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Poem Details | by Nayda Ivette Negron |
Categories: humor,

Election Day

Day to choose between 
Multiple alternatives
Picking the less worst


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: humor, political,

ELECTION DAY FOOTLES

Election Day Footles


Non-Voters

Passive
Asses



Unenrolled Voters

Selection
Defection



Last ditch pitch

Stand out
Hand out 


Crumpled and pitched

Pamphlet
Spam-let




3/3/2016

Poem Details | by Robert Ippaso |
Categories: allegory, humor, parody, political, satire, success, symbolism,

St George and the Dragon - in Boris' own words on winning the UK election

I wielded my sword
And slayed the foul dragon,
Then crammed the vile beast
Right back in his flagon.

Pickled and sodden
There will he lie
Few to remember
Fewer to cry.

Obnoxious his deeds,
Destructive his breath,
His venom pervasive,
So glad for his death.

Now we can harness
Our thoughts and our prayers,
Be kind and productive
Not just dragon slayers.

This noble island
This hallowed soil,
So very much more 
Than one man’s spoil.

Let the healing commence,
Work as one to achieve,
A country in which
We all so believe.

A land of invention,
Of Shakespeare and Keats,
Of boundless endeavor,
Whose heart strongly beats.