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Poem Details | by Ray Gridley |
Categories: humor, word play,

Kung Fu Wisdom

"Boards don't hit back"  (Bruce Lee).
"Boards do hit back" (Bruised Knee).


Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny

ps MONTY'S PYTHON

As
sick as
a parrot

Poem Details | by Mark Peterson |
Categories: humorous,

Terse Verse

If you insist
on doggerel verse,
show mercy then
and keep it terse.

Fifth Place, Laconic Verse I, Giorgio V.

Poem Details | by cheryl hoffman |
Categories: anxiety, death, humor, money,

Death and Taxes

Now that I'm dead I can finally relax,
worry free of April 15th and filing my income tax.




3-22-17

Poem Details | by Misty Hoot |
Categories: children, funny, happiness, uplifting,

It was me!

There was a boy named Charlie who loved to climb trees.
You could always recognize him by his scraped up knees.

When his mother would tell him to come inside 
he'd climb up his favorite tree and hide.
 
You could hear the siren as the firemen zoomed through town.
They had, just had to get that little boy on the ground.
 
The people would say, "There goes Charlie climbing that tree."
They really shouldn't say that because this time it was me!

Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, funny

Aardvark Reverie



When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack … 

I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?



Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!

Poem Details | by Nina Parmenter |
Categories: fun, funny, funny love, humor, humorous, silly,

Reduced Service

I married the man who delivered my post... And now he delivers twice yearly at most.
4th April 2018 For Deborah Guenther Beachboard’s Epigram Contest

Poem Details | by Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories: death, humor,

It's Not Me, It's You

It's true that I could be more lovin'
as I shove you head first in the oven,

but I can't help but feel so elated
that with you your breath is cremated.

7/16/2018

Poem Details | by Mick Talbot |
Categories: fun, humor, humorous,

EPIGRAM FUN

EPIGRAM FUN> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Donald Trump, his life a hoax, runs his country based on jokes ~~~~ Catie Lindsey a fine lady Poet laureate one day, maybe? ~~~~ Jan Allison, writing limericks, her pleasure! Everyone a piece of gold, a treasure! ~~~~ Tom Cunningham, regards A perfect gent, a poet bard! ~~~~ The poet Silent One A pseudonym, such fun! ~~~~ Me? my plight? To save the world I write! Okay, the doors are firmly shut I know, I hear you all tut! ............Mick

Poem Details | by Winged Warrior |
Categories: art, beautiful, funny,

Godiva the Diva

Lady Godiva- rode naked on her horse; That’s OK… her steed was naked too, of course! Nov.02.2019 Pithy Pome Poetry Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy N/A...for contest

Poem Details | by Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories: humor,

First Law of Reprehensibility

I little knew the gravity of my infraction
Till I perceived the weight of your reaction

Poem Details | by Kevin Shaw |
Categories: age, humorous, old, parents,

99 Years old

Ninety Nine Years old

When I was 99 years old
My Mother said to me
Always be a good Boy
Then you’ll live older than me

When I was 99 years old
My Father said to me
Help me tidy the Kitchen Son
Grandma’s coming to Tea

Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny

ps REIGN IN

Don't
rain on-
my parade

Poem Details | by Katherine Stella |
Categories: childhood, education, family, fantasy, children, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination, inspirational, life, love, people, teen, uplifting, visionary

Stuck On You

braces interlocked - told him no kissing

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: funny, philosophy,

Walking on Eggshells

The egg came before the chicken but some fool sat on it...

Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, funny

The Dik-Dik's Dilemma


The Dik-Dik is an antelope
Who longs to be a misanthrope

But since he “pronks”, instead of lopes,
He doesn’t really have a hope …





* “Pronk” is the name of the dik-dik’s jaunty little bounce when he runs.
 It is an Afrikaans description.


Poem Details | by Frances King |
Categories: animals, children, funny

Cuddly Koala

Koala’s not a teddy bear,
Although he looks the part …

He munches eucalyptus leaves,
And captivates our hearts.



Poem Details | by Brian Strand |
Categories: funny

ps-END OF STORY

and
thereby 
hangs a tail

Poem Details | by Paul Geiger |
Categories: drink, humor, math,

EXTRAPOLATE

 
When we drink, we get drunk. 
When we get drunk, we fall 
Asleep. When we fall a—
sleep, we commit no sin—
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So—



Adapted from a bon mot of
George Bernard Shaw
6x6 square, math/poetry

Poem Details | by Tim Ryerson |
Categories: food, funny,

Concerning The Preparation of Mexican Cuisine

After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom.

Poem Details | by cecil hickman |
Categories: funny, satire

Fixture

Only known
Throne
For man

Poem Details | by Charmaine Chircop |
Categories: humor,

The Milkman And His Mistress

The farmer's wife and milkman  played seesaw
Their sighs weren't  heard as two donkeys brayed  He-Haw


Inspired by Silent One's contest ( not for contest  )

Poem Details | by JAN ALLISON |
Categories: food, humorous,

'SCONE' BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN - EPIGRAM

I made some scones – the best you’ve ever seen Make dough - perfect to keep your fingernails clean!!! Note to hubby - I used a nailbrush BEFORE I baked yesterday lol Contest:- Epigram Sponsor:- Silent One 22nd November 2015

Poem Details | by Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories: brother, funny, history, imagination, mystery, visionary,

Big Little Oxymoronic Foot

Bigfoot had a bubbling baby brother—
They labeled him "lively little foot!"

© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/25/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019

Poem Details | by JSLambert Mister ROBOTO |
Categories: dedication, devotion, funny, people, philosophy, sports, teen, uplifting

Dirk Nowitzki

Impossible to stifle
the firing of a 7 foot
German Rifle

the Heat couldn't stop Dirk
from putting
in work



Congratulations to the 2011 NBA Champions
             Dallas Mavericks