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Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
funny
As
sick as
a parrot
Poem Details | by
Mark Peterson |
Categories:
humorous,
If you insist
on doggerel verse,
show mercy then
and keep it terse.
Fifth Place, Laconic Verse I, Giorgio V.
Poem Details | by
Cheryl Hoffman |
Categories:
anxiety, death, humor, money,
Now that I'm dead I can finally relax,
worry free of April 15th and filing my income tax.
3-22-17
Poem Details | by
Constance La France |
Categories:
funny,
Beneath this place of stones,
Lay my groaning moaning bones;
I didn't need them anymore,
So, traded them in for wings that soar !
_______________________
April 24, 2022
Poetry/Epigram/In The End Epigram
Copyright Protected, I 04-1450-705-24
All Rights Reserved, 2022, Constance La France
Written for the Standard contest, Killing With An Epigram
sponsor, Margarita Lillico, Judged 05/29/2022
First Place
Poem of the Day on Poetry Soup, 04/25/2022
Poem Details | by
Dale Gregory Cozart |
Categories:
death, humor,
It's true that I could be more lovin'
as I shove you head first in the oven,
but I can't help but feel so elated
that with you your breath is cremated.
7/16/2018
Poem Details | by
Misty Hoot |
Categories:
children, funny, happiness, uplifting,
There was a boy named Charlie who loved to climb trees.
You could always recognize him by his scraped up knees.
When his mother would tell him to come inside
he'd climb up his favorite tree and hide.
You could hear the siren as the firemen zoomed through town.
They had, just had to get that little boy on the ground.
The people would say, "There goes Charlie climbing that tree."
They really shouldn't say that because this time it was me!
Poem Details | by
Frances King |
Categories:
animals, funny
When Aardvark sleeps, perchance to dream
About a tasty snack …
I wonder, does he ever wish
It wouldn’t bite him back?
Inspired by Lee Leon’s poem ‘Aardvark’
Thanks, Lee!
Poem Details | by
Winged Warrior |
Categories:
art, beautiful, funny,
Lady Godiva- rode naked on her horse;
That’s OK… her steed was naked too, of course!
Nov.02.2019
Pithy Pome Poetry
Sponsored by: Maureen McGreavy
N/A...for contest
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
humor, sound,
A duck
can't cluck
~ So what
Poem Details | by
Geoffrey Brewer |
Categories:
humor,
I little knew the gravity of my infraction
Till I perceived the weight of your reaction
Poem Details | by
Mick Talbot |
Categories:
fun, humor, humorous,
EPIGRAM FUN>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Donald Trump, his life a hoax,
runs his country based on jokes
~~~~
Catie Lindsey a fine lady
Poet laureate one day, maybe?
~~~~
Jan Allison, writing limericks, her pleasure!
Everyone a piece of gold, a treasure!
~~~~
Tom Cunningham, regards
A perfect gent, a poet bard!
~~~~
The poet Silent One
A pseudonym, such fun!
~~~~
Me? my plight?
To save the world I write!
Okay, the doors are firmly shut
I know, I hear you all tut!
............Mick
Poem Details | by
Gershon Wolf |
Categories:
giggle, goodbye, relationship, smile, word play,
Rescue relationships that are only so-so
~ Take your leave with a 'Pip, pip, Cheerio!'
Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
funny
Don't
rain on-
my parade
Poem Details | by
Frances King |
Categories:
animals, children, funny
Koala’s not a teddy bear,
Although he looks the part …
He munches eucalyptus leaves,
And captivates our hearts.
Poem Details | by
Frances King |
Categories:
animals, funny
The Dik-Dik is an antelope
Who longs to be a misanthrope
But since he “pronks”, instead of lopes,
He doesn’t really have a hope …
* “Pronk” is the name of the dik-dik’s jaunty little bounce when he runs.
It is an Afrikaans description.
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
funny, philosophy,
The egg came before the chicken but some fool sat on it...
Poem Details | by
Katherine Stella |
Categories:
childhood, education, family, fantasy, children, funny, girlfriend-boyfriend, imagination, inspirational, life, love, people, teen, uplifting, visionary
braces interlocked - told him no kissing
Poem Details | by
Brian Strand |
Categories:
funny
and
thereby
hangs a tail
Poem Details | by
Paul Geiger |
Categories:
drink, humor, math,
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall
Asleep. When we fall a—
sleep, we commit no sin—
When we commit no sin,
we go to heaven. So—
Adapted from a bon mot of
George Bernard Shaw
6x6 square, math/poetry
Poem Details | by
Tim Ryerson |
Categories:
food, funny,
After handling Jalapeno Peppers, wash your hands thoroughly BEFORE you use the restroom.
Poem Details | by
Cecil Hickman |
Categories:
funny, satire
Only known
Throne
For man
Poem Details | by
Charmaine Chircop |
Categories:
humor,
The farmer's wife and milkman played seesaw
Their sighs weren't heard as two donkeys brayed He-Haw
Inspired by Silent One's contest ( not for contest )
Poem Details | by
Jan Allison |
Categories:
food, humorous,
I made some scones – the best you’ve ever seen
Make dough - perfect to keep your fingernails clean!!!
Note to hubby - I used a nailbrush BEFORE I baked yesterday lol
Contest:- Epigram
Sponsor:- Silent One
22nd November 2015
Poem Details | by
Joseph Spence Sr |
Categories:
brother, funny, history, imagination, mystery, visionary,
Bigfoot had a bubbling baby brother—
They labeled him "lively little foot!"
© Joseph S. Spence, Sr., (Epulaeryu Master) 5/25/2010
All Rights Reserved, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA
Senior Advisor, to Founder of Motivational Strips
Ambassador De Literature
Noble Star of Literature 2018
Living Legend of the 21st Century
Pentasiv B World Friendship Poetry Featured Poet 2019
Poem Details | by
Jslambert Mister Roboto |
Categories:
dedication, devotion, funny, people, philosophy, sports, teen, uplifting
Impossible to stifle
the firing of a 7 foot
German Rifle
the Heat couldn't stop Dirk
from putting
in work
Congratulations to the 2011 NBA Champions
Dallas Mavericks