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Poem Details | by Poet Destroyer A |
Categories: adventure, blessing, corruption, earth, environment, funny, nature,

Earth Day

~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


~*~


Poem Details | by John lawless |
Categories: environment, future, humor, planet,

MARS BARS

Mars Bars


I think they painted it all red
so that we’d think it really dead
get the thought out of our head
they would let us share a bed.

Perhaps they hacked Mars “google maps”
to screw up our best thinkers caps
installed the “red-dead” planet app
in brownish shade of crusty past 

to insure we’d change our mind
look elsewhere in our search to find
another place to colonize
after this one slowly dies.

They have watched our pestilence
defy the laws of common sense
will not succumb to our pretense
good neighbors do not need a fence.


John G. Lawless
6/22/2015

submitted to – Subject Mars – Poetry Contest
sponsor – Joe Maverick

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: environment, fun, funny, good night,

It's been a blast

Agedly sagedly
David F Attenborough
said we were doomed with a 
very sad face.

We dragged our knuckles round
uncomprehendingly,
wrapped him in plastic and
launched him to space.




18 Feb 2020

Double dactyl rules!
Double dactylic rhythm
8 lines; syllable count 6664 6664
Line 1 has two slightly nonsensical rhyming words
Line 2 is a name
Line 6 consists of a single word
Lines 4 and 8 rhyme
It’s weird but it works! :-)

Poem Details | by Robert Ippaso |
Categories: confusion, environment, hope, humanity, humor, inspirational, satire,

Has our World gone mad

I’m confused 
At times bemused
By the turn society’s taking,
Sexuality so complex
Gender needing further context
All my preconceptions breaking.

Are cows good
On this we brood
Carbon footprint the new quandary,
Should we fly
Or cycling try
A simpler world I recall fondly.

Left or Right
The current fight
Politicians all grandstanding,
Little caring
Overbearing
Of our hearts and minds demanding.

To take part
Is quite an art
Every word now needing measure,
Opinions rue
So fast to sue
No surprise the past I treasure.

Poem Details | by John Michaels |
Categories: beauty, earth, environment, humor, nature, rainforest,

Deforestation

Deforestation; blades cut a swathe through foliage: beauty has its price.

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: beautiful, change, cheer up, confidence, cool, courage, cute love, deep, destiny, emotions, environment, fantasy, fear, feelings, first love, for her, funny love, happiness, happy, how i feel, humanity, hyperbole, i am, i love you, inspiration, journey, joy, life, lost love, love, love hurts, miss you, missing, missing you, ocean, paradise, philosophy, pride, romance, romantic, senses, smile, spring, sunshine, travel, uplifting, wind,

Rainbow

imagine the rainbow being
the dark tunnel 
you've been stuck in for years

the lighthouse on the horizon,
the beam 
that gets brighter as it nears

get soaked in the rain,
feel the sun in your heart,
let go of all your fears. 

Poem Details | by A.O. Taner |
Categories: addiction, april, best friend, computer, confusion, courage, culture, cute love, earth, emotions, encouraging, environment, fantasy, farm, feelings, funny love, garden, happiness, happy, i love you, i miss you, inspirational, internet, irony, july, june, kiss, loneliness, love, magic, me, metaphor, nature, parody, repetition, satire, science, social, technology, tree, women, world, youth,

Tree

follow on facebook,
adore on pinterest,
fall in love on instagram,
kiss on a hunch,
all under a tree.

Poem Details | by Elizabeth Smith |
Categories: environment, funny, hilarious, humorous, parody, satire, wisdom,

A BUG IN A BATH

A BUG IN A BATH

I'm what you call a bug
When humans see me they go UHG

Humans don't care about my needs
Or my sometimes good deeds

But such bothersome things
Roll right off my wings

When I can dip my feet
Blistered from the heat 

In the bird bath for which I'm looking
When on a hot day I'm cooking

But the frog over there
Is beginning to stare

I'm sure he sees me as a meal that's free

So I'll jump quick in this pool
And swim fast like a fool 

BECAUSE

A nice cooling splash
And this bug revives fast



Poem Details | by Barbara Gorelick |
Categories: environment, history, humor,

Johnny Appleseed


Our old friend Johnny Appleseed
Was a bit of a kook all agreed
Always wore a tin pot on his head
Kept himself dry and also well fed

Johnny Appleseed was really John Chapman...he became the stuff of legends after his death. 
He wandered the northeast planting appleseeds. The apples were used for apple cider or "spirits",
not for eating. 



Poem Details | by Jerry T Curtis |
Categories: earth, earth day, environment, humor,

Just Stuff It

It seems every time I buy some stuff
It comes wrapped up in more stuff
I'm so sick and tired of all this trash
I say "enough's enough"
So tomorrow I'm packing it all in a crate
With a bio-degradable liner
Then slapping it with some postage 
And sending it back to China



Yep--it's all for the contest

Poem Details | by Volodymyr Knyr |
Categories: animal, environment, humorous, nature, pollution,

Foul air

It is hard to foul air
in a sleeping bear's lair.

Volodymyr Knyr
2014

Poem Details | by Nicole Alexander |
Categories: children, confusion, dedication, environment, giggle, grief, lonely,

Broken And Torn

 Broken and torn from days long gone
Not from neglect or anything wrong
A family often would sit and communicate
I tried to listen, most times I could relate

I loved that family that crawled on me
Having fun playing games or watch TV
Late into the evening the girls would date
Playing love songs, kissing, feeling great

Rough housing little ones jumped too hard
Finally my legs fell off, from being jarred
They tried to make me work by patching
All those cats hopping on and scratching

Finally, I gave up the ghost and lost the fight
They took me outside and said goodnight
They bought one new; but often would say
I loved the old couch; it was good in it's day

Poem Details | by J.W. Earnings |
Categories: angst, confusion, crazy, dad, environment, father, fear, feelings, kids, funny, growing up, how i feel, inspiration, life, lost, memory, pain, stress, time, words, youth,

Forgetfulness x-x

Oh no!! I forgot – I had a plate of dessert In the cool freezer Oh no!! Dad forgot – He left his blue bowl of fruit On the clean counter!

Poem Details | by Trevor McLeod |
Categories: assonance, confusion, environment, howl, humorous, innocence, meaningful,

The Condom

I wore a condom for my mate
and said it glowed to throw my weight.
But when she asked to know it's fate
the light was on and it was late.

Poem Details | by Jack Clark |
Categories: abuse, corruption, environment, humor, humorous, political,

Fracked

The “Bad Witch of Oz” lost her throne
They weren’t gonna’ leave her alone
… the water was Fracked
… it’s how she got whacked
But … how many others aren’t known!


Poem Details | by Elisabeth Sheaffer |
Categories: autumn, environment, humorous, nature,

Leaf It Alone

As I watched the rain pouring into the drain
I reflected on just how perverse
Was the Summer we had, with the weather so bad,
And the future can only get worse.

Now that Autumn is here, bringing with it some fear
Since the drains are blocked up with leaves
Which are crimson and yellow, so pretty, so mellow,
And they're also blocking the eaves.

As the weather gets colder, the leaves get older, 
Black and dirty, and now..here's the thing!
The council won't clear it and therefore I fear it
Will leaf us at risk till the Spring.

Poem Details | by Jaquay Atkins |
Categories: addiction, anniversary, anxiety, art, baby, beautiful, beauty, blessing, boyfriend, class, confidence, conflict, desire, destiny, devotion, education, environment, faith, fantasy, fate, feelings, for her, fun, funny love, future, giggle, girlfriend, happiness, heart, heaven, life, light, loneliness, lonely, lost, lust, magic, strength, stress, sweet love, symbolism,

I Love You

Often, I have uttered these words to myself
Your feminity has entranced my manhood
My vision is focused on your subject matter 
A quick study of a woman's psychology 
I feel you with my mind, and touch you with my eyes
Senses are heightened in your very presence 
Soon, I will utter the ultimate words of encouragement 
Constant admiration for your hidden strengths 
Instant chemistry between us has changed our biology 
Soon, I will hold you tight and recite the following;
Baby, I love you

Poem Details | by arthur vaso |
Categories: animal, art, education, environment, funny, humor, humorous,

Global Warnings

My credit card is over the limit
Due to Global Warming

My girlfriend left me
Due to Global Warming

I lost my job
Due to Global Warming

It was too cold last week
Due to Global Warming

It was also too hot last week
Due to Global Warming

I got the flu ten times this year
Due to Global Warming

The Blue Jays lost the World Series
Due to Global Warming

I lost my left sock
Due to Global Warming

My dear grandmother passed away
Due to Global Warming

I burnt dinner
Due to Global Warming

I farted
Ok now that's global warming

The less humans who fart
The less CO2 shall we depart

Poem Details | by Vera Duggan |
Categories: bird, environment, farm, funny, scary,

Funny little fellow

Funny little scarecrow
Stands there in a field of corn
This funny little fellow
He looks oh so forlorn

As he looks up to the sky
Raising his funny straw filled hat
He never gets a glimpse of crows
No crow from him has ever fled

He thought the crows they could not see him
For he was only two foot tall
Perhaps a bigger hat he needed
Maybe this would scare them all

So now he has a brand new hat
He scares those crows now all the time
When they try to eat the corn
Soon they're fleeing from their crime

Poem Details | by Bartholomew Williams |
Categories: environment, funny, imagination, leadership, power, storm, success,

An Eyebrow-raising Key to Electricity

Benjamin Franklin, to prove lightning held electricity,
Flew a kite in a storm; attached to the kite cord was a key.
Though some thought this dangerous experiment was a bit odd,
Franklin sparked more inquiries and invented the lightning rod!


1/25/19

Poem Details | by Gerald Dillenbeck |
Categories: environment, family, humor, science,

Nuclear Family Issues

Might we be having trouble fusing nuclear energy,
as opposed to the more troubling nuclear fission's anti-energy,
because nuclear fusion is just normal everyday Business As Usual
cooperation of thermodynamically fusing nuclei?

Oh, I see,
like it's easier to notice you're having another nice healthy day
after you experience the divisive holon-caustic implosive alternative?

Yes dear.
Like visiting my lovely mother
and not your dreaded mother-in-law.

Poem Details | by Juliet Ligon |
Categories: character, environment, fun, humorous, identity, nature, tree,

Tree In A Forest

I'm in a crowded place.  

 Others brush my limbs. 

 We look so much the same,

 I easily fit in. 

 No one knows my name. 

 I am one of them,

 firry and firm with

 a little junk in the trunk. 

 Wispy and thin, 

 I flow with the breeze. 

 I'm a little shady, 

 but stay if you please 

 as long as you'd like. 

 I've no teeth to bite. 

 If you come closer,

 I won't walk away. 

 I've no legs to go. 

 I'm here every day. 

 The great outdoors

 is where I sleep. 

 They're all I've known. 

 My roots are deep. 

 This crowded forest

 is my home.


 By: Juliet Ligon
 Motif: Nature

Poem Details | by Rico Leffanta |
Categories: environment, evil, fish, humor, immigration, ocean, political,

A Mermaid's Tale

Trump's newly-appointed EPA Chief
Found himself buried in EPA grief

To prove he was no party-pooper
He likened Trump to a Giant Grouper

Swimming against an almighty current
Where even the sharks were no deterrent

"Forget the  'U' and immigrant no-hoper!
I'll rename that fish, "The Slippery Groper"!

Well,  Congress agreed to just let it pass
That's God's honest truth, you bet your wrasse!

Poem Details | by Anna Hopper |
Categories: city, culture, desire, environment, funny,

City girl at heart


Anointed country with a city crush
Tall buildings make me blush
Up to my ears in Georgia peaches
Urban desire boldly breaches

A chiseled orifice that I wear
The country folk tend to stare
Wheat straw, in between their teeth
Around their neck, a red wreath

Bare feet on thick red clay
Rooster cries at the sight of day
Birds chirp a George Strait song
I rap with Sisqo about a thong

No one seems to comprehend
The time in daydream that I spend 
Wishing I could click my heels
And awake in a high rise, the city's gills

Despite my efforts, I reside south
Just beneath Atlanta's mouth
Lips of lights, beauty glows
Air tight, forever closed


Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: anger, dog, environment, humorous,

DOGGY DOO BLUES

Susie stepped in a pile of dog pooh It was caked on the sole of her shoe Her shoes how they stank The smell was so rank To remove it what should Susie do? Susie wiped mucky shoes on the mat The mat on which her pussycat sat Now it’s not on her shoes But the cats got the blues This poop issue we need to combat Consider folks who are in a wheelchair They wheel round but some dog owners don’t care - Imagine just how it feels Dog poop all over the wheels At poopy hands they must just sit and stare 03~12~17