny, humor, humorous,

Inspired by Jan's Bunny Can Bang All Night Limerick

I'll give you my best diagnosis
Your bunny has caught a psychosis.
His drum bangs so loud
It disperses the crowd
But at least it's not myxomatosis*.


See Jan Allison's hilarious original Limerick Bunny Can Bang All Night.


* Myxomatosis:  A viral infection of rabbits.

Poem Details | by Carol Sunshine Brown |
Categories: children, funny, holiday, uplifting,

Easter Bunny Race

Easter bunny race
Fell as he could not keep pace
Muddy bunny face

Poem Details | by Patricia Sawyer |
Categories: animals, funny, holiday, imagination, easter,

Easter Bunny

Do the Easter Hop
Basket filled with  Sweet Joy
Candy and A Toy

Poem Details | by cory long |
Categories: funny, easter,

Tounge twister

Eight elephants ate eight eggs on Easter in England with eighty eight elves.

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: art, childhood, family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, holiday, love, mothereaster, easter,

Easter EGG, Abecedarian: with egg shape-

                            
                          =====
                       April Aroma...
                     Beckons Beauty.
                   Come Children!!!....
                 Daisies Daffodil.........
               EASTER EGGS EVERYWHERE
                Fun Filled Freedom.......
                  Giddy Giggly Games...
                    How ya' Hangin'???
                       Just Jolly Joey!
                           =====

              HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!!!

Poem Details | by Rick Zablocki |
Categories: easter, humorous,

Clue

Shattered eggs
Fluffy corpse
Tooth Fairy in custody

March 10, 2013

Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: easter, funny, easter,

Easter Bunny's Demise


The Easter Rabbit had a spat with his wife
She said  the dumb eggs were ruining her life
Laying eggs is so boring
Then there's your snoring
He met his demise with her carving knife...

NOTE:..apparently she borrowed the knife from
the farmer's wife ,who had been having trouble
with some blind mice.



For the "Clue" contest
2/28/13

Poem Details | by Keith Bickerstaffe |
Categories: fantasy, easter, giggle,

Visions Of Sugar Plums


A child up past his bedtime sat and stared,
a penny now for what he's thinking,
in the garden snow was scarce,
he saw the sculpture slowly shrinking.

He hadn't paid attention
when in those mid-winter thaws
the sculpture upped and disappeared,
'cos there was Santa Claus! 

the Tooth Fairy! the Easter Bunny! 
all are real to him right now,
sparking his imagination,
causing him to giggle 
for those presents, candies, shiny quarters
made his young heart sing with joy!

Much later, as a loving father,
he'll relive these wondrous dreams, 
and enjoy them with his kids,
these wondrous dreams 
now well remembered,
of the days when he was just a boy.


Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: family, children, friendship, funny, happiness, imagination, life, love, easter,

The A-Team

Here comes Santa Claus
The Easter Bunny’s with him
Great! Tooth Fairy too!

Poem Details | by Julian Bohan |
Categories: betrayal, bible, character, conflict, easter, faith, farewell, giggle, history, paradise, people, power, psychological, religious, sorry, storm, travel, tribute, trust, women,

THEO-OLIGARCHIC HAPPENINGS IN SLOVENIA


URAN'S WILLY

Taking sides in discussions holily
About whether Uran used his willy
Means you're trapped in their game -
Either side is the same:
**** distracts, cash departs, crowd stays silly.



Story:
http://www.sloveniatimes.com/scandals-in-the-slovenian-church-to-go-on


The National Poet Of Slovenia In A Language People Understand interprets important Slovenian affairs for the non-Slovene speaking world. 


www.maria.si

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: animal, chocolate, easter, humorous,

POOR EASTER BUNNY

I once met a sad Easter bunny He cried as his choc eggs were runny I said hop on your feet And get out of this heat Try Iceland, I hear it’s not sunny! 04~10~17

Poem Details | by Janet Eaton |
Categories: humor, spring, winter,

Snow Flakes and Easter Lilies

Snow flakes and Easter lilies scatter the ground
Winter time and Spring time seem to be having a round
Like a game of tug of war each side wants control
Today it was winter who wanted to rock n roll
Tomorrow maybe Spring time will give it a heave ho
Guess we won’t know till tomorrow though

Poem Details | by rebecca travis |
Categories: food, children, funny, holiday, easter, halloween,

ode to marshmellow peeps

Marsh mellow peeps
a wonderful treat.
Yellow pink or  blue 
 all of them stick like glue 
on easter , christmas or even halloween  
I like peeps and  pass on  jelly beans .
Some have said they can cure the common cold  
others say it reminds them of yellow slime mold  
what can I say ?
it doesnt matter to me either way 
but personally  my favorite type is
the ones you put in the microwave oven  
and watch as they  bubble, pop and  fizz   

Poem Details | by DAVID WALLACE |
Categories: funny, easter, drug,

The Easter Bunnies

They say the Easter bunnies comes the same time every year,
escaping from a Lab somewhere, they holes up around here.
They smells of smoke and iodine, wear lipstick and eye drops,
They’s lost her lucky feet somewhere and that is why they hops.
Their Coney furs desirable, and their quarters good for food,
although not free of chemicals, it really tastes quite good.
Their wracking coughs and bloodshot eyes, puts hunters off the match,
tobacco drugs and alcohol, makes them an easy catch.
Their chocolate eggs they lays in fields, each wrapped in silver foil,
are excellent when eaten fresh, but awful when they’re boiled.

Poem Details | by karen croft |
Categories: funny,

easter

easter is coming 
filled eggs,jelly beans, and more
chocolate bunnies

Poem Details | by David Byrne |
Categories: funny, nature, people, seasons, easter, easter, time, giggle,

Springtime with Edouard Manet

Easter is a time where we construe
The beauty of renewal blooming through
Little birds that chirp above the vales
While sweeter ladies peep at passing males

Charming is the humour passing round
Faint scent of Tulips, Daffodils abound
Strolling couples giggle by a stream
Planning the delights they like to dream

Gazebos filled with bands that blow their brass
Shiny belts and buckles, best in class
‘Le déjeuner sur l'herbe’ a luncheons treat
A very Manet way in which to meet

Ah Easter is a time for daring stuff
Two clothed men that dine with naked fluff
At last the joys of springtime are revealed
Milk white flesh and precious else concealed

©david byrne Easter 2012 

Poem Details | by Melani Udaeta |
Categories: easter, funny, easter,

A Difficult Question

'Mommy who killed the Easter Bunny?'
'Oh my! Nobody honey.

You see Saint Nick and the Tooth Fairy,
they had something for him to carry; 

With his energy from sugary sweets,
He has some very quick feet;

But he did not realize 
How quick the time does fly;

With all that helping 
He did not realize his day was coming; 

So you see he's not dead,
He is running late instead.'

'Oh Mommy that's ok.
He can bring my candy today!'

'Great.' Mom says to herself
'There goes my mental health.' 


3/3/13

Poem Details | by Kim Robin Edwards |
Categories: easter, humor,

Easter Bunny

Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! 
See your face, so white and funny.
How do you plan to spend the money? 
Chocolate hats all filled with honey! 

Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! 
You make me feel, so dog gone funny.
Why do you wear such a great big tummy? 
After eating so well on Sunday! 

Easter bunny! My Easter bunny! 
Our Lord he thanks you, 
for being so chummy! 
Now he wants to be your buddy! 


Easter Poetry-By Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2010,2014..
ALL rights reserved..

Poem Details | by Janice Canerdy |
Categories: easter, giggle,

A Memorable Easter Service


small boy requested
hip-hop at Easter service
muffled laughs ensued

April 13, 2017

Poem Details | by kurtis scott aka curtis futch jr |
Categories: adventure, history, holiday, humorous,

EASTER DAY

it s the way 
everyone say
think you too
for all you do
to make my lfe
right
and this way
its
EASTER DAY

Poem Details | by tom bell |
Categories: funny, holiday, parody, satire, easter, easter,

Easter Bunny Hop

Easter Bunny....!!
Hop, hop!!.........
Seems just like...
You can not stop.....

Duracell battery
Up your butt?
Or a dose of
Coke your dealer
Forgot to cut?

Easter Bunny.....!!!
Hop, hop!!!......
What was that I just heard?
Was that a plop??

Easter Bunny.....!!!
I hope that is....
A chocolate Easter egg...
I saw fall out..
When you lifted your leg...

Oh, Easter Bunny...
You "Wascalley Wabbit!"
Do you plop all over?
Is this your habit?

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: candy, easter, humorous,

CHOCS AWAY

I’ve kidnapped the poor Easter bunny - His chocolate eggs are so yummy But I lost the plot And ate the whole lot Now I’ve got an ache in my tummy HAPPY EASTER SOUPERS!!! 3/30/18

Poem Details | by daver austin |
Categories: funny,

FOR EASTER

FOR EASTER

Humpty Dumpty – From the Chapbook,
A Neighborhood Child. Repost

Humpty Dumpty
You’re a mess!
Fat egg
The moment of your crash a fright!
I’ll never forget 
The lightning flash of yellow and white
Did you fall face ward or back? -
I can’t tell
With yoke plashed over your shell

With all the king’s men
The ovaries of a hen
It’s still quite ridiculous
A job so meticulous 

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: easter, humor,

EASTER BUNNY

E E A S A S T E R T E R BUNNY BUNNY HIDING (O) EASTER (O) EGGS FUN FOR THE CHILDREN GO SEEK AND FIND ON EASTER DAY GET LUCKY FIND ONE AND SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. A DELICIOUS MILK CHOCOLATE EASTER EGG
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